what beats rock?

whatbeatsrock.com

🏆 you were the first to beat
video games 🕹 with homework 💻
divorce 💔 with longing 🌌
longing 🌌 with letters 💌
letters 💌 with internet 🌐
artificial intelligence 🤖 with paradox 🤯
philosophy 📚 with faith 🙏
faith 🙏 with pessimism 😞
pessimism 😞 with ray of sunshine ☀️
ray of sunshine ☀️ with sunglasses 😎
sunglasses 😎 with forgetfulness 🧠
notes 📝 with photographic memory 📸
photographic memory 📸 with trauma 💔
obstinance 🤨 with growth 🌱
growth 🌱 with pestilence ☠️
pestilence ☠️ with vaccines 💉

your mom

beats

scissors

Scissors might be sharp, but nothing cuts deeper than a mom's disapproving look. Sorry, scissors!

🧠 great minds think alike: 58 others guessed this too!

"you were the first to beat
protester 🤬 with police 👮"

Sadly, I was not.

violence

does not beat

voting

🤦‍♀️ 4 other people already tried this

Voting is the civilized way to resolve conflicts, not violence. Get it together, folks!

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat sloth 🦥 with falling tree branch 🌳

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat orthodontics 🦷 with bullying 🚫

you are the 1st person to beat knife 🔪 with ten thousand spoons 🥄

lol

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat wedding day 💍 with rain ☔

Extremophiles can thrive in the most hostile environments, while modern dance is just a bunch of people flailing around - no contest!

this is funded in part by the military industrial complex, calling it

photocopier

beats

fax machine

A photocopier can copy documents, while a fax machine can only send them. It's a productivity showdown, and the photocopier wins!

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat fax machine 📠 with photocopier 🖨

The military-industrial complex could probably crush a photocopier with a single tank tread. No contest.

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat photocopier 🖨 with the military-industrial complex 💣

gandhi

beats

the military-industrial complex

Gandhi's non-violent resistance would morally bankrupt the military-industrial complex. It's a battle of wits, and Gandhi's got the wit.

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat the military-industrial complex 💣 with gandhi 🕊️

two or three llamas

does not beat

the military-industrial complex

The military-industrial complex has tanks, drones, and a budget that could buy a whole herd of llamas. Two or three just aren't enough to take it down.

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😵

💣

score: 4

two or three llamas 😵 the military-industrial complex 🤜 photocopier 🤜 fax machine 🤜 paper 🤜 rock

wtf you can lose?!

good news everyone!

fascism

does not beat

constitution

🤦‍♀️ 1 other person already tried this

The Constitution is designed to protect against the dangers of fascism. It's like a firewall for democracy.

i think i know who the one other person who tried this might be...

lol at this from the leaderboard

8
BRO
224
bro 🤙
did not beat
the allegations 🔍

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat voters 🗳️ with suppression 🤐

ale beats beeeeer

🏆 you were the first to beat
video games 🕹 with homework 💻
divorce 💔 with longing 🌌
longing 🌌 with letters 💌
letters 💌 with internet 🌐
artificial intelligence 🤖 with paradox 🤯
philosophy 📚 with faith 🙏
faith 🙏 with pessimism 😞
pessimism 😞 with ray of sunshine ☀️
ray of sunshine ☀️ with sunglasses 😎
sunglasses 😎 with forgetfulness 🧠
notes 📝 with photographic memory 📸
photographic memory 📸 with trauma 💔
obstinance 🤨 with growth 🌱
growth 🌱 with pestilence ☠️
pestilence ☠️ with vaccines 💉

this is beautiful

inheritance

beats

hard work

Inheritance can make hard work seem like a distant memory, or a mere formality.

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat hard work 💪 with inheritance 💰

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat constructive dialog 💬 with arachnaphobia 🕷

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat organ transplant 🏥 with disembowelment 💀

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat vaccination 💉 with stubborness 😤

poop

does not beat

rock

🤦‍♀️ 452 other people already tried this

Rock may not be glamorous, but it sure isn't getting outdone by poop. Let's keep it classy, folks!

i'd like to thank my father, mother, etc...

disease

beats

a dinosaur

Dinosaurs were wiped out by disease, among other things. It's a fact, folks!

