thread title reminds me of a trevor bastard post containing the immortal phrase "feral children masturbating in the Diana Memorial Fountain".
I never carry any coins and have not done for years - the only coins I have are in my house and are reserved for the ice cream van. During my parent years I always avoided fountains because my kid was always trying to drink the water, which was no doubt full of bacterial danger .. and cum! And he'd frequently climb into the ones in wretched shopping malls setting me up with an argument with some thick security guard dickhead while I was trying my best to retrieve him. I'm so done with public fountains forever. They are ruined for me!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 29 July 2023 20:12 (two years ago)