Which title of nobility would you most like to share with the name of your dog?

I noticed lots of dogs have regal names like King, Princess, Duke, etc... and thought that would be endlessly hilarious and confusing if you were also one of those, and also handy if you want to disclaim your title in an awkward situation. "No, no, you see, Reichsführer is the name of my dog!"

conducator

Alcalde

This thread idea is so unbelievably corny and awful and I’m kinda here for it

I don’t have a good answer tho, I don’t think naming my dog Leopold II is funny

My ex had a boy dog named Princess tho, that was funny

Châtelain

Wait, no, doge obviously

Voivod

Naming all my pets Heinrich, like that weird German noble family who plotted to overthrow the German government

Actually, one of my dogs is named Lorenzo. I call him Larry for short. Sir Lawrence does roll off the tongue.

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Namor should adopt that dog and name him Imperius Rex...

Mankind - Ugh!

I feel you, my prince.

My dog’s name is Nora and about once a week somebody says “oh, Nora! What a beautiful name, that’s [my mother’s/my sister’s/my daughter’s/my] name, short for Eleanor.”

I smile and say “oh, in my dog’s case, Nora isn’t short for Eleanor, it’s short for Ignora.”

Her full name is Ignora Hamburger Hotdog, because my bf vetoed my original proposed name (Ignora Gesticular Cancer)

we are going to get a dog at some point in the future, and I've told my 9-year-old son that I'm naming it "Various Artists", he is furious about this.

Éminence fleas

My wife desperately wanted to call our cat Gus, I agreed but only on the condition that his full name would be Augustus Caesar, Gus for short. Anyway, she won, I probably call him Augustus once a year, he’s really just a Gus

Archon

'apparently The Margrave has taken a shit in the ballroom'

I’m not getting a dog but I’m resolved that if I ever did she would be called miz barkie

We do call our shepherd “Princess Peach”. It’s very goofy and silly and cute, just like her so it fits