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Look at the size of that thing. Oh my god. I quake in fear.

http://www.thelollies.co.uk/ass.jpg

― kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, how do you know it's his then? Can't see his face! He is the J-Lo of indie rock.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

dan ackroyd has never looked better.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I trust my sources. Mwah hah hah. There is nothing more reliable than a 13 year old with a camera and a mission.

And oh dear lord, I have found the motherload of Strokes slash fan fiction. I may be a while here... There's actually, like, photos and everything. And not just those little kisses with Jack White. We're talking full on MAN LUV. I love my life. I need to print these babies out and take them with me for boring moments in the tourvan...

― kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus, Kate, will you just give it up about the ass? I mean, some people in this world have asses, get the fuck used to it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean that in a nice way, you're making me self-conscious.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, Nabisco, but when was the last time you saw a GIRL on Top Of The Pops/MTV/Delete As Necessary with an ASS THAT BIG?!?!?

Besides, it is not just ANY ass. It is JULIAN CASABLANCAS' ASS which makes it ... erm ... special. Well, it just is. And 20,000 screaming teenage girls in darkest middle America agree. So there.

― kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Besides. You never know. After spending my entire life lusting after skinny indie assless types, Julian's ass might just have made me look at the ass-endowed male physique in a different light. OH GOD, WHAT IF JULIAN CASABLANCAS' ASS TURNS ME INTO AN ASSFANATIC?!?!?

― kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:46 (twenty-three years ago)

w-wait...THAT'S a BIG ass???!!!??!!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:51 (twenty-three years ago)

the man has NO ass. kate you are insane.

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:52 (twenty-three years ago)

That is HARDLY no ass. Don't MAKE me google for a photo of Bobby G's asslessness to show you what no ass really is.

And yes, I am insane. I find Ju-Lo attractive despite the clear and obvious shiteness of his band. That makes me clearly clinical.

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My ass is way bigger than his.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate secretly luvs Ally but uses Julian as a cover.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you know how many indieboy heads would EXPLODE at the thought of that, Ned?

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.theweeklygiggle.com/images/baby_got_back.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Where is my photoshop when I need it ... julesmybuttcookie could do wiht some new image files...

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

that is no sane person's idea of a big ass, I'm sorry

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Come on, for an indie boy's ass, that's enourmous! It's bigger than all five members of classic era Velvet Underground's asses put together. And I stand my ground, when was the last time you saw a female ass of those proportions on MTV? (Don't make me post photos of Julian's double chins, now.)

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Shakira.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Pink on SNL.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyway you better hope he doesn't see this thread and develop an eating disorder.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:27 (twenty-three years ago)

JULIAN CASABLANCAS = HIDEOUS.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, he might completely evaporate.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, I'm sorry. He wouldn't be the first indieboy with an eating disorder, I've lived with enough of them to know what hell that is. (Even though Starving For Luv, the very best bulimic slash fan fiction ever written was on that very subject...)

Shakira, I might almost give you, but she's like "ethnic" and all so "ethnic" girls are allowed to have big asses on MTV. And her ass really isn't that big. I mean, it's no bigger than say J-Lo, and J-Lo's entire ass could still fit inside ONE SINGLE BUTTCHEEK of your average cockney housewife.

Besides, why would he develop an eating disorder over me saying "Oh my god, your ass is huge, I want to fuck you"? Far more likely is that skinny indie boys across the land would suddenly go "oh my god, my ass is nonexistent, I'm rubbish" and start binging without purging to get their asses up to Casablancas Standards.

I am delerious or something...

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey! That's my future husband you're insulting there, Andrew! Don't make me come in there and... (I've already been in too many fights this week, dammit. My tolerance is way down due to enforced sobriety, so I only drank half a litre of vodka and passed out while my Temporary Tour Boyfriend had to get in a fight FOR me.)

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:35 (twenty-three years ago)

He's hideous! And your obsession is unjustified!

