"A cocktail has THREE ingredients - vodka and Mountain Dew is 'an emergency'"
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 21 June 2024 00:21 (one year ago)
"When you're over there in the jungle and they're shooting at you, remember you're not dying for me because I never liked you."
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 21 June 2024 00:25 (one year ago)
"Pizza House!"
― clemenza, Friday, 21 June 2024 01:06 (one year ago)
"THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR!"
― nate woolls, Friday, 21 June 2024 01:10 (one year ago)
"You?" (Stan)
― clemenza, Friday, 21 June 2024 01:11 (one year ago)
" I wish somebody would throw me a ticker-tape parade for taking my car out of the garage and driving it around the block three times. It's not as though anybody was shooting at him!"
― Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 21 June 2024 04:39 (one year ago)
«Not great, Bob!»
― Mule, Friday, 21 June 2024 06:12 (one year ago)
"Let's go somewhere darker"
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 21 June 2024 06:32 (one year ago)
"It makes you happy, right?" (Randall)
― clemenza, Friday, 21 June 2024 17:22 (one year ago)
"Well, sayonara my friend - enjoy the rest of your miserable life! [hangs up] Heh heh heh!"
― Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 21 June 2024 18:29 (one year ago)
"Jane wanted a baby, and I thought, why do that to someone?"
― clemenza, Friday, 21 June 2024 18:41 (one year ago)
“Well I'm president of the Howdy Doody Circus Army!”
― Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Friday, 21 June 2024 18:48 (one year ago)
Lol that one is definitely worth posting twice
― Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 21 June 2024 18:57 (one year ago)
"This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened."
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Friday, 21 June 2024 19:03 (one year ago)
"It wore off."
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 21 June 2024 19:07 (one year ago)
“We’re not homosexuals. We’re divorced!”
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 21 June 2024 19:07 (one year ago)
"It's a chip and dip!"
"Spec-tac-ular." (Joan)
― clemenza, Friday, 21 June 2024 20:04 (one year ago)
"She died as she lived--surrounded by the people she answered phones for."
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 21 June 2024 20:45 (one year ago)
Re Ida: Mad Men never shied away from the racism of its characters, and Ida gets off one line that makes you wince and that you'll never forget.
― clemenza, Friday, 21 June 2024 21:01 (one year ago)
Showed up on my YouTube suggestions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5N3OQklFEU
Roger's "We're close, we didn't think we needed one" kills me.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 9 October 2024 21:18 (one year ago)
Not great, Bob!
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 October 2024 21:37 (one year ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqF_A6bsyEw
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Wednesday, 9 October 2024 23:32 (one year ago)
Paul Kinsey: He might lose his foot.Roger: Right when he got it in the door.
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 October 2024 23:40 (one year ago)