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― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

sure are knobby.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

(and of course since it's a b&w photo i can't even make any of the obv jokes.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Are my nipples just weird or are hers big?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

(also, she stole my girlfriend's haircut.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

dude, they're like the buttons on an old atari 2600 joystick!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

They're still not as big as JULIAN'S ASS!!!

Looks like a piercing experiment that went awry. This happened to one of my ex-boyfriend's nipples. One of his nipples was about twice the size of the other, due to bad piercing. So maybe she got unlucky twice... you never know.

Actually ... haven't we already established, isn't that Julian, I mean, Bobby, I mean, GRAM's haircut?

― kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, and dan perry to thread, obv

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

or linda perry

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

It would've been mine if I had the energy to get my hair cut tonight.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

They look like sliced kiwi to me.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Those are pencil eraser nips, as a friend calls em.

― Yancey (ystrickler), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

PINK'S NIPPLES!!! JULIAN'S ASS!!!

What's wrong with ILE tonight? Are we just having a massive hormonal surge or is the moon full or what?

― kate, Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

it's my slutty influence

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Julian's ass is nicer than Pink's nipples.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

it really is, ally

(nb: i don't find pink attractive, so this is merely sociological on my part)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I find Pink attractive. knobby's right.

I am very happy right now.

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

i please to aim.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Ughhhhhhhhhhhh.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:52 (twenty-three years ago)

anthony to thread!!

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

pink = so punk btw

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

That's a hot picture, despite the knobby nips. She looks like Joan Jett.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pink is about as punk as Julian Casablancas. No, hang on, Ju-Lo has MANLUV with his bandmates, which makes him MORE PUNK than Pink, as proven by science.

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I say she aims to be the new Pat Benatar.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:02 (twenty-three years ago)

that's Alanis and Avril, Ned. and the knobbiness is what makes the pic so fantabulous

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

matos you already GAVE THEM NAMES??

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Pat Benetar? Oh why god, why? I suppose, better than Patty Smythe (so you don't get her mixed up with that other Smith) out of Scandal. Isn't this a part of the 80s we could NOT relive? Please?

― kaet, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

that's Alanis and Avril, Ned.

Nonsense. Alanis has not yet created her "Invincible," much less her "We Belong." Avril is Chrissy Hynde without a music crit career (er, maybe).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

We Belong is the fucking greatest song EVER.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)

just like pills

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)

mark s is my new (old) hero

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

(ditto mitch)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

What the fuck has Brian Molko done with his hair?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:10 (twenty-three years ago)

don't agree, Ned (and hahaha Mark); I'm no "Invincible" or "We Belong" fan anyway, though

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, if I dye my hair black, can I be the new Chrissie BeHynde? Oh wait, I'd have to shag Ray Davies, erm, no thanks.

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:10 (twenty-three years ago)

i know she's probably holding a chain of some sort, but doesn't it look like she's had her palm pierced?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:11 (twenty-three years ago)

(I don't nickname things like that, unless "you" counts e.g. "Come here you")

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"Nipples as a Weapon"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm no "Invincible" or "We Belong" fan anyway, though

Tsk. WHERE IS THE LOVE? "We Belong" = the secretly superior "I Wanna Know What Love Is" (AOR ballad with backing choir division).

Oh wait, I'd have to shag Ray Davies, erm, no thanks.

Not only that, but the embraces of Jim Kerr would be thine. They were a couple, weren't they?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't like "I Wanna Know What Love Is," either

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

they're like ship's rivets

― dee aitch (david h), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Where is the LUUUUUURVE?!?!? It's not eeeeeNOUGH! It makes the world go round and round and round and round and ROUND...

See, it all comes back to Hanson.

― kaet, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't like "I Wanna Know What Love Is," either

I have identified the genre and area next due for indie revival. Especially since Xtina can't really pull it off, though she tries.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:25 (twenty-three years ago)

next? what do you think Dashboard Confessional is, dude? (minus the production values and attempts to actually hit the notes that is)

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 22 November 2002 02:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Why does everyone suddenly have nipples the size of saucers??? Is it some weird metahuman thing where the new generation has evolved so that the nipple takes up half the breast???