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

My obsession IS unjustified. That is the point of obsession! He is shite, his band is shite, he is utterly and completely horrible! Yet still I want to tie him naked to the bed and beat him with hotwheels tracks! I can't help it!

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Arrrrrrrrrrrrghhh!!!!!

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Hotwheels tracks! Inspired!

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I am very scared. If that's an arse so shockingly huge that it gets fifty threads devoted to its vastness then I am never leaving the house again. Oh, wait, I never leave the house as it is.

(Maybe this is like the way I got called fat by random strangers in the street when I was underweight and it hasn't happened once since I became overweight. Or maybe that's just because I am now so big nobody dares mock me for fear I might fall over near them, cause an earthquake and crush every bone in their body.)

― Rebecca (reb), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

(dedicated to vastness out of lust ... yes, fear indeed and never leave the house, you do not want your ass inspiring the lust and devotion that Joolz ass inspires... check out some raving teenage Strokes fansites if you want to get scared!)

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 01:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn, Kate, that must have been some hot sex in your dream. Why can't I heave dreams like that?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 22 November 2002 01:32 (twenty-three years ago)

That is unlikely, which I suppose is a good thing really.

Besides, my arse won't fit through the front door anyway.

― Rebecca (reb), Friday, 22 November 2002 01:35 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a pretty big ass, but not huge. But big for indie rocker boy standards. Can you point me in the direction of pictures of him kissing Jack White, though?

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 22 November 2002 03:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I can so see Kate collaborating w/Jules on a single, just so she can make like Ja Rule and yell "IT-MUST-BE-THE-ASS!" in the intro.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 22 November 2002 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Stop stalking me, you crazy skeezer

― Julian Casablancas (Nate Patrin), Friday, 22 November 2002 03:39 (twenty-three years ago)

kate, I love you.. but for those of us who feel a little self-conscious about our own bodies, you're the absolute worst poster for ILX.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 22 November 2002 06:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dbeezy, in her own way she is accepting the beauty of a different ass shape than the one she is used to being attracted to. secretly, she also is proud of her big ass (which is presumably not that big, but actually round and profound). she is white = her favorite song is baby got back QED

ps julian i love you

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Friday, 22 November 2002 06:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I use this thread to post fabulous ass shots?

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Friday, 22 November 2002 06:13 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.quicksilvershapeshifter.com/jonnyass.jpg

http://www.quicksilvershapeshifter.com/jonnyback2.jpg

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Friday, 22 November 2002 06:14 (twenty-three years ago)

is it nearly time for the "ah fuck it, what does your ass look like?" thread yet?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 22 November 2002 08:27 (twenty-three years ago)

no-one has taken a pic of mine, so far as I know. In one office where I worked, someone said that one of my pairs of trousers was unflattering as it made it look as tho I *didn't have* an ass, to which I intoned "If I didn't have one, my legs would fall off" to which someone shouted "Godspeed the day!"

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 22 November 2002 09:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I am now so big nobody dares mock me for fear I might fall over near them, cause an earthquake and crush every bone in their body.

Well, I haven't been west of Botley for a while so I can neither confirm nor deny. But if this were true, it'd be on South Today, shurely?

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 22 November 2002 09:29 (twenty-three years ago)

My arse is bigger even than Ally's. Sarah has photographic proof of this.

― RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 22 November 2002 09:34 (twenty-three years ago)

There is, sadly, a close-up picture of my arse somewhere on the interweb. Let's play Arse Hunt: if you can find it, you can post it! (I know it's terribly unfashionable to like one's bottom but I actually have no problem with mine at all.)

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:04 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.demstore.com/scstore/images/DONKEY-COUNT-DOWN.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:23 (twenty-three years ago)

my only prize it to be allowed to post it, archel?

http://www.jr-c.com/images/Head%20up%20Ass.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:32 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I think (hope) my backside would only be allowed on South Today if I stitched a picture of it onto a 200m-long tapestry of the view from White Horse Hill or if it affected the outcome of a Southampton or Portsmouth football match.

