At the bar 2034
― calstars, Saturday, 2 March 2024 03:44 (one year ago)
Now that's a Blade Runner sequel I can get behind.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 2 March 2024 03:55 (one year ago)
Barmaid has a gene Simmons hairstyle
― calstars, Saturday, 2 March 2024 03:57 (one year ago)
“Love incorporated…”
― calstars, Saturday, 2 March 2024 04:15 (one year ago)
Asian dude practicing hockey at the bar
― calstars, Sunday, 3 March 2024 22:09 (one year ago)
“Nitro oyster stout” vomits
― calstars, Sunday, 3 March 2024 22:41 (one year ago)
I do like me some nitrogen and some stout. Just ask foe the oysters in the side
― H.P, Sunday, 3 March 2024 22:50 (one year ago)
"Nitro Oyster Stout" is also the name of my Primus tribute band.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 3 March 2024 23:06 (one year ago)
lol
― calstars, Sunday, 3 March 2024 23:12 (one year ago)
checks available cash on hand
― calstars, Friday, 8 March 2024 23:40 (one year ago)
This place charges tax even if you pay in cash. Bartender put 3 quarters on the bar
― calstars, Saturday, 9 March 2024 01:11 (one year ago)
Thinking about starting an “older people at the bar” thread
― calstars, Friday, 12 April 2024 23:48 (one year ago)
I tried that last year with my bowlo live-posting! But iirc you didn’t feel like it fit the spirit of the thread :(
― H.P, Saturday, 13 April 2024 01:04 (one year ago)
Tip time; “I’m all out of cash so…next time”
― calstars, Saturday, 13 April 2024 03:31 (one year ago)
Sigh
opening / cleaner guy is one of those people who can’t end a conversation. Super friendly and we like the same sports teams but he won’t shut up in the nicest way
― calstars, Monday, 15 April 2024 20:02 (one year ago)
It’s “instruct the new barback on the nuances of drying glasses” day
― calstars, Saturday, 27 April 2024 20:24 (one year ago)
The biergarten in the county park near us has their "soft opening" today, but they went and posted about it on their fb page, which has like 16k followers, so it was a complete shit show. One Munich Gold and gtfo.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 28 April 2024 00:04 (one year ago)
I’ve never had “Sorry, I’m gonna have to cut you off” said to me before today, but the bartender was just being sarcastic — she said I was being “too rowdy” and laughed
― calstars, Sunday, 28 April 2024 18:31 (one year ago)
Sitting next to Legolas
― ncxkd, Monday, 29 April 2024 02:40 (one year ago)
Well I guess my old crush doesn’t work here anymore. Sadface
― calstars, Thursday, 9 May 2024 23:07 (one year ago)
Khuranbang vibe overdose
― calstars, Friday, 10 May 2024 21:13 (one year ago)
old bartender buddy has passed away, I just found out... Haven't seen him in years, but I still have his Lambchop CD
https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/sf-tiki-bartender-dies-19449705.php
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 May 2024 21:24 (one year ago)
Rips
― calstars, Friday, 10 May 2024 21:25 (one year ago)
Steven was a good guy.
― kurt schwitterz, Friday, 10 May 2024 21:25 (one year ago)
I went to see The Selector with him and we had a really good time.
― kurt schwitterz, Friday, 10 May 2024 21:26 (one year ago)
yeah, super sweet guy
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 May 2024 21:31 (one year ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Hc5BTDu.jpeg
― calstars, Saturday, 18 May 2024 00:50 (one year ago)
Middle aged woman drinking wine and watching the WNBA, disagreeing with a foul called against Caitlin Clark. “She didn’t do anything!”
― calstars, Saturday, 18 May 2024 17:57 (one year ago)
3 becomes 4 becomes 6 becomes 9
― calstars, Thursday, 30 May 2024 22:48 (one year ago)
Calling oldest!
― calstars, Saturday, 8 June 2024 00:59 (one year ago)
Woman wearing the same big white sunglasses that my friend had in 92
― calstars, Sunday, 9 June 2024 19:45 (one year ago)
Side table facing fake plant
― calstars, Wednesday, 12 June 2024 22:46 (one year ago)
“You leaving?”“You turned the lights on”*pats me on the shoulder*
― calstars, Saturday, 22 June 2024 05:44 (one year ago)
“Your cheapest whisky on the rocks” vs “love on the rocks with no ice”
― calstars, Saturday, 22 June 2024 23:30 (one year ago)
“Aren’t you married?”“Yeah”“Then why are you sitting next to me?”