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 22 November 2002 03:01 (twenty-three years ago)

it's because the world is a wonderful, wonderful place

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 22 November 2002 03:01 (twenty-three years ago)

That's why I asked the question, Nicole. I don't get it- I see that a lot lately. It's bizarre, truly outrageous. WHy would you need nipples that big anyway?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 22 November 2002 03:36 (twenty-three years ago)

There's a lot of hungry children to feed, maybe? I don't know, it is confounding.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 22 November 2002 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Somehow calling Dan to the thread on this point seems redundant. He WILL appear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 November 2002 04:22 (twenty-three years ago)

We Belong is the fucking greatest song EVER.

God's Own Truth just has that ring to it

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Friday, 22 November 2002 04:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe they're just squished.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 22 November 2002 04:45 (twenty-three years ago)

At first I thought they were painted/dyed onto her top. They seemed too big to be real.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 22 November 2002 04:49 (twenty-three years ago)

i think sterling is right: they're probably just long!

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Friday, 22 November 2002 04:50 (twenty-three years ago)

actually the more i look at this picture, i realize: pink's kinda hot in a bulldog sorta way.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 22 November 2002 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

She's hot in a Jo Polniaczek sorta way.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 05:24 (twenty-three years ago)

her assistant likes her nipples

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Friday, 22 November 2002 05:59 (twenty-three years ago)

do you see?

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 22 November 2002 06:23 (twenty-three years ago)

i see london, i see france, pink aint got no underpants

― ron (ron), Friday, 22 November 2002 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Not quite the size of Toll-house cookies.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 November 2002 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

i think sterling is right: they're probably just long!

How does this make them more normal? They would be flapping out in front like big-ass clown shoes!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 22 November 2002 13:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Mine are better

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 22 November 2002 13:29 (twenty-three years ago)

i know she's probably holding a chain of some sort, but doesn't it look like she's had her palm pierced?
Looks to me like it's hanging from the tip of her fingernail. As for the nipples, oh well. I've never really found Pink all that hawt, so it has about the same excitement value as seeing ...oh, say...Meatloaf's nipples.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 22 November 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

dude, that's harsh

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 22 November 2002 16:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh come on guys, don't you know the technical term for those is RASPBERRIES? Kate Moss has them too.

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 22 November 2002 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, I never thought I'd be so sexist as to say this about a GURL, but she is REALLY WEIRDLY SHAPED. Like, even more oddly shaped than I imagined she'd be without clothes and airbrushing and photoshopping and makeup. And it's not even her nipples, and she's not even that skinny in the photo, it's just the ... slab of woodness of her shape that disturbs me.

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

The way her hips are, the weird mannish cutting of the muscles, it makes me think of a Ken Doll. Has anyone else noticed this? She's got a very blokey body, except with tits, it's weird.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 22 November 2002 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe she secretly is a man... I mean, fashion is a gay man's world... but then where did she get that baby?

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Can we have more nipple-discussion threads?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 November 2002 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, perhaps it's just the hat...

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 22 November 2002 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

http://mapage.noos.fr/thedawn/cherrymoonfilm2.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate Moss has a gut!

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 22 November 2002 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, otherwise known as "starvation bloat."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

kate moss needs to shave her belly

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 22 November 2002 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

eew, I am so not looking at that picture now.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 22 November 2002 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm in better shape than Kate Moss!

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 22 November 2002 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)

i love pink she is gorgeous and she has nice nipples.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 23 November 2002 02:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Google for "Pink's Nipples" reveals fanfiction:

http://www.freegaysex.com/nifty/lesbian/celebrity/moulin-rouge/moulin-rouge-4

http://www.geocities.com/pinkfanfiction/LukeCollins1.html

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:14 (twenty-three years ago)

How did you miss the Pink/Britney action on fandomination.com?

― kate, Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Hux Flux has a song called "Tripple Nipple".

― man, Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Doesn't Gonzalez have a third nipple?

― kate, Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:22 (twenty-three years ago)

speedy?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:24 (twenty-three years ago)

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