Are Teeth nicer than Colombia

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A nonsense thread perhaps, but I dreamt about a thread with this title in considerable detail last night. An ILE thread, in my brain as I slept. Any thoughts?

Three people replied, btw, and I want to see if I was eerily clairvoyant. Go on, see if it was you!

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I much prefer teeth to columbia but, then again, I have never been to columbia.

...it wasn't me.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)

and I can't always choose between 'u' and 'o' : (

RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes if you are a member of a renegade Irish terrorist organisation.

If you're a Real IRA terrorist it is far more sensible to hide inside a tooth than in Colombia. Nobody would ever expect to find you there and you'd be nice and safe. There would be certain setbacks though, like having to shrink to a tiny fraction of your normal size, which might have distressing effects on your friends and family. You would also have to be quite resilient to cope with the loud chomping noises and there would be a risk of you meeting a cruel end when your host visits the dentist. But at least you would then be remembered as a martyr by your supporters.

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:50 (twenty-three years ago)

i am the third person and prematurely declare your dream prescient!

i prefer colOmbia to colUmbia.

michael wells (michael w.), Friday, 22 November 2002 11:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and I can't always choose between 'u' and 'o' : (
-- RJG (r_gillanders@y...), November 22nd, 2002.

F!

between u and o is f.

nigel, Friday, 22 November 2002 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Anna, CJ and Robin Carmody to thread!

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 November 2002 11:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow, did you dream their actual responses as well?

Archel (Archel), Friday, 22 November 2002 11:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Did you really dream that I replied to your thread, Mark? I am so touched - it's little throw-away comments like that which really make me feel like I'm starting to belong here now. *sniffle*

Although perhaps, on reflection, you thought I would have replied because I usually write such nonsense. I'm not offended by this, as sadly it is true.

Teeth are of course better than Colombia. Especially Dr Teeth from The Muppets. He's excellent.

(Did I say anything worthy in your dreamed thread? I do hope so!)

C J (C J), Friday, 22 November 2002 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought you meant Columbia University. My brother is obsessed with Columbia, he's been on the Morningside Heights Residents Association for years. (Even when he didn't even live in NYC, so go figure.)

I hate Columbia cause my brother loves it. (Sorry, he got me into a ranting email argument about the Tube and whether Ken Livingston is a "commie" last night.) But I also hate teeth cause my teeth have been fucked up since the grew in.

So both are total duds. I suppose it would be harder to eat without teeth, so I'll choose them over Columbia. But only just.

kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Dr Teeth! Yes! I wonder if that's what I was thinking of.

CJ, unfortunately I can only remember Robin's response. It was about Colombia (the south American country), and went into some depth about the socio-political conditions. You and Anna commented concisely and no doubt wittily, but it's lost inside my head. I'll try and dream New Answers tonight.

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 November 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, you meant 3 *specific* ilxors. i'll piss off, then.

michael wells (michael w.), Friday, 22 November 2002 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

aww, don't piss off Michael. It's always nice to have people make your thread not look like a complete dead end ;)

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 November 2002 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

If you'd meant Columbia the Oasis song, teeth win, definitely. Columbia the country vs Teeth in general. A draw I'd say.

Right now I am thinking of Rainy's teeth and giggling.

Graham (graham), Friday, 22 November 2002 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

In your dream I posted this:

I like slayer.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 22 November 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Jel, you posted I LOVE JULIAN CASABLANCAS BIG GAY ARSE.

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 November 2002 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Gabriel Garcia Marquez is Colombian!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 22 November 2002 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

''Anna, CJ and Robin Carmody to thread!''

calling on anna and robin. make mark's dream come true.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 23 November 2002 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

damn! Mark C, that sounds like the alternate universe me! Must keep him under control.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 23 November 2002 14:10 (twenty-three years ago)


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