How old were you as of April 3, 2024?

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Previously:

How old were you as of Jan 09, 2016?
How old are (were) you as of Jan 09, 2011?
How old are you as of Jan 09, 2008?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
53 9
42 8
52 8
46 7
45 7
44 7
38 7
39 7
43 6
56 5
37 5
51 5
50 5
40 5
58 5
54 5
41 4
47 4
36 4
33 4
49 4
63 4
62 4
59 4
35 3
48 3
57 2
55 2
66 2
61 2
34 2
18 or under 1
65 1
23 1
28 1
67 or over 1
32 0
31 0
64 0
19 0
20 0
24 0
60 0
21 0
22 0
30 0
25 0
26 0
27 0
29 0


Jeff, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 10:55 (one month ago) link

As the hills.

The Prime of the Ancient Minister (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 11:08 (one month ago) link

Cool, in 7 days I'll have another reminder to leave this place

H.P, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 11:10 (one month ago) link

(Just kidding I'm hooked damnit)

H.P, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 11:11 (one month ago) link

The real question is how old do you feel

never invade Londonistan (Matt #2), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 12:12 (one month ago) link

Younger than your mom

calstars, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 12:16 (one month ago) link

gottem

H.P, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 12:25 (one month ago) link

oldyoung

ciderpress, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 13:26 (one month ago) link

how old was I today

soup of magpies (geoffreyess), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 14:26 (one month ago) link

Damn near 80, depending on how I’m feeling….

(Naw, I’m kidding)

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 14:34 (one month ago) link

I'm older than I've ever been and now I'm even older, and now I'm even older, and now I'm even older

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 14:53 (one month ago) link

enough to know better

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 15:00 (one month ago) link

Passed Maris, tied with Judge; Sosa, McGwire, and--if I'm lucky--Bonds on the horizon.

clemenza, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 15:05 (one month ago) link

Bonds needed medical intervention to get there and we may too!

49 but 50 next month.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 17:06 (one month ago) link

271 votes in 2008
254 votes in 2011
124 votes in 2016

__??? votes in 2024

z_tbd, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 17:36 (one month ago) link

oh but I was so much older then

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 17:41 (one month ago) link

Gets harder to hit the button the older you get.

Jeff, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 17:49 (one month ago) link

ideas for ilx: make the buttons bigger!

z_tbd, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 17:49 (one month ago) link

Cuttent text zoom is 135%

calstars, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 18:03 (one month ago) link

You know you're old if you remember free AOL CDRoms littering the sidewalks

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 18:12 (one month ago) link

Kinda only just starting to look and feel my age, so I expect by the next time this poll is run I will be like one of those actors you see in an old-timey movie and assume that they're supposed to be in their early sixties or something but shockingly turn out to be only like 27.

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 18:22 (one month ago) link

Yeah, what's that amazing factoid: Paul Rudd is currently older than Wilfred Brimley was in Cocoon

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 18:24 (one month ago) link

Haha

calstars, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 18:36 (one month ago) link

Jayson Tatum is still only 19. He is not on ILX though.

Jeff, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 18:43 (one month ago) link

The other one I'm aware of is Cobra Kai-era Ralph Macchio being several years older than Karate Kid-era Pat Morita.

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 19:10 (one month ago) link

Damn

calstars, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 20:18 (one month ago) link

is there really a quantifiable distance between how old i am and how old i feel

stwahberrymilkgirlll, Thursday, 4 April 2024 01:47 (one month ago) link

I'm 8, 16, 22, 53, and 215 all at the same time.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 4 April 2024 01:53 (one month ago) link

43

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 April 2024 01:57 (one month ago) link

Going to enter those numbers in the Powerball, if I win I will buy a Cybertruck for every ilxor.

me too im infantile and elderly at once. never will I surrender my childlike whims.

stwahberrymilkgirlll, Thursday, 4 April 2024 02:33 (one month ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 9 April 2024 00:01 (one month ago) link

You will be older tomorrow.

Jeff, Tuesday, 9 April 2024 00:04 (one month ago) link

thiiiiiiis old *gestures*

soup of magpies (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 16:23 (one month ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:01 (one month ago) link

OOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD

H.P, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:07 (one month ago) link

20s = 2
30s = 32
40s = 55
50s = 50
60s + = 14

Total responses = 153

And I totally forgot to vote.