― calstars, Friday, 28 June 2024 23:49 (one year ago)
“Is it extra nitrous?”“Well, yeah”“I love that bubbly sh1t”
― calstars, Friday, 28 June 2024 23:50 (one year ago)
https://i.imgur.com/xLSiAGS.jpeg
― calstars, Friday, 5 July 2024 20:15 (one year ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb1GZXL5PDY
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 5 July 2024 20:35 (one year ago)
Girl at the bar talking about astrology and birthdays and she has the sane birthday as me
― calstars, Tuesday, 9 July 2024 01:02 (one year ago)
Tall lesbians making out at the end of the bar nbd
― calstars, Saturday, 20 July 2024 02:10 (one year ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Xy8CKJd.pngThrifty happy hour heads know what this is about
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:35 (one year ago)
tfw you walk into the bar and find a 10 on the floor
― calstars, Saturday, 3 August 2024 22:11 (one year ago)
At the bar to see a friend's ex with benefits sing folk songs and then another dude tells you about the guy who got stabbed on the steps last week.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 4 August 2024 05:38 (one year ago)
Famous 20s stoner, always in reflective shades, that lives next door, bring: his Italian family over to sell shit on the sidewalk outside the bar
― calstars, Sunday, 11 August 2024 20:40 (one year ago)
If you see someone destroying 16 miller lites at the bar, that’s me, say jello
― calstars, Sunday, 11 August 2024 23:37 (one year ago)
“Green River” comes on and I’m this close to getting off my stool and crab walking around the room
― calstars, Saturday, 24 August 2024 17:54 (one year ago)
Back at my regular in Mpls and the bartender still knows my name despite moving away in 2021.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 24 August 2024 22:01 (one year ago)
Win!
― calstars, Saturday, 24 August 2024 22:04 (one year ago)
Morphine always welcome on the stereo at the bar
― calstars, Sunday, 25 August 2024 19:40 (one year ago)
They are making out and it’s no big ting
― calstars, Monday, 30 September 2024 02:10 (eleven months ago)
Wednesday is the new Friday At least for this week
― calstars, Wednesday, 2 October 2024 23:03 (ten months ago)
Ambition: Barback
― calstars, Saturday, 5 October 2024 22:25 (ten months ago)
That night when you had an iPa and 2 White Russians in front of you
― calstars, Friday, 11 October 2024 23:34 (ten months ago)
I got bought a shot of Skrewball peanut butter whiskey tonight. The dude who bought it is my neighbor and he meant well, so I did it, but ick.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 12 October 2024 02:05 (ten months ago)
*dry heaves*
― calstars, Saturday, 12 October 2024 02:11 (ten months ago)
Yeah it's gross
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 12 October 2024 03:00 (ten months ago)
tfw the bartender throws a lime at you and you’re not sure why
― calstars, Sunday, 13 October 2024 18:51 (ten months ago)
I keep smelling Chef boy r Dee while looking at this barfly’s face idk
― calstars, Monday, 14 October 2024 01:02 (ten months ago)
At the bar where the server and the barback are on their phones all afternoon nbd
― calstars, Sunday, 27 October 2024 21:05 (ten months ago)
3:39 PM is the new 3:39 AM
― calstars, Friday, 1 November 2024 19:39 (nine months ago)
Nothing complements a sunny weekend fall afternoon like Pink Floyd’s “dogs” on at the bat
― calstars, Saturday, 23 November 2024 18:31 (nine months ago)
Today at the bar I understood the buyback in a whole new way. I got one on my third (right?), and for the first time I didn’t feel like I needed to tip. I had tipped generously on the first two so
― calstars, Sunday, 24 November 2024 21:22 (nine months ago)
The best bar is the one closest to home
― calstars, Sunday, 24 November 2024 22:25 (nine months ago)
6:33 is the new 10:33
― calstars, Sunday, 24 November 2024 23:33 (nine months ago)
Close out the nearest bar every night
― calstars, Sunday, 24 November 2024 23:59 (nine months ago)
Nothing complements a sunny weekend fall afternoon like Pink Floyd’s “dogs” on at the bat― calstars, Saturday, November 23, 2024 12:31 PM (yesterday)
― calstars, Saturday, November 23, 2024 12:31 PM (yesterday)
Did they play the whole damn song? That would be pretty awesome, as nothing brings the party like "So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone" *Orders a half-pour of a Prairie Imperial Stout as my dessert, because a full pour at 12% is kinda insane (It's like drinking tasty motor oil).
― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Monday, 25 November 2024 01:20 (nine months ago)
They played the whole album
― calstars, Monday, 25 November 2024 01:22 (nine months ago)
Server with seniority disappears for an hour at a time…
― calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 02:35 (nine months ago)
Where have you been all my life, dearest hard kombucha
― calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 20:20 (nine months ago)
“If you’re so smart, why are you working in a bar?”
― calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 23:43 (nine months ago)
Did you say that or overhear that?
― WmC, Saturday, 30 November 2024 23:51 (nine months ago)
Overheard
― calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 23:54 (nine months ago)
These drinks pale in intoxication potency compared to this chemical Christmas tree scent
― calstars, Friday, 6 December 2024 22:59 (eight months ago)
an ex's dad once explained the flavor of an amaro he had poured for me as "like being punched in the face by a pine tree"
― budo jeru, Friday, 6 December 2024 23:09 (eight months ago)
I’ve had a couple “pine tree” ales or whatever over the years and I am partial to them
― calstars, Friday, 6 December 2024 23:21 (eight months ago)
I had a Shiner Xmas brew at a party years ago and the texture of lawn clippings in every sip was a real deal-breaker.
― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 December 2024 23:24 (eight months ago)
Well, yeah
― calstars, Friday, 6 December 2024 23:25 (eight months ago)
Shiner Holiday is the worst, like drinking potpourri
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 7 December 2024 00:44 (eight months ago)
Bartender is the female Todd rundgren
― calstars, Saturday, 7 December 2024 20:42 (eight months ago)
I order the cheapest thing on the board. Five minutes pass and I get served and I give the bartender my credit card. She gives me a horrible expression and waves it back
― calstars, Saturday, 14 December 2024 22:24 (eight months ago)
Standing around
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:10 (eight months ago)
I had time to kill earlier today and wound up killing it at a bar/restaurant that featured a drink called a "New Fashioned" that was Jim Bean, Rum, Sweet Vermouth, and Domaine Canton. Hard pass.
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:37 (eight months ago)
*vomits*
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:40 (eight months ago)
Jim Beam is good for absolutely nothing
― brimstead, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:45 (eight months ago)
Except drinkin’
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:48 (eight months ago)
Bartender worked with someone who had body odor and it was difficult for her. She thinks cleanliness is important, though personally, she doesn’t shower every day, because it’s bad for the skin
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:21 (eight months ago)
Keep us posted
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:34 (eight months ago)
https://cdn1.jigidi.com/thumbs/SMD0DUAC/l
― Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:37 (eight months ago)
Reminds me of that John Fogerty ad for Jameson
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:48 (eight months ago)
Happy Monday’s no headphones required
― calstars, Sunday, 22 December 2024 03:36 (eight months ago)
Left the bar, realized I didn’t have my phone, went back and sat down, remembered I had asked them to charge it
― calstars, Sunday, 22 December 2024 19:01 (eight months ago)
It’s only 6:56
― calstars, Sunday, 22 December 2024 23:56 (eight months ago)
Bar putting up a sign and photo: “Do Not Serve This Man”
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 December 2024 01:37 (eight months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM3bavPGJ5M
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 December 2024 01:46 (eight months ago)
― calstars, Monday, 23 December 2024 02:05 (eight months ago)
jim beam black is what their base product should be imo, they should do a half blend for well drinkers
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 23 December 2024 04:03 (eight months ago)
Got called a “player” by a bartender. Achievement unlocked
― calstars, Saturday, 28 December 2024 19:05 (eight months ago)
“Do me a favor and do your drugs in the bathroom, man”
― calstars, Saturday, 28 December 2024 19:50 (eight months ago)
Bill is $26, I give bartender $35 and she puts $6 change on the bar
― calstars, Saturday, 28 December 2024 20:19 (eight months ago)