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I was always for obvious reasons bored with straight porn. But this irate girlfriend dumped a huge box of porn in a ravine beside our Boys School. There was my first Man on Man Action !

― anthony, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmmmm...actually, I'm so hip, my first dirty anything was computer dirty anything. Thinking back on this, it must have been off some ancient bulletin board system, but one day when I was about 12 or so, a friend produced 5 or 6 sheets of computer paper from deeeeeeeeeeeeeep in his closet. And on em were nekkid ladies. And they were black and white and probably printed on some aged laser printer that belched black smoke and fire. And I've never been the same.

― jess, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Although first dirty books were finding Dad's Playboys in the basement, Interweb figured in Dave's Sexual Awakening, in the form of BBSes. I still have a thing for Shannen Doherty based on that one nudie photo that was on every BBS in Ontario.

― Dave M., Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I was about ten I found a few comic books my parents had acquired. I think I just knicked'em. Since they didn't notice, I think they must have forgotten about'em. With those comic books came a few nudie/porn pics from the 1920s. Oooh around that time I saw a heavy porn video. Nasty stuff. Thank god I never saw the bestiality which apparently was performed after the scenes I saw.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

First dirty book was an actual book, this collection of porny short stories I found in parents wardrobe. I'd never heard of oral sex before (I'd have been about 9/10 maybe) and was a bit freaked out, spent some time trying to convince myself that all this "he came in her mouth" stuff was a metaphor somehow.

(Actually come to think of it maybe I'd found classic clean-yet-dirty book The Naked Ape by Desmond Morris beforehand).

My first actual porno mag was shown to me when I was 12, a mere hour or so before I made my first vibrator.

― Tom, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

STOP TORTURING US WITH YOUR HOMEMADE VIBRATOR STORY YOU MEAN MAN AND TELL TELL TELL

― Josh, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mother's stupid romances. Sex was mildly interesting but the rest was such crap that I never read more than three.

― Lyra, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I already mentioned the World's Grodiest Hustlers... There was also a quite lurid book detailing the rise and fall of the House of Borgia. The scene I remember most vividly was a party game where the Pope had all of the servants strip naked and pair off. The male servants put hollowed-out apples on their knobs and the female servants had to pull them off with their cooters. As an inexperienced-but-horny youth, this seemed like the epitome of erotica. Now it seems painful for everyone involved. I don't think the words "chafe", "strain", and "avulsion" had fully entered my vocabulary as potential end-results of sex. (NOTE: I have never suffered a sexual avulsion.)

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You like the word too much, Dan. Sorry. ;-)

I think when we moved across the country in 1982, stayed in a friend's place for a week and had nothing much better to do proved the moment, as I remember my eleven-year-old self being bored, looking through an upstairs bookcase and then discovering this Joy of Sex book. All downhill from there, let me assure you.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan, what you describe sounds very much like Madchen's conception of a Belle & Sebastian picnic.

― Nick, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I was 10, I went to the newsagent to buy a computer magazine - CU Amiga, I recall. This newsagent also happened to stock a sizable collection of top shelf material. I picked up the computer magazine, brought it to the counter and paid for it. As the bloke behind the counter got a bag to put it in, I looked at the edges of the magazine and noticed something slipped in between the pages, about the center. "Perhaps it's some kind of supplement," I thought. I took it home, went straight to my bedroom and started reading. Then I got to the middle of the magazine and what should greet my eyes but a woman with the biggest pair of breasts I have seen. I was rather startled, and turned a page - more gigantic breasts! A flipped back to the first page and saw the logo - "Big Ones Monthly". Someone had alipped it in the computer magazines without anyone noticing. I kept that magazine around for quite a while, but eventually threw it out, as I became increasingly worried as to what my parents would do if they found it.

― Croooooow, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't reply to this thread. I keep looking at Nick's last post and giggling.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I grew up in a town nicknamed "Sin City", a mile away from a notorious red light district, so I can't even remember when I saw my first porn, since you could always find it just lying around, in the park or trashcans or wherever.

― Kerry, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I was eight someone left a Playboy magazine on the stairs of our Sunday School building. A little "Catholic school education," I guess. When I was 11, I discovered Dad's stash of Playboys and Penthouses -- still remember reading some story about some guy fucking some chick up the ass and all.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My father raised me on French and other foreign films. Still haven't decided whether this was wise or a mistake (in my case, at least).

― matthew, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Bible

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...

at my piano teachers house while waiting for my lesson. he had inadvertanely left hustler or penthouse out on his dining room table. at the time i was so young i didn't even realize what it really was. i must have been 8 or 9.

― ernest, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Minute pictures of nudey women on a bass drum, in an old issue of Metal Hammer.

― james, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Heather and I are sitting here drinking wine. She says hers was Wifey but she forgot about Forever.

Mine: Hollywod Wives, definitely.

― suzy, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anais Nin, Little Birds

― Sam-at-home, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Same. It was cheaper than Delta of Venus. And I'm a cheap bastard!

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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