If you have ever made your own vibrator, please describe the details of its construction and any attendant hilarity which then ensued.

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Screw you Tom.

― Josh, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's rather a personal question.

― Tom, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He won't talk Josh, this is similar to the Sinker/Hornby dilemma.

― DG, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He's a showman at heart. Cockfarmer.

― Josh, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*I* am gathering my scattered thorts. There is no "dilemma". There is no "dilemma" with Tom either. He is a cockfarmer.

― mark s, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sounds more like he joined the industrial revolution and became a cockmanufacturer?

― cabbage, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hope you didn't make it of wood, ouch! splinters!

― jel, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wood was involved. As was a Blue Peter badge.

― Tom, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A Blue Peter badge!? This sounds incredibly painful. Did John Noakes help?

― Ally C, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, he only made it worse.

― Nick, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

get down Shep!!!

― cabbage, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, he got the blue peter badge for making it...

― jel, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The American contingent would like some clarification on this Blue Peter business, please.

(Please note that I'm the member of the US posse that needs the MOST clarification, as I'm specially-abled when it comes to understanding cultural differences.)

― David Raposa, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Blue Peter = great kids magazine show on which they often cooked or made sex toys. One time they showed you how to make your mum crotchless panties for Mother's Day, and once they did a full Sindy S&M torture chamber.

― Emma, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Blue Peter is a childrens semi-educationl/entertainment television programme that has run on the BBC for a number of years, if you win a competition or write to them, they send you a badge.

― jel, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

An old chemistry teacher of mine used to work for a big forensics lab in, I think, Otley. Their work was mainly Quincy-type crime investigation (figuring out how the IRA were making their bombs, finding causes of death, etc.). One day they were called to a death scene where a man had been found dead in a bath with an unbent coathanger around his waist, attached to the mains. It was obvious he was electrocuted, but why did it happen? How did he turn it on? Did< /i> he turn it on?
After some investigation, they found that the coathanger was wired in such a way that it wouldn't electrocute the wearer when the power was turned on, but electrically charge the water with an alternating current. Enough, in fact, to cause muscle spasms at 60Hz. When worn around the waist, you can imagine the effect. This poor amateur electrician had created his own orgasmatron and, in the throes of self- love, earthed himself on one of the taps. What a way to go.
Is that hilarious enough for you, Josh?
― Greg, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cunts.

― Greg, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I liked Emma's answer better. All we poor 'merican schlubs have is Boys Life which is filled with "boys own adventures." (And no, not in a Bruce La Bruce kind of way. Although that would certainly make it more interesting.)

A friend of mine once made an artificial vagina. But perhaps that's another thread.

― jess, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What the hell?

― Ally, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Do y'all really say 'earthed' in the UK insttead of 'grounded', Greg?

― Josh, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes we do - we're so crazee la la la.

― Nick, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four weeks pass...

How about this site?

― nathalie, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Eh? All that happened was that my entire screen went black.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK IF YOU ARE AT WORK (and you have Flash installed). Thank God for the (mostly) tasteful splash page!

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh my god, I am so sorry! Really. It doesn't show much on my little screen. Sorry! If a moderator wants delete it, please do so!

― nathalie, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

this is the coolest thing i have ever seen - its like you could fuck yrself, oh my god, i hope i win one...

― Geoff, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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