itt you are a wrestler, create your character here

cos something's gotta lighten the mood.

create your wrestling character here, state your aims, your strengths, your weaknesses. and then....and then....the battle for wrestling supremacy begins.

NAME: MAURY THE MONSTER TRUCK
HEIGHT: 7'3
STRENGTH: I can take on a lion and a tiger at once and still have a hand free to pull your hair
CATCHPHRASE: HOW D'YA LIKE THEM TIRE TRACKS?
LIKES: Inflicting pain
DISLIKES: Starland Vocal Band
CURRENT TITLES HELD: East South Orlando Central's Provisional title belt (on loan)
W-L Record: 199-1 (that 1 was to an alligator, hence my missing fingers)

I'm coming for you, ILX!

NAME: ILXor
HEIGHT: 77'
STRENGTH: suckin on some of that
CATCHPHRASE: "Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!"
LIKES: vanilla ice cream
DISLIKES: Vanilla Ice
CURRENT TITLES HELD: excelsior
W-L Record: o_0

Entrance songs, people..

Brad Fidel's Terminator theme

THE WOKE BLOKE
Pronouns: They/Them
Strength: Fairness, able to see both sides in a cage match
Catchphrase: "You are seen, heard, and respected!!"
Likes: Oatmilk latte
Dislikes: Colonization, toxic masculinity

NAME: MAURY THE MONSTER TRUCK
HEIGHT: 7'3
STRENGTH: I can take on a lion and a tiger at once and still have a hand free to pull your hair
CATCHPHRASE: HOW D'YA LIKE THEM TIRE TRACKS?
LIKES: Inflicting pain
DISLIKES: Starland Vocal Band
CURRENT TITLES HELD: East South Orlando Central's Provisional title belt (on loan)
W-L Record: 199-1 (that 1 was to an alligator, hence my missing fingers)

this thread and post, especially HOW D'YA LIKE THEM TIRE TRACKS

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/021/267/swedish_chef.jpg

BLOB DYLAN
Strength: he's Vader, but looks like Dylan
Catchphrase: "Everybody must get stoned!"
Finisher: Nobel Lariat

record is now 199-2.

Blob Dylan will have to answer for the illegal move he pulled in the ring.

Replay showed someone from the crowd tossing a silver cross into the ring which Blob used to perform his modified Superman punch dubbed the Shot of Love, knocking Maury out cold.