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Italian men can make love all alone.

― man, Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Hallooooo lovely ladies.

― estela, Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:24 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd rather they did it with me tho!
(at work the italian foreign students are always studly to the max. mm forbidden italian perving)

― minna (minna), Saturday, 23 November 2002 04:46 (twenty-three years ago)

i wish i was italian because chicks dig that

― ron (ron), Saturday, 23 November 2002 07:53 (twenty-three years ago)

ron, i don't. then again i am not a *chick*.

― nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 23 November 2002 08:21 (twenty-three years ago)

young Italian man:- oiled hair, designer jeans, scooter

Older Italian man:- Tweedy jackets, Barbour jacktets, cravattes, Squire (tips forelock)

crass generalisations but true in many cases

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 23 November 2002 08:51 (twenty-three years ago)

at ielts they all look like caravaggio boys

― minna (minna), Saturday, 23 November 2002 09:10 (twenty-three years ago)

if i was a girl i would definitely be a chick!

― ron (ron), Saturday, 23 November 2002 09:16 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.films-sans-frontieres.fr/affiches/caravaggio.jpg

http://www.msnbc.com/news/1283877.jpg

― minna (minna), Saturday, 23 November 2002 09:31 (twenty-three years ago)

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/fifa/gen/tr/pl/s/165247.jpg

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/fifa/gen/tr/pl/s/187163.jpg

― minna (minna), Saturday, 23 November 2002 09:38 (twenty-three years ago)

CRAVAT. Ach, the horrors of forgetting to sign out of boyfriend's computer - boyfriend also forgets to change settings hence MIS-SPELLINGS conducted in my name.

But I should clarify the phenomenon of the SQUIRE. In the 80s, if you were into the Pet Shop Boys, they'd have been PANINARI (whoa-oa-oa). The Squire is a football fan who kits out in Home Counties Barbour-wear; tartans also feature. Just imagine someone who was basing their idea of 'preppy' from Sloanes and then going to Ye Olde Traditional Clothyers for the clothes, but is tooled up to kill at the matches. Last year in Italy every time we saw one, we'd tug our forelocks and go 'arrrr, Squire!' in bad West Country accents.

I once heard that the European standard size of condom was too large for the Italian market. Having found a tranche of Italian condoms recently, I fear there may be something to this tale.

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 23 November 2002 09:45 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, but they wear tight jeans too, that doesn't mean their legs are smaller!(?!)

― minna (minna), Saturday, 23 November 2002 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I own this thread. With Dom, of course. And Marcello.

(haven't oiled my hair in a while, but I own some Moschino (!!!) jeans and I do ride a scooter, even if it is only through the streets of Putney)

― Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 23 November 2002 11:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I've lost my hair gel recently, so I'm gonna lose points there, but my hand gestures when I get over-excited have to be seen to be believed. However, I can't be a proper second-gen Italian male because a) I have an education b) I don't work in a garage c) I prefer shops that say "skater Gothic clubber Urban" on the front to shops that say "Top Shop".

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 23 November 2002 11:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I am a chick and I don't really fancy Italian men. No offense to Italian men.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 23 November 2002 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

My girlfriend is Italian (from Napoli, and she's lived here for 10 years). I asked her about Italian men, and she said "I'm living in London, aren't I?". She is not terribly impressed.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 23 November 2002 12:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.cnnitalia.it/2002/ITALIA/03/14/andreotti/story.andreotti.jpg

A true lady-killer. If the lady has a large dossier of evidence on him, obviously.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 23 November 2002 13:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I like Top Shop! However, I don't like being associated with Giovanni Trapattoni. But then again, if I were British I'd have to deal with kevin Keegan.

Hang on, I'm both, aren't I? Curses.

Love Mark (pale skin, mousy hair)

― Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 23 November 2002 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

nathalie, my office, NOW! ;-)

― Carlin the Semi-Italian, Monday, 25 November 2002 08:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Ginos are the scum of the earth! About once a week, my mother will ask "Don't you know any nice Italian boys at school?". Hell, no. Keep them away from me. I don't want to associate with any Joe Mingias, the kind that drag race in their souped-up Civics & listen to MC Mario compilations & work in their fathers' landscaping businesses & wear big gold chains & talk about their shoes & can't speak English properly even though they've been BORN in Canada (But chu, whazza matta whi chu? You're like a woman, you.)

