berry (unknown) crumble
soggy, oversweet topping, berries from frozen and a mush, custard to side sweet and thick, ice cream to side vanilla, not bad
10/10 no notes
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:32 (one year ago)
sainsburys tiramisu
tasty enough, dropped it on my carpet though, fairly difficult clean. 6/10
― imago, Monday, 28 August 2023 18:39 (one year ago)
Oatmeal Raisin Walnut Clif Bar
Kind of dry. Also, I didn't detect any actual raisins in it. 3/10
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:41 (one year ago)
ritter sport with the cornflakes
good 10/10
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:52 (one year ago)
chocolate brownie in kennington pub 20 years agoliterally brought tears to my eyes, 100/100
― crutch of england (ledge), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:53 (one year ago)
this is a thread to be populated in the present if you all please
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 28 August 2023 19:17 (one year ago)
desserts in the now
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 28 August 2023 19:21 (one year ago)
current cake
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 28 August 2023 19:30 (one year ago)
present pie
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 28 August 2023 19:34 (one year ago)
my tiramisu incident occurred within the hour preceding this thread's creation, your honour
― imago, Monday, 28 August 2023 19:39 (one year ago)
I fished the wrapper for the Clif Bar out of my trash can.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 28 August 2023 19:40 (one year ago)
doubtless someone will poll their 50 greatest ever desserts before the day is out mind
― imago, Monday, 28 August 2023 19:40 (one year ago)
This cheesecakehttps://i.postimg.cc/Gh0thKp9/D1-B0-DD91-E1-A3-4-CDF-A136-F90-AAB5-F263-D.jpgWhich I had in Eleven City Diner in Chicago over a year ago and which haunts me like Proust’s madeleines.Cheesecake is the best of all desserts, even though you will meet iconoclasts who dispute this, like Fizzles, but these people are wrong and bad. Unfortunately I fear their perspective is coloured by the vast amount of merely fine cheesecake that you get almost everywhere.I was Anton Egon with his first sliver of ratatouille. A description from Oscar and Lucinda flashed in my mind: “A broken thing, a miracle, a tragedy, a dream..."The tragedy was that it was finite. The broken aspect was how much cream came with it. Excessive! In any case, perfect texture and flavour. My better half ordered a beaut of a sundae that he didn’t enjoy so much. The memory of the cheesecake lives on. 11/10.
― ydkb (gyac), Monday, 28 August 2023 20:01 (one year ago)
― ydkb (gyac), Monday, 28 August 2023 20:03 (one year ago)
ritter sport with the cornflakesgood 10/10
― ydkb (gyac), Monday, 28 August 2023 20:04 (one year ago)
xxp Beautiful. I thought at first you wrote "Elven City Diner," which would have made it literally magical.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 28 August 2023 20:05 (one year ago)
Cannoli from Giuliani's Deli
Was a cannoli. Crumbly shell, slightly sweetened ricotta filling. Ends dipped in small chocolate chips. Dusted in powdered sugar.
Impossible to eat without making a giant mess. If you bite into it whole you have a face full of powdered sugar. If you cut it with a knife the shell explodes.
Perfection. 11/10
― felicity, Monday, 28 August 2023 20:10 (one year ago)
Flourless butterscotch scone (American)
Definitely sweet, but with good maillard on the outside, nice and crispy without being too dry, big chunks of butterscotch, 4/5
― 50 Favorite Jordans (Jordan), Monday, 28 August 2023 20:11 (one year ago)
is that cheesecake baked?