(PS I love South Today really, or at least I nearly exploded with rage when they screwed up and gave us Newsroom Southeast again for an evening. Stop telling us about Kent commuter woes! At least they HAVE trains...)

― Rebecca (reb), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:49 (twenty-three years ago)

i live in streatham and i still get south today on my bbc1 rather than n/room s/e. bizarre. though sadly i do not get wesley's central news south with its exclusive reports on car boot sales in summertown.

nor bbc radio oxford, whose presenters make alan partridge sound like michael berkeley.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 22 November 2002 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Archel, did you really think you'd get away with that?

http://uk.photos.yahoo.com/bc/professorpaulo/vwp?.dir=/Tigermilking&.src=ph&.dnm=Arse+De+La+Archel.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//uk.photos.yahoo.com/bc/professorpaulo/lst%3f%26.dir=/Tigermilking%26.src=ph%26.view=t

hmm. is there any way of testing this to see if it'll work? as it's a yahoo link i imagine it won't... here's the url just in case. will that work? doubt it.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 November 2002 11:20 (twenty-three years ago)

See, Mel has posted the typical indieboy ass, which, as you see, is so undefined that even a wallet produced a more pronounced ridge than the ass-bone.

I am learning to love Julian's fat in order to come to terms with a more positive self image and a more positive self esteem. This is what I learned from Strokes fan fiction. If you want to attain true MANLUV, you must stop STARVING YOURSELF FOR LUV and then, only then can you acheive true Juliantimicies.

So I've been working on my distorted self image, and looking at people in the street trying to figure out their jeans size to height ratio and seeing where I fit in all that, and if my ass size is normal, and deciding that Julian probably wears Levis about size 38x32, whereas I'm only a 32x32, and if he can be an international sex symbol, well, I can, maybe too? I think?

I dunno. I'm insecure about my ass, not so much because it's big, but it's really shapeless. See, if I had one of those amazing sticking-out, perky, rest your drink on your rump asses I would be happy with the size of it. I have, like, the indie boy butt that's gone fallow. Hence, why I wear Levis, which are kind to this sort of thing. We've had this thread already somewhere...

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 12:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Did you see the annoying Newsroom SE guy that looks a bit like Iain Lee (and on reflection, could well be), and makes the most appalling (even by local news standards) ad-libbed comments? And Tunbridge Wells' Habitat over their shoulder?

(also, I thought skinny indie boys were meant to have skinny asses, so maybe mine does have some merit?)

(And Rebecca, you're only 3 feet high, yo ass couldn't be that huge. And personally, I [Rebecca arrives and beats me with a stick before I can finish this sentence])

― Graham (graham), Friday, 22 November 2002 12:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, Kate, the thing about Jonny's ass, is that while it is not large...he has HIPS! He has a curvy little waist... Gorgeous... Haha.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Friday, 22 November 2002 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, Ju-Lo has GURLIE hips. I actually find that strangely attractive. It must be, like, a Mediteranean thing, cause he reminds me of an ex-boyfriend that way. Whenever you look at pictures of him from the front, they're always cropped at his waist cause he has such huge hips. I dunno. I kinda look at them and think ... hrmmmm. Rocking chair, mmmmm.

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 13:05 (twenty-three years ago)

my boyfriend was not amused when i described his (ie. boyf's) ass as "like 2 hard-boiled eggs in a burlap sack" haha!

― katie (katie), Friday, 22 November 2002 13:09 (twenty-three years ago)

cor i've killed the thread! *tumbleweed rolls past* ;)

― katie (katie), Friday, 22 November 2002 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Me taking a shower killed the thread. It was weird. I hadn't taken one since the Hilton on Monday morning. Strange things happen to your hair when you don't wash it for that long, it's kinda cool.

