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which of these events listed below is more likely to happen re: the 2024 Presidential Election?

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let's think through it, as catharsis.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Trump becomes incapacitated, not replaced at all, wins 4
Manchester United wins Premier League 2
Trump becomes incapacitated due to physical disability, replaced by another candidate that loses 2
America is destroyed by nukes 1
Trump is convicted, decent-sized bloc of voters leave 1
Trump dies, remains candidate, is elected anyway 1
Trump dies, replacement has big ears, wins 1
Trump dies, replacement does poorly, loses 1
Trump dies, remains candidate, loses (but still gets millions of votes) 0
America destroys the rest of the world by nukes 0
Trump dies, replacement not identified, election lost 0
Biden drops out, RFK Jr wins 0
Trump drops out, RFK Jr wins 0
RFK Jr drops out, Biden wins 0
RFK Jr drops out, Trump wins 0
Bird flu pandemic occurs, significantly impacting election 0
Natural disaster delays 2024 Election 0
Scandal comes out regarding Trump, causes him to get destroyed in election 0
Scandal comes out regarding Biden, causes him to get destroyed in election 0
Trump dies, replacement does well, wins 0
Trump becomes incapacitated, not replaced at all, loses 0
Trump becomes incapacitated, replaced by another candidate that wins 0
Trump becomes incapacitated, disappears from home, nobody can find him 0


― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 18:57 (two years ago)

missing Trump is convicted, doesn't lose any of his voters

― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 23 May 2024 18:58 (two years ago)

haha dammit I forgot to come back to that suite of options

― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:00 (two years ago)

both candidates die, nobody notices

― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:33 (two years ago)

Was gonna say someone would at least eventually notice the smell but then remembered those reports of Trump's aroma

― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:36 (two years ago)

big ears seems most likely to me

― ciderpress, Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:42 (two years ago)

don't sleep on bird flu

Gucci says so

― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:55 (two years ago)

Scandal comes out regarding Trump, causes him to get destroyed in election

well we know this one will never come to pass

― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:00 (two years ago)

*quickly looks at EPL standings*

― octobeard, Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:27 (two years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 30 May 2024 00:01 (two years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 31 May 2024 00:01 (two years ago)

perfect timing, System

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 31 May 2024 00:11 (two years ago)

Manchester United wins Premier League 2

O bulllshiiiit

― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2024 00:41 (two years ago)


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