shite if so
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 28 August 2023 20:29 (one year ago)
I have never heard of baked cheesecake.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 28 August 2023 20:30 (one year ago)
Yes but it was good. You know my opinions on chilled cheesecake, though that cheesecake I had in Dublin that time not a great example of the form tbhwy
― ydkb (gyac), Monday, 28 August 2023 20:30 (one year ago)
basic jam doughnut from Asda, 9.5/10, so fresh and fluffy and so much jam
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:08 (one year ago)
might have to lower that score if i find myself eating the whole bag in one go
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:09 (one year ago)
A small chunk of a Tony's Chocolonely Dark Chocolate Pretzel Toffee Bar. An accomplished balance of bitter, sweet and crunchy. 9/10.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:10 (one year ago)
Banana bread w/walnuts, made by me. Didn't have quite enough butter and only had fat-free Greek yogurt, so added a hopeful amount of olive oil to compensate. Turned out great. Had another slice this morning, toasted with yogurt, olive oil, and salt on top. 5/6.
― 50 Favorite Jordans (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:15 (one year ago)
Nutella and tahini brownie from a Lebanese restaurant. Amazingly rich and delicious. Pretty big so I split one half with my partner; she ate the second half the next night after I went to sleep Brownie 9/10Partner’s trustworthiness 3/10
― rob, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:38 (one year ago)
Mmm (also lol)
― 50 Favorite Jordans (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:39 (one year ago)
tony's chocolonely is fuckin ubiquitous here and the packaging aesthetics ensure I will never be even slightly tempted to buy it tbh
― imago, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:40 (one year ago)
Is the point of that name to neg you into buying it?
― rob, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:41 (one year ago)
lol exactly and that's before we get to the font
― imago, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:42 (one year ago)
not deterred by the name or the font so much as the price tbh
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:12 (one year ago)
apparently it's because Tony felt like he was the only one in the chocolate industry who cared about ending slave labour. fair enough if that's genuine, I suppose (could explain the price!). the flavour jimbeaux mentioned does sound good
― rob, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:14 (one year ago)
Tony’s is delicious and anyone avoiding it is just codding themselves. Also provided one of the funniest moments when SV & I got one of the advent calendars and he threw a massive tantrum when he opened his day and there was no chocolate there.
― ydkb (gyac), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:17 (one year ago)
stiffing your customers to illustrate that capitalism is bad
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:18 (one year ago)
Best Tony’s in order:1. Salted caramel2. Milk chocolate chip cookie3. Dark pretzel toffee4. Hazelnut5. Almond honey nougat
― ydkb (gyac), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:20 (one year ago)
xp it was unbelievably funny, especially cos it didn’t happen to me
― ydkb (gyac), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:21 (one year ago)
that's how funny things work imo
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:22 (one year ago)
(i would definitely have lost my shit and probably eaten the whole calendar out of spite)
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:23 (one year ago)
Also provided one of the funniest moments when SV & I got one of the advent calendars and he threw a massive tantrum when he opened his day and there was no chocolate there.
― ydkb (gyac), Tuesday, August 29, 2023 2:17 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
post this story on reddit :)
― rob, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:24 (one year ago)
gotta say in this case Tony's Chocolonely ITA
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:25 (one year ago)
eating into the wind n'est le nv
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:25 (one year ago)
right even i have to admit thats obscure posting tbf
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:26 (one year ago)
Absolutely not lol, plus it got covered on the news, no need. This is all getting away from the main point, which is that Tony’s is really good and I’d say actually far better than Ritter.