Asses! Mens' asses! BABY GOT BACK!!! let's hear all about them! what do YOU prefer in a man's ass? Pillowbutt, bony fins or slight rounded like a baby's ass? Come one, come all, give us your purient opinions. Who's got the best ass in rock cause it sure ain't Ju-Lo! Please, give me someone else to torture my hormones with.

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

No one is talking about asses. I've been to the post office, the hardware store and the chemist, and not ONE person has posted anything about asses, Ju-Lo's or others. I'm sad.

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

How do you think *I* feel? MY OWN ASS is fully accessible from this thread and no one is talking about it! *ass confidence drains away*

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 22 November 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Archel, that's far too difficult. Please remember, I'm blonde. I have difficulties with these interweb things. Post your ass on this thread so we can comment and we'll talk about it all you like.

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I'LL DO IT--HOLD ON.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 November 2002 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.imagemagician.com/images/r_gillanders/ArsexDexLaxArchel.jpg

my opinon: pleasing.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 November 2002 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, I agree. And aesthetically worthy ass. 10 out of 10 for shape and roundness.

(is that a wallet or a mobile in your pocket?)

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a wallet. (How BOY of me - but I refuse to dance round my handbag.) And thank you :)

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 22 November 2002 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Show me some more ASSES!!! I need ASSES or I'm gonna get depressed and bummed. (heh) Aw, screw this. I'm off to get some ice cream. I want more asses by the time I come back.

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

man, i've eaten my ice cream, i'm back and there's no new ass on my thread. What's wrong with you people? am i going to have to go to www.indierockboysassesinlevis.com or something?

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoops, wrong thread.

This is torture, man. I can see little thumbnails of the asses, but they won't let me at the BIG asses.

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Nice ass, Archel.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 November 2002 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

My eyes hurt. I'm sorry I talked about asses.

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

actually wait, no one in darkest middle america really gives a rat's ass (excuse the pun) about the strokes. they're all buying creed records.

― maura (maura), Friday, 22 November 2002 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

No one would notice that Kate was getting pre-tour hyper, now would they?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 22 November 2002 23:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't fucking sleep at all. Better get used to it, Ed... I've been tossing and turning and lying around trying to remember all of the blocks between the Gershwin Hotel and Other Music and counting backwards and reading old emails from 1999 (found a very very old Dandy Warhols bio which they ended up not using that their publicist mailed me in a panic this morning asking if I still had and I said no cause I was pissed off at them over the bio they did eventually use and... aw fuck it.) and nothing is working at putting me to sleep.

Does someone want to lend me Is This It? cause that will knock me out if nothing else does.

― kate, Saturday, 23 November 2002 02:35 (twenty-three years ago)

i like men with girlish bums. but not jc.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 23 November 2002 02:39 (twenty-three years ago)

What's so fantastic about the strokes, really?

― man, Saturday, 23 November 2002 02:40 (twenty-three years ago)

do girls have 'burns?

― man, Saturday, 23 November 2002 02:40 (twenty-three years ago)

http://wh3rd.net/nf/files/ilx/arse.jpg

Hooray.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 23 November 2002 02:41 (twenty-three years ago)

this is very, very childish

― man, Saturday, 23 November 2002 02:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Absolutely nothing is fantastic about the Strokes. This is what is so remarkable about them, their utter averageness.

Don't tease me about the sideburns. You are going to make me start pounding the desk and screaming that I want sideburns again, and we all know what happens when that happens (yes, Kate buys fake sideburns in Camden Market, wears them to every gig for a week until lesbians start following her around, and then causes herself immense injury upon trying to get them off.)

erm, whose asslessness is that, Andrew?

― kate, Saturday, 23 November 2002 02:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Mine, of course. I need to gain some weight.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 24 November 2002 03:55 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

what is this thread about?

― Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

some dude's nose, I assume?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

I can't see the orinal ass that sparked all the debate, nor have I heard of its owner.

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

original

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

some things were not meant for the eyes of mortals to see

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/lopez_tree

― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

That ass needs some lotion.

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

i have a photo somewhere of me hugging a tree like that
i look happy

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

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