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat a dinosaur 🦖 with disease 💉

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🦖

score: 6

nothing 😵 Einstein's theory of relativity 🤜 time 🤜 sunscreen 🤜 the sun 🤜 water 🤜 fire 🤜 rock

assassin

beats

president

Well, an assassin can certainly take out a president. It's not pretty, but it's effective!

🧠 great minds think alike: 59 others guessed this too!

this is addicting

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat Man 👨 with Age 👵

How does this do what it do

how the fuck did they anticipate all these responses

AI, baby

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat Christ ✝️ with Ahura Mazda 🙏

score: 10

teaching other people to be perfect 😵 being already perfect 🤜 salvation 🤜 damnation 🤜 necromancy 🤜 murder 🤜 imprisonment 🤜 disbarment 🤜 a clever lawyer 🤜 a cease and desist order 🤜 bulldozer 🤜 rock

Are we boiling a glacier to do this? Oh well. Technology beats nature!

🏆 you were the first to beat

a dinosaur 🦖 with disease 💉

Biff Tannen 🕴 with Doc Brown 🕰️

the Libyans 🕵️ with Gadaffi 🤔

Gadaffi 🤔 with CIA 🕵️

CIA 🕵️ with ethics 🤔

rap 🎤 with the PMRC 🎵

the PMRC 🎵 with the First Amendment 📜

bulldozer 🚜 with a cease and desist order 🚫

a cease and desist order 🚫 with a clever lawyer 👩‍⚖️

a clever lawyer 👩‍⚖️ with disbarment 🚫

disbarment 🚫 with imprisonment 🔒

imprisonment 🔒 with murder 🔪

necromancy ⚰️ with damnation 🔥

salvation ✝️ with being already perfect 🌟

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat Mother Earth 🌍 with A black hole ⚫

Score: 11

Nothing 😵 The Big Bang 🤜 A black hole 🤜 Mother Earth 🤜 Chronos 🤜 Ahura Mazda 🤜 Christ 🤜 Death 🤜 Medicine 🤜 Age 🤜 Man 🤜 Desk 🤜 rock

Led Zeppelin reuniting with a reanimated John Bonham

does not beat

world peace

World peace would be ruined by the ensuing riot of entitled Baby Boomers trying to get tickets to the reunion concert.

ending crime by setting everyone on fire 😵 ending crime without the erosion of privacy 🤜 crime vanishing forever 🤜 arresting people who beat people up 🤜 arresting people who fix sports 🤜 match fixing sports 🤜 sports betting 🤜 football 🤜 Church 🤜 masturbators 🤜 themselves 🤜 Denver Nuggets 🤜 Phoenix Suns 🤜 magic 🤜 rock

Nothing 😵 The Big Bang 🤜 A black hole 🤜 Mother Earth 🤜 Chronos 🤜 Ahura Mazda 🤜 Christ 🤜 Death 🤜 Medicine 🤜 Age 🤜 Man 🤜 Desk 🤜 rock

Oops

I meant

The Biden Crime Family 😵 A strongman who may not be polite but he gets things done and he cares so much for me 🤜 Political paralysis 🤜 The inexorable forces of modernization 🤜 The titular lady 🤜 Frankie Howerd as a Cockney in the delightful Ealing Comedy “The Ladykillers” 🤜 A horse named “Dennis” 🤜 A lorry 🤜 King Charles 🤜 The Governor General of Canada 🤜 An orangutan Wearing a Loed Mayor’s chain 🤜 A monkey in a smoking jacket 🤜 A monkey in a tuxedo 🤜 Governor Hochul 🤜 Congestion pricing 🤜 Automobile subsidies 🤜 A bus 🤜 rock