― ydkb (gyac), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:26 (one year ago)
tonys is good its like a better yorkie but like a much better yorkie except for the biscuit and raisin yorkie which nothing is much better than
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:29 (one year ago)
ok so i can buy in the region of 6 Yorkies for the price of a Tony's
not that i'm ruling out trying a Tony's one day just saying there's hyperinflation y'know
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:30 (one year ago)
xp noted
― ydkb (gyac), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:30 (one year ago)
anyway they had rum and raisin Ritter in Asda today which is top dog but i went the doughnuts route instead
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:31 (one year ago)
I'll definitely try Tony's if I see it in Montreal. I do have to say that while I take issue with imago's pro-slavery stance, he is right about the typography being unpleasant
― rob, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:33 (one year ago)
Pro-tip: you don’t have to worry about the typography if you remove the wrapper and eat the chocolate
― ydkb (gyac), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:36 (one year ago)
haha I'll give it a shot
― rob, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:38 (one year ago)
"flan" gets interesting in UK/non-UK usage too
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 13:04 (one year ago)
re custard:
today this means (i) a sweet yellow gloop poured over desserts, can be made from scratch using eggs, tho more often what you encountered started in a powdered form (ii) when called "a custard" it is a little tart (open pie) with a firmed-up custard topping -- generally a dessert tho savoury custards do exist (viz a quiche is a savoury custard, not that anyone much calls it this any more)
(iii) (archaic) "custard" in fact derives from the word "crustard" = any dish (sweet or savoury) baked with a pie-crust (open or closed) -- but no one has used this term for c.400 years
― mark s, Wednesday, 30 August 2023 13:05 (one year ago)
often "egg custard" is used to describe that number ii tart even tho as a pair of words "egg custard" doesn't clear up anything
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 13:06 (one year ago)
Just had a dream dulce de leche ice cream (basically South American version of salted caramel), from a stall inside our local rail station lol. I will never give ice cream less than than 10 (unless it makes me sick)
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 August 2023 13:17 (one year ago)
"flan" gets interesting in UK/non-UK usage too― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague)
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague)
i never thought about this, so what does "flan in the face" mean in its original context?
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 14:06 (one year ago)
don't think i've ever heard "flan in the face" used in UK English, it's always "pie in the face" here
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 14:07 (one year ago)
generally custard pie just to tie that back in
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 14:08 (one year ago)
you need to listen to more radiohead closing tracks then lol
― imago, Wednesday, 30 August 2023 14:08 (one year ago)
under no circumstances do i need to listen to more Radiohead closing tracks and i say this as somebody who has in the past listened to Radiohead closing tracks
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 14:09 (one year ago)
now I have flan all over my face
― imago, Wednesday, 30 August 2023 14:10 (one year ago)
also music chat on this thread is going to get Darragh steamed
like a pudding
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 14:11 (one year ago)
having learned nothing from the mayo thread, i made a banana cake last week but found i had no flour. so i blitzed and sifted a commensurate quantity of breadcrumbs and used that instead. cake was spiky. 4/10
― sleepy bee (cat), Thursday, 31 August 2023 00:10 (one year ago)
jesus christ
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 31 August 2023 07:09 (one year ago)
just spent about six or seven crunchie bars on a fucking tony's. you'd better all be right
― imago, Friday, 1 September 2023 16:07 (one year ago)
it's probably equivalent to toblerone in quality. maybe slightly better. there's quite a lot of it. this does not excuse the price. 6.5/10
― imago, Friday, 1 September 2023 16:09 (one year ago)
okay it's actually pretty good but fuckin hell
― imago, Friday, 1 September 2023 16:11 (one year ago)
Lol
― ydkb (gyac), Friday, 1 September 2023 16:14 (one year ago)
Which one did you get
― ydkb (gyac), Friday, 1 September 2023 16:15 (one year ago)
Honey and nougat one hence Toblerone lol
― imago, Friday, 1 September 2023 16:24 (one year ago)
Oh mate, that’s not even the best one! The salted caramel one (orange wrapper) is the king! I would never buy the fancy Toblerone one at full price.
― ydkb (gyac), Friday, 1 September 2023 16:31 (one year ago)
ah fuck that was my other potential choice
― imago, Friday, 1 September 2023 16:35 (one year ago)
just like Haagen-Dazs, horrendously overpriced and salted caramel is the best one
― imago, Friday, 1 September 2023 16:36 (one year ago)
I thought the salted caramel Haagen-Daazs was the one taking up landfill space with all those ET games.
