chose Luton instead of "football"
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 August 2023 19:29 (one year ago)
Burnley are playing really well against City and don’t deserve to be 2-0 down.
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 August 2023 19:42 (one year ago)
Also I’m very excited for the age of Richarlison
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 August 2023 19:43 (one year ago)
Who's ready?
― imago, Friday, 11 August 2023 19:50 (one year ago)
Haaland wants to break his own record i see
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 August 2023 19:51 (one year ago)
Burnley back with a bang (missile thrown from the stands at a black player, aggro pitch invader, straight red card, etc). They looked pretty decent going forward at times.
― ShariVari, Friday, 11 August 2023 22:40 (one year ago)
Arteta being outed as a TERF really opens up a few avenues for Peter Drury..
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 12 August 2023 01:14 (one year ago)
Oh ffs, just as I stopped hating him.
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 12 August 2023 08:44 (one year ago)
ref and var still idiot cunts then
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 15:41 (one year ago)
two better pen shouts for brighton since and ref has no interest
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 15:45 (one year ago)
goals galore in the late game
― Number None, Saturday, 12 August 2023 16:47 (one year ago)
Pat Nevin
Former Scotland winger on BBC Radio 5 Live
Diaby and Watkins are linking up very well and that is why Newcastle have had to defend quite a bit.
They've had some defending to do, but they'd HAD to do defending [because of Villa's threat].
Brilliant stuff
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 12 August 2023 17:02 (one year ago)
Nevin sounds like he's pissed tbh
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2023 17:13 (one year ago)
var a joke a very clear offside for the fourth
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:22 (one year ago)
bit early to be breaking out the "stop stop" gif
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:29 (one year ago)
WTF happened to Villa?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:33 (one year ago)
Newcastle may be unfortunately good
dunno if the Mings injury might've got in a few heads either
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:35 (one year ago)
Ugh, yeah. What a way to start the season.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:39 (one year ago)
i make it a policy to celebrate injury to violent pigshit thick cunts whose usp is to attempt to injure better players
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 21:53 (one year ago)
total bullshit to disallow everton goal also
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 22:20 (one year ago)
I have to say I find Chelsea’s attempt to piss all over financial fair play to overspend on a million different players absolutely fascinating. There is no way Todd Boehly doesn’t play Football Manager, and play it like an 11 year old boy.
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 13 August 2023 07:27 (one year ago)
yeah, I'm not buying Vicario
― Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:42 (one year ago)
fuck it actually why not:
this ref is a cunt
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:43 (one year ago)
and jesus cmon surely club dna isnt real it cant be can it
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:44 (one year ago)
was just coming to post that I heard deems detonate from here
― imago, Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:45 (one year ago)
ref genuinely a cunt tho cmon all must acknowledge
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:50 (one year ago)
ive been screaming for royal off since before 1-0 but the game makes a fool of us all in time
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:58 (one year ago)
sanchez def a fall guy but that yellow was a nonsense yes
― imago, Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:10 (one year ago)
royal, bar a v nice goal, has been comical
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:45 (one year ago)
― Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:42
Hes not great on the ball
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:50 (one year ago)
fuck me that is another var call
really weird hesitation in key areas so far which im not loving across the team
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:53 (one year ago)
vicario looks like he might make a slightly undependable third choice keeper tbh
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:02 (one year ago)
Spurs aren't really going to go an entire season with Richarlison as their only striker are they
― Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:04 (one year ago)
we signed an argentine prospect
and we should wrap up a deal for gift orban this week apparently
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:06 (one year ago)
neither play right back
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:07 (one year ago)
This is getting rather ridiculous now
🚨 Romeo Lavia has chosen to join Chelsea from Southampton. Liverpool were pursuing but are aware of decision. #CFC & #SaintsFC have good relations, so no issues expected on deal or personal terms. Fee likely to be around £50m + add-ons @TheAthleticFC #LFC https://t.co/EjmFknCViS— David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) August 14, 2023
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:38 (one year ago)
fucks sake
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:40 (one year ago)
Lol was just talking about this - I assume FFP doesn't apply to Chelsea
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:56 (one year ago)
who does it apply to at this point?
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:57 (one year ago)
lol i can think of one team it does
― imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:57 (one year ago)
cough
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:58 (one year ago)
good luck tonight obvs
― imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:58 (one year ago)
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:12 (one year ago)
I'm cautiously optimistic about the season at the moment which if you're not before you've played a game then things really are grim
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:25 (one year ago)
gonna enjoy watching this while working.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:29 (one year ago)
"cautiously optimistic" might be a little strong but I don't think things are as bad as our pessimists are painting it
not until there's evidence, anyway
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:32 (one year ago)
starting with, I guess, Cunha as a hypothetical number 9 is not a statement of bold intent
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 18:07 (one year ago)
hope Kalajdzic stays in one piece this year
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 18:41 (one year ago)
Mason Mount sounds like the name of a hipster folk band
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:08 (one year ago)
enjoying the pace of this one
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:14 (one year ago)
Ten Hag staying then
being Utd manager is genuinely the easiest job in the world
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 21:44 (eleven months ago)
it has to be that they made such a fuckup of sacking him that they then had to pretend they in fact hadnt
its the opposite of chelsea and poch where they had kind of gone through the hard part where they shouldve sacked him and then were like shit we shouldve sacked him is it too late ah shit then sacked him anyway
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 22:17 (eleven months ago)
mason greenwood off to marseille and thank fuck for that
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 11:16 (ten months ago)
Yup. Hopefully all the internet weirdos who've been begging for Utd to take him back can shut up now (although I'm sure they'll still cry ever time he scores a goal)
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 July 2024 11:29 (ten months ago)
France sounds about right. Maybe Catherine Deneuve will call for people to get off his back
― SPENGE (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 12 July 2024 08:33 (ten months ago)
bellend du jour
― imago, Friday, 12 July 2024 09:07 (ten months ago)
perfect comms, no notes
Official statement regarding yesterday's incident during our friendly vs. Wolves: pic.twitter.com/BuacRrbOQU— Como1907 (@Como_1907) July 16, 2024
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 17:30 (ten months ago)
omg, wtf
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 17:38 (ten months ago)
https://i.imgur.com/EJiVEwH.png
How many shall I get lads?
