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Which Stroke Is Your Perfect Lover?

And here I thought my fever had finally broken. I guess it hadn't. Go on, then...

kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I really didn't cheat. That's what frightens me.

http://www.geocities.com/hammbamalbert/julian.jpg

Oh, GAWD, why does he have to look so much like a puppy that's about to be drowned?

kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 22:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/hammbamalbert/julian.jpg

Blimey Kate, I think it's again time for us to FITE over men!

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

You can't have Julian *AND* Taylor, Ally! That's just not fair. Or maybe we could trade off alternate weekends or something ...

kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:10 (twenty-three years ago)

And with two threads, Kate and I reveal ourselves to be the lecherous pervs of ILx...ok here's what we'll do, you have Julian, because really he's not my type. I refuse to announce out loud the indie rocker star type who is my type because I will be ridiculed to kingdom come. But I will take him. Deal?

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Come on, Ally. If I can come out of the closet and admit that the reason that I have always hated the Strokes so much is because I secretly want to make the naked pretzel with Julian, then you can admit out loud the indie rocker star type who creams your corn.

What have you to lose but your pride? (and all of us on IL* jettisoned that years ago!)

kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:16 (twenty-three years ago)

No, it's really bad. It's totally worse than Julian Casablancas.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Worse than Ju-Lo? WHAT could be worse than Ju-Lo? Come on, give me a clue or something. Worse than Damon Albarn? How low can you go?

kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

James McNew?

Yancey (ystrickler), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

IT'S REALLY BAD TRUST ME. I hate myself for it. It is my secret shame, more shameful than deciding to go after married 19-year-old fathers like Taylor Hanson.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:36 (twenty-three years ago)

MOMUS?!?!?!?

kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:36 (twenty-three years ago)

not that bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I demand a clue. Or I'm going to keep on throwing out really appalling suggestions like NICKELBACK SINGER DUDE until you fess up!

kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

According to someone else on this board, he's the Emo Momus.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Connor out of Bright Eyes? Sorry, I know nothing about Emo.

kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I've always fancied Jon Bon Jovi, you should worry!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:55 (twenty-three years ago)

neither do I, but it's not Bright Eyes cos I don't know what he looks like. But I'm sure he's hot too.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

My sister likes Jon Bon Jovi.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:58 (twenty-three years ago)

My bassist fancies Jon Bon Jovi, and now her husband does his press. This is worse than when he was being Damon Albarn's personal assistant.

Dammit, now I'm going to have to dive into all those ILM "what is emo?" threads and find out who your secret pop passion is. What else is Emo? Ian McKaye? Ugh, no, you'd never. Geekbloke out of Death Cab For Cutie? Errrmmmm... maybe if you squint?

kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

he's the Emo Momus

Colin Meeder to thread! Oh wait...

My bassist fancies Jon Bon Jovi, and now her husband does his press

And he hasn't killed himself? What's with people.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)

There is debate as to whether or not the band in question with the Emo Momus is really emo.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

He does worse than that. But who cares? They pay well! (I should know, they're paying my rent this month...)

Oh my god, I cannot BELIEVE that I am still on the internet past midnight, talking about Julian Casablancas' ass. My sleep schedule is totally and completely fucked.

kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I went to the page, but it "wasn't found"... anyway despite the fact that I find boys with Julian Casablancas's overall look to be cute, I must say the Julian Casablancas himself isn't cute at all. And he's all puffy. Like he's struggling to keep weight off or something. He should try some speed; might perk up the music a little bit too...

Sean (Sean), Friday, 22 November 2002 02:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Guy Picciotto is pretty hot by any standards (even though he has no ass. Ju-Lo probably has all the ass that your average indie rocker lacks).
Travis Morrison and Ben Gibbard have their admirers, but I'm not particularly interested.

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 22 November 2002 02:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Sean, this link should work.

I got Albert Hammond, Jr. He's my favorite, incidentally!

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I got Nick! I had to check the CD booklet to find out who he was; he's the most clean-cut but probably the cutest too... I'd have to reserve judgement until I meet him for real, but I'm guessing he's not really my type, though.

Sean (Sean), Friday, 22 November 2002 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

what!? albert!? no!

he's my least favorite, behind fab and nick.

boxcubed (boxcubed), Friday, 22 November 2002 06:21 (twenty-three years ago)


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