― ydkb (gyac), Friday, 1 September 2023 16:42 (one year ago)
the praline one can play too
― imago, Friday, 1 September 2023 16:44 (one year ago)
dunno what an ET game is, don't need to hopefully?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_video_game_burial
― ydkb (gyac), Friday, 1 September 2023 16:45 (one year ago)
oh that's quite interesting fine
― imago, Friday, 1 September 2023 16:47 (one year ago)
just want to chime in and say doce de leite IS NOT caramel goddamnit
― fpsa, Friday, 1 September 2023 18:22 (one year ago)
or salted caramel, whateverrrrrr
― fpsa, Friday, 1 September 2023 18:23 (one year ago)
My kid can finish off an entire tray of Ferrero Rocher in one sitting.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 1 September 2023 18:30 (one year ago)
'spaghetti carbonara' ice cream, 9/10
("Vanilla and nut ice cream on cream with eggnog, chocolate sauce and nut brittle")
https://incontro-gelato.de/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/spaghetticarbonara.png
― salsa shark, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:59 (one year ago)
Kool-Aid Lime Gel
I would never eat this if I weren't preparing for a medical procedure. 1/5.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:12 (one year ago)
My go to chunky chocolate is currently M&S Swiss. Their Belgian ones are fine but I don't like that thinner cut they're all sold in.
Went to the NoMad hotel's side bar in Theatreland on Sunday evening (literally called Side Hustle) where they're doing reasonable Takes on Mexican snacks (the croquettes in spicy parmesan I could've eaten 20 of). Had to had to get the churros which where long, firm and well done although I don't really like them to be too glinting in sugar generally. Their chocolate sauce was merely adequate but the tart berry sauce really took it up a notch. Solid 7/10.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:23 (one year ago)
Three McVities choc chip cookies. Better than the Maryland ones which always struck me as being dry in texture with a stingey helping of chips.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 17:10 (one year ago)
am eating a cheesecake in an unmarked italian cafe I just stumbled into, it is a clear 9.5/10
― imago, Thursday, 7 September 2023 12:35 (one year ago)
cannot believe how good and fresh this is
― imago, Thursday, 7 September 2023 12:36 (one year ago)
https://i.ibb.co/XtSTWVw/IMG-20230907-133306.jpg
goodnight princely sweet, u were ideal
― imago, Thursday, 7 September 2023 12:39 (one year ago)
― ydkb (gyac), Thursday, 7 September 2023 12:43 (one year ago)
update: Polish, not Italian! Was thrown by the focaccia. so there you have it folks: Polish cheesecake is that bitch
― imago, Thursday, 7 September 2023 13:20 (one year ago)
you should state baked cheesecake instead of saying cheesecake if you mean baked cheesecake
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 September 2023 14:36 (one year ago)
TIL there is such a thing as unbaked cheesecake
― feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Thursday, 7 September 2023 18:41 (one year ago)
what i had today was most certainly baked
― imago, Thursday, 7 September 2023 18:52 (one year ago)
xp I honestly didn't know there was a baked variety. Doesn't the cream cheese melt?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 7 September 2023 19:40 (one year ago)
No, the cream cheese (and other ingreds, eggs, sour cream, etc) bake into a soft fluffy filling that is extremely delicious. Notoriously, the filling is liable to crack (like a pumpkin pie filling) unless baked in a water bath.
― feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Thursday, 7 September 2023 20:03 (one year ago)
I think I'm just revealing my ignorance about cheesecake and baking in general.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 7 September 2023 20:06 (one year ago)
no stay innocent
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 September 2023 21:08 (one year ago)
An entire packet of (fourteen) Oreos.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 10 September 2023 07:50 (one year ago)
Do these have a laxative effect or is it just the heatwave?
vegan soft-serve mango + vanilla swirl ice cream with toasted coconut in a cone, eaten while walking with a friend on a blessedly not-blazing-hot day: 10/10
― rob, Sunday, 10 September 2023 13:17 (one year ago)
shortcrust pastry apple pie
7/10 i can do better and we must push ourselves
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 13 November 2023 23:56 (one year ago)