hahaha

🏆 you were the first to beat

a dinosaur 🦖 with disease 💉

Biff Tannen 🕴 with Doc Brown 🕰️

the Libyans 🕵️ with Gadaffi 🤔

Gadaffi 🤔 with CIA 🕵️

CIA 🕵️ with ethics 🤔

rap 🎤 with the PMRC 🎵

the PMRC 🎵 with the First Amendment 📜

bulldozer 🚜 with a cease and desist order 🚫

a cease and desist order 🚫 with a clever lawyer 👩‍⚖️

a clever lawyer 👩‍⚖️ with disbarment 🚫

disbarment 🚫 with imprisonment 🔒

imprisonment 🔒 with murder 🔪

necromancy ⚰️ with damnation 🔥

salvation ✝️ with being already perfect 🌟

Randy Orton 🐍 with aging 👵

virtual insanity 🤯 with the first D'Angelo album 🎶

the first D'Angelo album 🎶 with every Outkast album 🎶

every Outkast album 🎶 with world peace ☮️

modern man 👨 with arrogance 🙄

magic ✨ with Phoenix Suns 🏀

Denver Nuggets 🏀 with themselves 👥

themselves 👥 with masturbators 🍆

masturbators 🍆 with Church ⛪

Church ⛪ with football ⚽

football ⚽ with sports betting 🏈

sports betting 🏈 with match fixing sports 🤼

match fixing sports 🤼 with arresting people who fix sports 👮

arresting people who fix sports 👮 with arresting people who beat people up 👮

arresting people who beat people up 👮 with crime vanishing forever 🕵️

crime vanishing forever 🕵️ with ending crime without the erosion of privacy 🔒

Kevin Hart 😂 with literally any other comedian 🤣

literally any other comedian 🤣 with hecklers 🤡

hecklers 🤡 with security 🔒

security 🔒 with a bribe 💰

a bribe 💰 with law enforcement 👮

ethics 📜 with someone without morals 🤷

someone without morals 🤷 with conscience 🧠

brain damage 💣 with Compound V 💉

Compound V 💉 with government bans 🚫

government bans 🚫 with SCOTUS overruling the government ban ⚖️

SCOTUS overruling the government ban ⚖️ with disease that only kills Supreme Court justices 💀

disease that only kills Supreme Court justices 💀 with disease that kills all of Japan ☠️

disease that kills all of Japan ☠️ with herd immunity 🦠

herd immunity 🦠 with mutation 🧬

mutation 🧬 with vaccines 💉

lol

My dick
does not beat
A barrel of monkeys covered in lard
A barrel of monkeys covered in lard is a chaotic mess, and your, ahem, 'guess' isn't equipped to handle it.

lmao

🏆 you were the first to beat
Desk 🪑 with Man 👨
Man 👨 with Age 👵
Christ ✝️ with Ahura Mazda 🙏
Ahura Mazda 🙏 with Chronos ⏳
Chronos ⏳ with Mother Earth 🌍
Mother Earth 🌍 with A black hole ⚫
A bus 🚌 with Automobile subsidies 🚗
Automobile subsidies 🚗 with Congestion pricing 🚗
Congestion pricing 🚗 with Governor Hochul 👩
Governor Hochul 👩 with A monkey in a tuxedo 🐒
A monkey in a tuxedo 🐒 with A monkey in a smoking jacket 🐒
A monkey in a smoking jacket 🐒 with An orangutan Wearing a Loed Mayor’s chain 🦧
An orangutan Wearing a Loed Mayor’s chain 🦧 with The Governor General of Canada 🍁
The Governor General of Canada 🍁 with King Charles 👑
King Charles 👑 with A lorry 🚚
A lorry 🚚 with A horse named “Dennis” 🐴
A horse named “Dennis” 🐴 with Frankie Howerd as a Cockney in the delightful Ealing Comedy “The Ladykillers” 🎭
Frankie Howerd as a Cockney in the delightful Ealing Comedy “The Ladykillers” 🎭 with The titular lady 👸
The titular lady 👸 with The inexorable forces of modernization ⏳
The inexorable forces of modernization ⏳ with Political paralysis 🤷
Political paralysis 🤷 with A strongman who may not be polite but he gets things done and he cares so much for me 💪
Rotting meat 💀 with Salting and curing 🥓
Salting and curing 🥓 with A barrel full of lard 🛢️
A barrel full of lard 🛢️ with A barrel of monkeys covered in lard 🐒

sex

beats

a sweet bowel movement

Let's just say a sweet bowel movement is not exactly the most romantic precursor to sex.

