is everything more difficult or am i just more feeble

if i have to sign into another online account i think i will die

whenever i have to call one of the institutions that hold my life in their hands it is just layers of automated recordings asking me to please repeat myself and misinterpreting the buttons i press, until finally i can briefly connect with another tormented human soul who only has enough english to explain that they can't help me

one of the bad things about the windows security password manager is that signing in with my 4 digit code all time means I've forgotten shitloads of passwords. Going to have some problems getting back in when this pc dies.

i have to pay the washing machine with my phone now? it might be better to set my laundry and myself on fire

hope you have your phone on you, the setting yourself on fire app requires two-factor authentication

my rictus of agony keeps messing with the face recognition software, which should have gotten used to me just looking like that by now

for god's sake no i don't want those kind of cookies, please just stop asking, stoooop

let me buy this book. no, i'm not a store member. i don't want to be a member. yeah i know i'd get a discount. no i DONT WANT TO ROUND UP MY PURCHASE TO DONATE TO YOUR CORPORATION'S TAX WRITE OFF JUST LET ME BUY THE BOOK DKFHHSKDHSHFL

everything is more faffy but also i am increasingly feeble so

the creeping tide of faff + the inevitable march of feeb = *choking gurgling sounds*

somehow i just called potatoes "turtles"

this really is the end, isn't it

but why won't the bluetooth connect, if you could just tell me then maybe i could fix the problem

is it the drivers? is that what you want, for me to reinstall the drivers? no, don't open edge, wtf are you doing, oh god

^dying

(see what I did there?)

my dn was my attempt at searching for "vitamin effervescent tablets" at Tesco groceries and something went wrong.

the fingers want what the fingers want

sorry Aimless i couldn't understand that. please stay on the line while i find someone who can help you become more resigned to your abject insignificance

Do not go gentle etc.

jeff bezos you gremlin dick if i'm on the product's page i just want to see that product stop making me scroll past 50 shades of infomercial like this is some hellraiser shit i swear

Just stop doing and wanting things

let me buy this book. no, i'm not a store member. i don't want to be a member. yeah i know i'd get a discount. no i DONT WANT TO ROUND UP MY PURCHASE TO DONATE TO YOUR CORPORATION'S TAX WRITE OFF JUST LET ME BUY THE BOOK DKFHHSKDHSHFL

― Aileen Invader (cat), Saturday, 30 December 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Might be a good episode of Curb