Three people replied, btw, and I want to see if I was eerily clairvoyant. Go on, see if it was you!
― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:38 (twenty-three years ago)
...it wasn't me.
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:42 (twenty-three years ago)
If you're a Real IRA terrorist it is far more sensible to hide inside a tooth than in Colombia. Nobody would ever expect to find you there and you'd be nice and safe. There would be certain setbacks though, like having to shrink to a tiny fraction of your normal size, which might have distressing effects on your friends and family. You would also have to be quite resilient to cope with the loud chomping noises and there would be a risk of you meeting a cruel end when your host visits the dentist. But at least you would then be remembered as a martyr by your supporters.
― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:50 (twenty-three years ago)
i prefer colOmbia to colUmbia.
― michael wells (michael w.), Friday, 22 November 2002 11:00 (twenty-three years ago)
F!
between u and o is f.
― nigel, Friday, 22 November 2002 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 November 2002 11:48 (twenty-three years ago)
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 22 November 2002 11:54 (twenty-three years ago)
Although perhaps, on reflection, you thought I would have replied because I usually write such nonsense. I'm not offended by this, as sadly it is true.
Teeth are of course better than Colombia. Especially Dr Teeth from The Muppets. He's excellent.
(Did I say anything worthy in your dreamed thread? I do hope so!)
― C J (C J), Friday, 22 November 2002 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)
I hate Columbia cause my brother loves it. (Sorry, he got me into a ranting email argument about the Tube and whether Ken Livingston is a "commie" last night.) But I also hate teeth cause my teeth have been fucked up since the grew in.
So both are total duds. I suppose it would be harder to eat without teeth, so I'll choose them over Columbia. But only just.
― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)
CJ, unfortunately I can only remember Robin's response. It was about Colombia (the south American country), and went into some depth about the socio-political conditions. You and Anna commented concisely and no doubt wittily, but it's lost inside my head. I'll try and dream New Answers tonight.
― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 November 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)
― michael wells (michael w.), Friday, 22 November 2002 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 November 2002 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)
Right now I am thinking of Rainy's teeth and giggling.
― Graham (graham), Friday, 22 November 2002 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)
I like slayer.
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 22 November 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 November 2002 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 22 November 2002 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)
calling on anna and robin. make mark's dream come true.
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 23 November 2002 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 23 November 2002 14:10 (twenty-three years ago)