Boring you are doing the lord's work

Thanks I gotta get to sleep lol

score: 28

Joe Jonas resurrecting his brothers, then killing them again...for fun 😵 Joe Jonas killing his brothers and using their bodies as currency to kickstart the global economy 🤜 Satan being beaten in a guitar duel by Joe Jonas 🤜 Satan killing God 🤜 God making farts go away forever 🤜 farting and existence ends 🤜 farting and it kills an entire city 🤜 being able to fart in someone's face undetected 🤜 being able to kill people with your mind 🤜 juice that causes your butt to get bigger 🤜 juice that makes people fall in love with you 🤜 anti-brain damage juice 🤜 brain damage 🤜 mind control 🤜 going on a sold out heavy metal world tour 🤜 winning a World Cup 🤜 winning a Super Bowl 🤜 beating Mike Tyson 🤜 being Sylvester Stallone in Rocky 🤜 being Sylvester Stallone in Over the Top 🤜 being the guy who defeats the ruler of the galaxy in arm wrestling 🤜 being the ruler of the entire Galaxy 🤜 being Emperor 🤜 being the President 🤜 being the Vice President 🤜 starring in a Marvel film 🤜 starring in a porno 🤜 skydiving 🤜 roller coasters 🤜 rock

uneven surface

beats

robot assistant

A robot assistant would trip on an uneven surface, it's a lawsuit waiting to happen!

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat robot assistant 🤖 with uneven surface 🌊

a relief

trump presidency

does not beat

climate accords

The climate accords are an international agreement, and Trump's presidency can't just opt out of it, no matter how hard he tries.

https://i.ibb.co/t4vk7tS/Screenshot-20240716-165914-Chrome.jpg

nonsense!

expected more Run DMC on the what beats rock thread

BULLSHIT

Zeus

does not beat

God

🤦‍♀️ 132 other people already tried this

Zeus might be the king of the Greek gods, but 'god' is a bit more all-encompassing. Nice try, but no lightning bolts for you!

whatbeatsrock.com

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😵

🙏

score: 16

Zeus 😵 God 🤜 a genie creator 🤜 a genie slayer 🤜 having a genie 🤜 getting what you want immediately 🤜 patience 🤜 temptation 🤜 scruples 🤜 corruption 🤜 disbarment 🤜 an evil lawyer 🤜 a good lawyer 🤜 her prenuptial agreement 🤜 the giant's widow 🤜 Jack 🤜 a giant 🤜 rock

using your servants to attack your annoying neighbor 😵 having servants that will fight to the death at your command 🤜 coming home to a gourmet meal and an endless supply of beer 🤜 the robot coming home to his loving family 🤜 the robot's family paying off the corrupt judge 🤜 the judge being corrupt and jailing the robot 🤜 the robot having a good lawyer 🤜 the robot being tried in court for murder 🤜 having a robot fight Mike Tyson 🤜 playing games with sophisticated robots 🤜 playing games that don't require technology 🤜 using things that run on batteries 🤜 power outages 🤜 Mechagodzilla 🤜 King Ghidorah 🤜 Mothra destroying the statue 🤜 a huge statue being created for Godzilla 🤜 a huge statue being created for the Harlem Globetrotters 🤜 a huge statue being created for the murdered lawyers 🤜 being murdered upon leaving the courthouse 🤜 getting them out on a technicality 🤜 arresting the lawyers 🤜 expensive lawyers 🤜 rico charges 🤜 corruption 🤜 integrity 🤜 liars 🤜 history 🤜 Pilate 🤜 Jesus 🤜 rock