Ix-nay on the alian-Itay ales-may

― Miss Laura, Monday, 25 November 2002 08:38 (twenty-three years ago)

see even on a thread like this i get abuse. fuck you, cunt.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 25 November 2002 08:53 (twenty-three years ago)

That's "strega" to you, cockfarmer.

― Miss Laura, Monday, 25 November 2002 09:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Marcello, I'm sure that poster was probably not thinking about you one bit when she posted that! 'Abuse' suggests a certain premeditation. Or are you annoyed because nobody seems to be paying attention to you unless you accuse them of insensitivity? You are going out of your way to take things personally right now, as if everyone you knew was trying to do you down or fuck with your head. This is pure tragic narcissism; stop going out equipped to drive yourself crazy.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 25 November 2002 09:06 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, like you care.

"marshallow?" hahahahahah suzy that's so original. i heard that a hundred times a day for 12 fucking years at school. you pretend to offer advice (which just reads like bad gale desoconnor or whatever her name was) but you couldn't resist adding that little snide aside, could you? you couldn't bear bypassing the option of name-calling.

so, no offence, suzy, but i neither want nor need your fake concern. i will only listen to advice from people who BELIEVE what they are telling me.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 25 November 2002 10:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Not meant in the pejorative school-playground way you have taken umbrage with AND YOU KNOW IT, bucko. Damn, I should have thought twice before ruling the playground taunts thread.

Surely 'bad gale' a tautology? Honestly, I don't know when I've met someone who's felt sorrier for themselves than you, or more keen to spread it around by blaming or insulting others who bear you no malice. Can you not find a more constructive way of bleating 'notiiiiiiiice meeeeee'?

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 25 November 2002 11:15 (twenty-three years ago)

no in fact i didn't know it.

yr second paragraph - is that the best you could do? bring on the reliable old false frame of a troupe, blah blah sorry for yrself, blah blah blame & insult others although apparently it's ok for others to blame & insult me or things/people i care about because let's face it carlin you're not one of us you are an OUTSIDER this is a PRIVATE CLUB so FUCK OFF and stop spoiling our (illusion of) fun.

y'know? just admit it and i'd have more respect for you.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 25 November 2002 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

be honest in your hate.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 25 November 2002 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)

C'est moi.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 25 November 2002 12:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Thank you very much indeed.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 25 November 2002 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

There should have been a pic of Lucy Van Pelt sitting in her Psych Help 5¢ booth there, but I am shit at HTML tags.

A public message board is not a private club. N'durrr!

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 25 November 2002 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

who is nick cave?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 November 2002 13:12 (twenty-three years ago)

i can't decide which repulses me more: italan men or italian women. i think the women. fake tan, notions of "style" (i dunno, like maxmara?)WAY tooo much make-up, endless drama histrionics ugh ugh ugh

obv this is a crass generalisation

(ps marcello feel free to intimate the above was EXPRESSLY directed at yr mother even tho i know not what she looks like, acts like, whether she's the italian side, whether you even have a mother and hey! even whether you need a mother to clap you round the head and tell you to GROW THE FUCK UP)

(actually i do know the last one)

― bob zemko (bob), Monday, 25 November 2002 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

zemko, be more original in your putdowns. "grow up" is the bohemian rhapsody of insults.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 25 November 2002 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

All the images of Italian men and women I can think of are pretty darn beautiful. What a gorgeous people! What style.

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 25 November 2002 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.clis2.umd.edu/~mddlmddl/791/communities/media/italian7.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 25 November 2002 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

yr just a little silhouetto of a man? aping doomie ill befits you

― bob zemko (bob), Monday, 25 November 2002 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

damm you zemko you have sussed me out! ;-)

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 25 November 2002 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

ha the worst part is that you were right about "grow up"

― bob zemko (bob), Monday, 25 November 2002 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

so not gonna happen

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2669680.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=6E41E83E90A345BDF57631FB1BB1623BA55A1E4F32AD3138

― gershy, Sunday, 13 January 2008 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

"Ey, Copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt?"

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 13 January 2008 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

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