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 11:58 (ten months ago)
that legend of the game
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 12:24 (ten months ago)
Braving the weather to catch Wolves play West Ham tonight in Florida!
Tailgating now
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 July 2024 22:51 (ten months ago)
Have not seen a single Wolves kit in the crowd lol
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 July 2024 22:53 (ten months ago)
tell João Gomes i love him
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 July 2024 23:34 (ten months ago)
<3
Two hour delay due to weather
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 00:36 (ten months ago)
Cunha scored!
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 01:57 (ten months ago)
We're sitting in a West Ham heavy area tho
Rodrigo Gomes scored
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 02:35 (ten months ago)
He scored again
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 02:40 (ten months ago)
3-1 win. What an incredible night.
Some pics
https://i.ibb.co/2nnk9Kc/received-26201170222860605.jpg
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 03:15 (ten months ago)
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 03:17 (ten months ago)
Ack wrong one
https://i.ibb.co/gMQbwry/20240727-225506.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5LK5yGMbww
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 03:24 (ten months ago)
nice :)
Cunha injury not so nice. lol of course our new number 9 didn't score
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 July 2024 06:24 (ten months ago)
Ugh I didn't even know about that, being how frequent subs happen in these friendlies I didn't realize it was for an injury :(
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 07:25 (ten months ago)
it mightn't be anything serious but yeah, his knee apparently
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 July 2024 07:42 (ten months ago)
Talking of pre-season friendlies in the US.
https://www.skysports.com/football/chelsea-vs-celtic/report/504604
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 July 2024 09:00 (ten months ago)
celtic should play all their champions league matches in the us for good luck
― big baby billy bass (m bison), Sunday, 28 July 2024 11:48 (ten months ago)
Chelsea should play all their games in the US for the opposite reason
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 July 2024 12:22 (ten months ago)
Bingo!
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 July 2024 12:24 (ten months ago)
struggling to think of what part of the us the rich tory club would fit in, maybe dallas
― big baby billy bass (m bison), Sunday, 28 July 2024 12:32 (ten months ago)
It's always a good day when we get to laugh at Chelsea
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 14:17 (ten months ago)
Ditto Man City, who've lost to Celtic (again!) and AC Milan, losing seven goals in the process.
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 July 2024 14:30 (ten months ago)
Lol I can't believe Man City had to play Milan at Yankee Stadium. The pitch is only 110 yd × 70 yd(101 m × 64 m), smallest used in MLS, and it frequently turns matches into pinball as balls bounce recklessly off shins, and wing play is difficult.
Pep musta been aggravated - I think he even had to change his shape for the match
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 14:35 (ten months ago)
Not to mention the baseball diamond that is sodded over
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 July 2024 14:41 (ten months ago)
I know it's still preseason but Rodrigo Gomes may just be a handful for opponents this season. He's been fantastic this first half against RB Leipzig
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 August 2024 23:58 (nine months ago)
i guess we'll need a new thread soon, but i'll leave my RIP Neto tribute in this one
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 August 2024 13:43 (nine months ago)
Noooooooo
Hopefully this means they're planning to land another whale in the transfer window :(
Miss you already Pedro
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 August 2024 13:45 (nine months ago)
tbh he was the best option to sell for the money and two months ago i'd've expected this. shame he's opted to throw his career away but hey
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 August 2024 13:49 (nine months ago)
fuckin chelsea fuckin city
genuinely league destroying cunts, and the fa useless cunts
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 9 August 2024 13:49 (nine months ago)
spend all that money to finish 6th
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 August 2024 17:14 (nine months ago)
Hopefully.
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Friday, 9 August 2024 17:16 (nine months ago)
that Leicester miracle season gets harder to harder to believe the further we get away from it. hell, hard for me to picture anybody winning hte league with just 81 points anymore in this era of disparity.
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 August 2024 17:18 (nine months ago)
well its even weirder when you remember 21 of those points were the last several teams lying down in front of them to stop spurs winning it
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 9 August 2024 17:34 (nine months ago)
when does 2025/6 kick off
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2024 17:20 (nine months ago)
don't know if i've ever bothered to watch a Charity Shield game as an adult
anyway somebody needs to start the new thread, i'm useless at titles so it won't be me
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2024 17:57 (nine months ago)
oh im watching spurs
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2024 18:07 (nine months ago)
lol i did wonder but couldn't be bothered to google
friendlies are meaningless obv
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2024 18:09 (nine months ago)
Aston Villa won't win the league - Premier League 2024/25
Forgive the lack of consultation re: title but as an insufferable fan of a top 4 moneyball club I have taken the liberty. I wouldn't want to die without knowing what luxury is
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 August 2024 18:22 (nine months ago)
consultation has no place in the Prem so i'm fine with this
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2024 18:26 (nine months ago)
with city winning it again its morelike cuntstultification amirite
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2024 23:31 (nine months ago)