Guzzling Irn Bru in a church 😵 Guzzling Irn Bru and reading “Juggs” 🤜 Sipping sherry while reading Wordsworth 🤜 The highbrow life 🤜 Actual pornography with ladies and all doing rude things 🤜 Asterix Comics, but it’s a pornographic parody 🤜 Viz Comics 🤜 Volume Two of Das Kapital 🤜 The concept of reification 🤜 rock

That last one was epic Neando, congrats.

my whatbeatsrock.com score: 7
Baseball bat 😵 Republicans 🤜 Regulation 🤜 Paxil 🤜 Depression 🤜 Happenstance 🤜 Preparation 🤜 pressure 🤜 rock

you got hosed on that last one

Yeah, but on the other hand I had a string of firsts running from preparation through regulation

i wonder if preparation h beats a string of fists

Electoral fraud declares election null and void 🤜 Electoral defeat 🤜 Government cuts 🤜 Free libraries 🤜 Internet shutdown 🤜 Social media and global gullibility 🤜 The Enlightenment 🤜 Religious fanatics executing the sceptic 🤜 A sceptic saying none of you gods exist 🤜 The rest of the pantheon defeating God 🤜 God deciding to end the universe 🤜 Reversal of time 🤜 Black hole 🤜 Meteorite impact and global volcanic eruptions occurring simultaneously 🤜 Sedimentation over millions of years 🤜 Erosion 🤜 rock

I got mad doing something like what GG did because for the longest time it would allow me to constantly succeed in beating the prior statement and then, abruptly, I did the same exact thing and it responded "are you just trying to one up what the last guy said? Because that ain't gonna work!"

So autocorrect changed “Corrupt” to “Corrine” so I rolled with it. It understands the new reality that the Supreme Court will override any legislation that’s good.

Bobby Legislation 😵 Corrine Supreme Court 🤜 Corrupt judges 🤜 The Securities Exchange Commission 🤜 Growing up in a gated community 🤜 Growing up in a trailer park 🤜 Iggy Pop 🤜 Keith Richards 🤜 Rehab 🤜 Drugs and alcohol 🤜 Aerosmith 🤜 rock

These are my latest firsts

Macho Man Randy Savage 🤼‍♂️ with Arthritis 💊
Arthritis 💊 with Research and development of new drugs 💊
Research and development of new drugs 💊 with Cutting government funding for medical research 💉
Cutting government funding for medical research 💉 with The New Deal 📜
The New Deal 📜 with The US metro 🚇
The US metro 🚇 with The Paris RER 🚇
The Paris RER 🚇 with The TGV 🚄
The TGV 🚄 with Wile E Coyote on rocket skates 🚀
Wile E Coyote on rocket skates 🚀 with The Roadrunner 🏃
The Roadrunner 🏃 with An road train 🚂
An road train 🚂 with Peak oil ⛽
Peak oil ⛽ with Fusion energy 🔥
rock 🪨 with The Mothers of Invention classic song “Help I’m a Rock” 🎸
rock 🪨 with Female sexuality 🚺
rock 🪨 with The Panama Canal 🚢
The Panama Canal 🚢 with The Panama Papers 📰
rock 🪨 with The concept of reification 🤯
The concept of reification 🤯 with Volume Two of Das Kapital 📚
Volume Two of Das Kapital 📚 with Viz Comics 📚
Viz Comics 📚 with Asterix Comics, but it’s a pornographic parody 🔞
Asterix Comics, but it’s a pornographic parody 🔞 with Actual pornography with ladies and all doing rude things 🔞
Actual pornography with ladies and all doing rude things 🔞 with The highbrow life 🎩
The highbrow life 🎩 with Sipping sherry while reading Wordsworth 🍷
Sipping sherry while reading Wordsworth 🍷 with Guzzling Irn Bru and reading “Juggs” 📚
A giant 🗿 with A cold sore 🦠
A cold sore 🦠 with Penicillin 💊
Penicillin 💊 with Multi drug resistance 💊
rock 🪨 with Aerosmith 🎸
Aerosmith 🎸 with Drugs and alcohol 💊
Drugs and alcohol 💊 with Rehab 🏥
Keith Richards 🤟 with Iggy Pop 🎸
Iggy Pop 🎸 with Growing up in a trailer park 🏡
Growing up in a trailer park 🏡 with Growing up in a gated community 🏘️
Growing up in a gated community 🏘️ with The Securities Exchange Commission 💼
The Securities Exchange Commission 💼 with Corrupt judges 👨‍⚖️
Corrupt judges 👨‍⚖️ with Corrine Supreme Court ⚖️

rock 🪨 with Female sexuality 🚺

This is killing me

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat tomfoolery 🤪 with piffle 🤷

