Catching Up With Taylor Hanson

Hanson is due for a muthafuckin comeback if you ask me. People in Utah and Oklahoma don't have computers so don't worry about that. You'd think people famous like Hanson wouldn't do shotgun weddings.

The wedding as it happened:

http://krazyscartoon.tripod.com/ScoobyDoo/ScoobyDoo/scooby-maggie1.jpg

i dig hanson.

always a secret shame!

Shaggy hair = YUMMMMMM. Shaggy underage shotgun hair = DOUBLE yum.

He didn't like them because they were rockist bubblegum.

Hanson = the bubblegum boyband it's OK to like?

Besides, they were cool and everything cause they Played. Their. Own. Instruments. Rockist bubblegum indeed, har har har har har.

How could her teeth be worse, Yancey?

(ps whether or not I like Britney - Kate you are so right)

they had the songs, they had the looks, they were the indie-osmonds, and anybody who is anybody, knows that 'crazy horse' is the best.

hey kate, hahahaha, did you read the thread that my review was the lead review in the press pack for the band opening for the strokes? ooooo.....i could spot kate scoffing julian backstage.

Kate: no...yer band's rubbish, fuck off.
julian: duhh.....who ordered the bread?
ally: winona, will you stop following me around?
winona: i just wanted to *stammers and looks winsome and doe-eyed on the verge of tears*
ally: FUCK YOU STOLE MY STUFF BITCH...I DON'T NEED THIS.
winona: *looks winsome and runs off crying*
ally: tell me that bitch ain't got no money and julian FUCK OFF AS WELL.
*julian looks winsome and heads for his photo shoot subtitled 'is julian the new fat boy smith from the cure*

Julian starts fight with promoter of restaurant, gets both self and Kate kicked out, J&K retire to nearest Hilton for white russians and rough sex, both return to respective bands even more bruised up than before.

Why do I keep getting stuck with Winona in your plays, doom-e? I think you want to see me and Winona GET IT ON.

It's been a long time since I saw a photo of Jules where he wasn't sporting a black eye, a capped knee or some other kind of injury. Does he just get the shit kicked out of him a lot, or does he have some kind of Monty Cliff fetish for REALLY rough trade?

ally: KATE KATE GET THIS FUCKING MENTALIST AWAY FROM ME.

winona: but...but....i had my period in front of the cameras when i was fourteen....how fuck up is that, ally?

ally: FUCK!!! KATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

winona: does faux ingenue look against the wall holding her head, on the verge of tears.

ally: FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *swigs a bottle of jd from julians hotel room and knocks over television*

winona: *smiles and hops over to the bar and drinks* I drink too Ally1

ally: FUCK!!!

http://www.infulltechnicolor.com/etc/fuckme.jpg

Did they crop the ASS out of this picture? Nicole, do you believe me now? He has magical helper monkeys, which, whenever he knows someone is about to take a picture of his ASS, leap out, and move the camera slightly, or place potted CACTII in front of it, to disguise or hide the size of his ass. I mean, that thing is HUGE. How can you aim a camera at the man and not get his ass in it?

Are they still in The Hansons?

Where is the ass? It's not enough... it makes the world go round and round and round and round ::squeak::

You could hear the sexual frustration, just dripping out of his voice in that song. 15 year old pop idol, surrounded by girls gagging for it that he couldn't touch. He'd have to get married or he'd go nuts.

What's this Bono talk, Doomie? Is that a Simpsons reference? I've just spent three days in a van with two Simpsons fanatics and I can't take any more. If you want that Garbage Commissioner job, you've got it. Take it. Just no more Simpsons and NO MORE WINONA.

They're not hot, so we don't care about them. We only care about hot men like Taylor and, um, Julian Casablancas I guess.

One time I was stuck sitting with a pot head who kept going, "WONDERS, LISA? OR BLUNDERS! HAHAHAHA!" over and over again as his response to any question. i will never watch the Simpsons again because of this.

Which one is the older one that plays guitar? Ike, I think? My friend Catty has a crush on him. Her logic was that he would be legal first. You can't argue with that.

You know, I'm really digging this Hanson = precursor of Strokes theory. Rockist Bubblegum. I mean, they've both got equal amounts of fan fiction about them on the net. Except Hanson had better tunes and, well, with the exception of Jules, better hair (though Jules should really give his hair back to Bobby Gillespie, I hear he's looking for it).

Just help me out with my theory here, Hanson are to the Monkees what The Strokes are to ... who? The Bay City Rollers? Help me out here.

(BTW, I see there's Julian Casablancas Club. Should I join? ::cracks knuckles::)

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jules_mybuttercookie/

Now THAT is a group I would join...

I do like that hairdo that Jules sports, I have decided I like that but still the rest of him.

Dan, the frightening thing about the WInona thing is that, without having met me, doom-e has gotten down my pissed off cadences perfectly.

God, I'm so programmed. It's pathetic. Go take the test and find out who your perfect strokes lover is!

It's really scary reading this yahoogroup, the band or the boy fronting it really doesn't matter, teenage girls all over the world are exactly the same, and that's what I find so fascinating.

Hanson:Monkees is not perfect, no, because the Monkees were prefab in a way that Hanson weren't, being brothers and all. Hanson:Jackson 5, maybe? They've got the crazy religious background, sure... But that makes the Strokes who, then?

Brothers, with crazy religion backing, with great pop and some semi rocking moments?

Hang on! There we go... Hanson = Jackson 5, Strokes = Monkees, White Stripes = Osmonds!

Our rockist bubblegum dilemma solved.

http://www.ciudadfutura.com/hanson/zac/zac.jpg

When did HE grow up?

::kate's head explodes with paedophilic lesbian lust::

went out to a club last night and met a vice writer - who is from HAMILTON! she told me that i should submit stuff to vice magazine...

should i?

or do you think they collect mad canadians????

Do you try to stop at all the Roadchefs with the funny names, so everyone can walk around saying "TIBSHELF!!!" Tiiiiiib-SHELF!" in funny voices and stuff?

I'm excited, this weekend we get to drive past the River YO! again. (I know it's not spelled like that, but still, we get a kick out of saying it.)

The stupidest place we've taken tour photographs was probably the East Kilbride World Of Leather, coz of, like JAMC references.

The middle Hanson was always the cutest. I feel kind of bad for the oldest one.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1476912/08142003/hanson.jhtml

This was a great thread.

green godess?

< Insert YOUR nasty euphonism here. >

MAAAAATT-LOOOCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!

I would add him to my list, but it seems kinda lame.

Hanson = rockist bubblegum = proto-Busted and I was so right about how ILM would respond to that.

MAAAAAAAAT-LLLOOOOOOOOCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!