I NEED ASS.

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Because I'm tired of sitting on my bony podex, since after 45 minutes in a wooden chair I'm squirming.

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 24 November 2002 04:23 (twenty-three years ago)

ditto. i lack padding

― ron (ron), Sunday, 24 November 2002 04:24 (twenty-three years ago)

of course i thought this was kate again when i clicked on it! ;-)

― ron (ron), Sunday, 24 November 2002 04:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, if doctors ever perfect fat transplant operations, I'd be honored to serve as a donor.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 24 November 2002 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Get a prosthetic ass! Like Hank Hill!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 24 November 2002 05:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i though this was gonna be some internet booty-call thread

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Sunday, 24 November 2002 05:02 (twenty-three years ago)

at first, i thought that this was an Anthony Easton thread ...

(ducks . . . )

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 24 November 2002 06:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Travel to missisipi Travel to missisipi Travel to missisipi Travel to missisipi Travel to missisipi Travel to missisipi Travel to missisipi

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 24 November 2002 07:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Not Casablancas', I hope.

― man, Sunday, 24 November 2002 07:59 (twenty-three years ago)

saying "I NEED ASS" in Mississippi would probably get one arrested and charged with attempted sodomy

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 24 November 2002 08:09 (twenty-three years ago)

You've clearly never been to Mississippi!

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 24 November 2002 08:16 (twenty-three years ago)

C4 tonight a programme all about arses. Including footage of an arse transplant, there's hope for you yet.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 24 November 2002 09:50 (twenty-three years ago)

thought it was kate and easton's child who stsrted posting

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 24 November 2002 16:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Cmon I'm sure there are more ILXers who have insignificant hunkers. Diminished glutes are nothing to be ashamed of!

― Leee, Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:03 (twenty-three years ago)

oh man, they drew all over that womans arse in that C4 documentary *ahem*.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw someone I was at school with on a programme about bottoms today.

He was being a bottom expert.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

eight years pass...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/2003ass.PNG

― That Dunkster! (absolutely clean glasses), Sunday, 1 May 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

eight years pass...

one of Elton John's best

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 03:40 (six years ago)

Leee did you get ass

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 03:51 (six years ago)

M-ass-ass-ipp-i?

― sarahell, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 09:17 (six years ago)

great revive

― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 09:18 (six years ago)

ffs

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 09:51 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5DC1JWPv4Q

― Stevolende, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 10:02 (six years ago)

Maureen's got five sisters and they all got ass. Maybe you can ask them to borrow some.

― ☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 10:55 (six years ago)

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