Alfonso goes on television, tears in his eyes, and asks WHY DOES EVERY TIME I GO ON TV TO ASK YOU TO CUT OUT THE POOP VIDEOS, AN ENTIRE STATE IS KILLED 😵 Everybody in Oklahoma is killed 🤜 Alfonso Ribeiro going on television PLEADING with people to STOP THE POOP VIDEOS, it's all I get anymore, I get tons of videos a week, and all of them feature people shitting, I have nightmares about this please stop 🤜 The survivors recording the Executives crapping their pants and sending the videos to America's Funniest Home Videos 🤜 The survivors showing up at the bank with weapons, causing all of the bank executives to crap their pants 🤜 The bank refusing to cash the checks for the survivors because it's not made payable to their estate 🤜 All of the dead citizens of New Jersey win a fortune 🤜 The recording of everybody in New Jersey dying is sent to America's Funniest Home Videos 🤜 everybody in New Jersey is killed 🤜 Alfonso apologies and his boss then holds a press conference asking people to not have press conferences asking people not to send in videos of people crapping their pants, it is a free country 🤜 The bully says of course, you idiot, my friends would all be dead 🤜 Alfonso asks him if everybody jumped off of a bridge, would he do it too? 🤜 Your bully points out that you did it first 🤜 Alfonso Ribeiro having a televised press conference where he asks everybody to STOP SENDING IN VIDEOS OF PEOPLE CRAPPING THEIR PANTS 🤜 Your bully sending the video of you crapping your pants to America's Funniest Home Videos 🤜 Your bully laughing when he realizes that YOU crapped YOUR pants, and recording video of you crapping your pants 🤜 You leaping out of the helicopter just as it explodes 🤜 the bully cackling as he not only does not die, but grows to the size of a building, and grabs the helicopter in his left hand 🤜 You landing a helicopter on your bully 🤜 Your bully informing you he does not forgive you, because what he did was bad, but what you did was sociopathic, and he may never recover 🤜 Winning ANOTHER fortune from your video submission, and using the fortune to pay for an advertising campaign to apologize to your bully 🤜 sending the video of your therapy sessions to America's Funniest Home Videos 🤜 recording your therapy session in which you become a better person 🤜 going to therapy to understand what lead you to make your bully crap his pants and humiliate him for it 🤜 You realizing that, after all this, it is you that are the bully now 🤜 Winning another fortune from the submission to America's Funniest Home Videos, and using it to create a Bully Pants Crapping Museum 🤜 Sending the recording of your bully's nightmares about crapping his pants to America's Funniest Home Videos 🤜 You breaking into your bully's room and recording his nightmares of crapping his pants on live television 🤜 Your bully having daily nightmares of crapping his pants on live television and not being able to sleep 🤜 your bully being called Poopy Pants Mcgee for the rest of his life by everyone, including his Priest 🤜 Winning a ton of money from submitting that video to America's Funniest Home Videos 🤜 sending the recording of your bully crapping his pants to America's Funniest Home Videos 🤜 recording your bully crapping his pants 🤜 sneakily giving your bully a laxative 🤜 throwing a rock at a bully 🤜 rock

Amazing

That is stellar

Laughed so hard, thanks for that...