Ippei's on a bummer now (WmC), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:15 (one month ago) link

Xpost And one person 18 or under (really)

H.P, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:16 (one month ago) link

mean = 47.1

Brad C., Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:17 (one month ago) link

more or less

Brad C., Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:17 (one month ago) link

pretty good voter turnout, though

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:23 (one month ago) link

better than the "WHO LIKES MRS. DASH?" poll

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:24 (one month ago) link

did not vote but i am nine (9) years old

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:25 (one month ago) link

Where are your parents young man?

H.P, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:30 (one month ago) link

And didn't they ever clean your mouth out with soap?

H.P, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:31 (one month ago) link

tbh i am very advanced for my age

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:36 (one month ago) link

Team 1970

BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:40 (one month ago) link

now that's old

soup of magpies (geoffreyess), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:55 (one month ago) link

had a feeling a fellow prime would win

soup of magpies (geoffreyess), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:56 (one month ago) link

ILX is on the current part of its career trajectory where we still have original members but we're filling in the gaps with seasoned professionals of the appropriate age

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 01:49 (one month ago) link

Xpost And one person 18 or under (really)

Oh yeah, missed that one. (Which may be real, who knows, godspeed to you if so.) So actual total is 154.

It's real, check mookies post

H.P, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 02:02 (one month ago) link

Yeah but mookie didn't vote so.

veteran presence

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 02:10 (one month ago) link

shout out to my fellow pippen year folks

the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 02:10 (one month ago) link

that's a lot of votes. lurkers of ilx, unite and take over.

j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 02:14 (one month ago) link

I missed this poll. 36.

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 02:20 (one month ago) link

This is the first time that we've polled this that the 1979-80 cohort did not win.

jaymc, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 02:29 (one month ago) link

i've never felt older than when i saw this

36.
― c u (crüt)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 02:31 (one month ago) link

Interesting that we have a bunch of folks aged 52-53, whereas 8 years ago there wasn't many 44-45 year olds voting in that poll.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 02:39 (one month ago) link

Took em that long to figure out how the poll worked

teenage kids helped this time around

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 05:45 (one month ago) link

omg I am the most frequent age, at least until ... tomorrow (sigh)

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 07:59 (one month ago) link

Happy birthday for tomorrow matt! Few more hours and you're knocked to the middle of the scoreboard

H.P, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 08:34 (one month ago) link

I'm just 3 days behind you matt. have a good one!

Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 09:11 (one month ago) link

HB to you both!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 09:48 (one month ago) link

Shout out to the other four 58 year olds

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 09:54 (one month ago) link

If the means calculated by others in these polls are correct, the mean ILX birth year hasn't fluctuated that much...

2008 poll = 1976
2011 poll = 1977
2016 poll = 1975
2024 poll = 1976

Even though this time there does seem to be a surge in people born in the 1969-1972 range.

Josefa, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 12:29 (one month ago) link

my birthdate changed since the last poll

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 13:36 (one month ago) link

ps many thanks yall

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 23:35 (one month ago) link

*xps

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 23:35 (one month ago) link

Welcome to 54! It's not so bad. I have another 6 months of it, and then a whole year of "I can't drive 55" jokes to look forward to.

what does I can't drive 55 mean?

Dan S, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 23:54 (one month ago) link

Tipsy what's your bday? I'm 11/4/69

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 11 April 2024 00:00 (one month ago) link

a/s/l?

jaymc, Thursday, 11 April 2024 00:21 (one month ago) link

i can guess your age by asking only two questions

1) what's your favorite color?
2) when's your birthday

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 April 2024 00:28 (one month ago) link

9/23 — just a few months earlier! We have shared most of the same timeline.

Three of my best friends are August, October and November '69ers. I guess we stick together.

11/4/69 is shared by Matthew McConaughey (cool?) and Sean Puffy Combs (not so cool)

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 11 April 2024 00:50 (one month ago) link

I Can't Drive 55:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qf98egLWOk

Brad C., Thursday, 11 April 2024 16:19 (one month ago) link

it is a song about freedom from regulation

z_tbd, Thursday, 11 April 2024 17:05 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

"old as balls" is a funny saying given that i am in fact older than my balls

rip my balls, 1976-xx-xx - 2021-06-10

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 16:52 (two weeks ago) link

lol

Ste, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 18:39 (two weeks ago) link


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