Faking Bizarre Conversations on Your Cell Phone: C or D?

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Every time I pick up a cell phone, I always get an urge to go out into public and pretend to have a really, really bizarre conversation on it. For example:

"You lost it up where? And you're out of KY? Don't move, I'm coming by with the plunger."

"So, the elf finally died? Were you able to cut off the hands before they fed the remains to the shark?"

"Look, I told you THREE tubs of castor oil, not two! Yes, yes, I know the artificial fish tails never came in but...The palm tree exploded? You're fired!" (Calmly turning to the nearest person) "Are you looking for a job? You'll have to become an albino, but I can give you all of the silver bullion you can eat."

Should I continue to resist this urge?

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:17 (twenty-three years ago)

The best mobile conversation I ever witnessed was a homeless guy walking down the street shouting "I don't have a mobile! I'm talking to you on my SOCK!!!" into a rolled up pair of socks.

Our soundman and I used to run around shouting at each other over BANANAS! Aaahhh... tour dementia...

― kate, Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, for fear of ending up like notoriously annoying nerd (bane of the county LUG, not that I'd dare go to such a thing) who was sat on a train having very loud conversations for the best part of an hour-long journey when it rang mid-sentence, making it clear that in fact he hadn't been talking to anyone except himself and an entire pissed-off-but-now-dying-laughing carriage about how exciting his life was and what a great weekend he had planned.

― Rebecca (reb), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, as long as I set the ringer to silent....

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:40 (twenty-three years ago)

the funniest, is to go to central london, maybe soho put on a nyc baseball hat, scarf and sunglasses (celeb at airport look) and shout into a cell phone I DON'T CARE TEH SCRIPT HAS FUCKING PROBLEMS AND I'M NOT SHOWING UP TOMORROW. and watch the people try to guess which celeb you are (i have north american accent so it works better)

― doom-e, Saturday, 23 November 2002 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

kate's homeless guy is my alltime hero

― bob zemko (bob), Saturday, 23 November 2002 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

that really is one of the best things i've read on the internet in the past ten threads.

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 23 November 2002 23:18 (twenty-three years ago)

thanks!

― bob zemko (bob), Saturday, 23 November 2002 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

high five!

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Sunday, 24 November 2002 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)

too slow!

― bob zemko (bob), Sunday, 24 November 2002 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

thats it, the marraige is off

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Sunday, 24 November 2002 00:55 (twenty-three years ago)

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