There's a lot of sayings, maybe even most of them, that are not only not profound but hilarious/assholish to say in a lot of circumstances, maybe even most of them!
I never got the nerve to drop "that which does not kill you makes you stronger" when someone stubs their toe or steps on a lego though.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 15:53 (two years ago)
Yes, save that one for a funeral
― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 15:57 (two years ago)
"gone to a better place..." under breath "... SIX FEET UNDER AMIRITE?!"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 16:07 (two years ago)
"Looks like the shoe's on the other foot!" when putting on shoes normally.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 13 June 2024 02:57 (two years ago)
"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet"
(so I took his shoes)
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 13 June 2024 03:00 (two years ago)
"You have to walk a mile in another man's shoes..." while putting on gross bowling rentals.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 14 June 2024 19:20 (two years ago)
singing "These boots were made for walking..." while wearing sneakers.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 June 2024 17:37 (two years ago)