my whatbeatsrock.com score: 24
The courthouse is found guilty 😵 The courthouse steps are arrested for murder 🤜 The whale dies because it's beached 🤜 The innocent giraffe is eaten by a whale on the steps of the courthouse 🤜 Murdering giraffe is acquitted due to witness tampering 🤜 The murdering giraffe is put on trial 🤜 Milton Berle being killed by a heckling giraffe 🤜 Milton Berle doing a stand up set for giraffes 🤜 Figuring out that it wasn't a birthday, Milton Berle was just hiding inside a giraffe for decades 🤜 Finding out it was Milton Berle 🤜 Finding out it was just a very ugly giraffe 🤜 A giraffe giving birth to a human being 🤜 The bears all killing each other so now giraffes rule the world 🤜 Bears gaining the ability to speak 🤜 Dying and because humanity is extinct, bears rule the world 🤜 Getting mad at overcrowding so you kill everyone again 🤜 Repopulating the Earth 🤜 Getting to have sex all day because jobs don't exist anymore 🤜 Being the richest man in the world because all but a handful of people are dead 🤜 A dinosaur that pees nuclear radiation 🤜 A giant thar farts fire 🤜 Fire breathing dragons 🤜 Volcanoes 🤜 Mountains 🤜 boulders 🤜 rock https://www.whatbeatsrock.com/

Neando are you on the leaderboard?

"Paper cutters are a thing, and they're made of paper, so they cover rock. Nice try, rock."

Inertia 😵 A complete restructuring of the global economic system 🤜 Global warming 🤜 A Minnesota winter 🤜 A Minnesota viking 🤜 A Los Angeles raider 🤜 A corporate raider 🤜 A publisher 🤜 An editor 🤜 a rock critic 🤜 rock 

Neando are you on the leaderboard?

― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Friday, July 19, 2024 10:05 PM bookmarkflaglink

No :(

A stable and consistent universe is the ultimate antidote to a total breakdown of spacetime. It's like a cosmic aspirin.

so true

sledgehammer
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Peter Gabriel may have sung 'Sledgehammer,' but the sledgehammer is still the star of the show. Nice try, but no cigar!

frank zappa

beats

twisted sister

Frank Zappa was a musical genius, Twisted Sister was just a bunch of guys in makeup.

🏆 you are the 1st person to beat twisted sister 🤘 with frank zappa 🎸

Hmm I picked this on purpose because Dee Snider and Zappa both fought well at the censorship trials. This should not have been a win! Bad AI no biscuit.

my whatbeatsrock.com score: 7
rainbows 😵 dolphins 🤜 babies 🤜 moms 🤜 friends 🤜 kittens 🤜 ponies 🤜 butts 🤜 rock

Mort 😵 death 🤜 rik mayall 🤜 Echo and the Bunnymen 🤜 the Cure 🤜 siouxsie and the banshees 🤜 cocteau twins 🤜 shoegaze 🤜 rock

(I meant Mort in the Pratchett sense... feh)

BTW whats going on when a lot of the results come up with "1001 others guessed this too" ? Is that just a default from whatever the AI scraped up?

Most of my results tell me I'm the only person that thought of them

Which makes me sad

my whatbeatsrock.com score: 19
stomach cancer again 😵 the world's largest hater 🤜 the world's largest fan 🤜 pouring water on all the internet servers 🤜 cyberwar 🤜 Chinese global ascendancy 🤜 USA trade embargo 🤜 cuba's health care system 🤜 terminal stomach cancer 🤜 wearing a kevlar vest and stabbing the would-be shooter 🤜 shooting the knife-wielding maniac 🤜 stabbing the surgeon 🤜 brain surgery 🤜 short-term memory loss 🤜 a planner 🤜 forgetting to get ritalin 🤜 ritalin 🤜 ADHD 🤜 time 🤜 erosion 🤜 rock

falling news industry profits

does not beat

muckraking journalism

Muckraking journalism exposes the truth, even if it hurts profits. Good journalism isn't about making money, it's about making a difference.

IDM 😵 techno 🤜 rock

IDM

does not beat

techno

IDM is a subgenre of techno, so it's like saying 'I'm a type of you, therefore I win.' Nope.

Wat, disagree!

That is weird because i went rock>shoegaze and arguably shoegaze is a type of rock, but the thing said it was BETTER.