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― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:12 (one year ago)
Can’t Dance Vance
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:17 (one year ago)
Mamaw's Boy
― scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:19 (one year ago)
The Beard Ride No One Would Take
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:20 (one year ago)
bring to mind that line from Black Books about "a beard with an idiot hanging from it"
― omar little, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:22 (one year ago)
Ohio Player
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:23 (one year ago)
The Cincinnati (suburb) Kid
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:27 (one year ago)
https://i.redd.it/pga262gbr9741.jpg
― omar little, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:49 (one year ago)
The Legend of Carpetbagger Vance
― scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:51 (one year ago)
JV Dance
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:54 (one year ago)
Dew Shbag
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:01 (one year ago)
The Applelatchkey Kid
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:02 (one year ago)
DJ Senator JD Lance Vance
― calstars, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:03 (one year ago)
VJ Dance, featured at your local Rainbow Lounge every Friday night
hat tip to stevie d for that one
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:06 (one year ago)
Thiel’s Toy
― Only Built 4 Cuban/Rock '24 (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:08 (one year ago)
Bigot Smalls
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:09 (one year ago)
as i mentioned on the other thread, he has had THREE government names:
James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman; August 2, 1984). James Donald Bowman was born on August 2, 1984, in Middletown, Ohio, to Beverly Carol (née Vance; born 1961) and Donald Ray Bowman (1959–2023). His parents divorced when he was a toddler. Shortly afterward, Bowman was adopted by his mother's third husband, Bob Hamel, and had his name changed to James David Hamel.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:13 (one year ago)
all good assassin names!
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:14 (one year ago)
VD Chance
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:18 (one year ago)
Skeevy J Con
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:23 (one year ago)
Vance in your pants
― Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:34 (one year ago)
I've seen him referred to as Nazi Teddy Ruxpin.
― visiting, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:36 (one year ago)
Suburb Dew
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:43 (one year ago)
DJ Bad Terminator
― master of the pan (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:53 (one year ago)
Vajajay Dance
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 01:36 (one year ago)
Vance Vance Peed in his Pants
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 01:49 (one year ago)
RichKid VD The Jaybricator
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 02:29 (one year ago)
van jones on cnn just called him Quayle from Yale.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 02:45 (one year ago)
My Little Jabrony
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 03:18 (one year ago)
gameboy vance
― master of the pan (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 03:26 (one year ago)
My occasional dyslexia resulted in my referring to him as VD Jance, but I like J. Danforth Vance as a nod to his fellow Ohio River-area lightweight
― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 04:02 (one year ago)
DP Vance
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 11:45 (one year ago)
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1344902953i/2414039.jpg
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 11:50 (one year ago)
Just Dew-it Vance
― Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 12:05 (one year ago)
wow, Servant of the Wank is kinda perfect for him.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 12:48 (one year ago)
my favorite Deicide album
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 13:04 (one year ago)
https://i.imgur.com/lJo1Apx.gif
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 14:10 (one year ago)
hold it this is even better
https://i.imgur.com/3Gxmfgl.png
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:12 (one year ago)
Vance looks like the most successful Chapo host
― Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:14 (one year ago)
J. Diva
― jmm, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:12 (one year ago)
Ol' 64-Pack Vance
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:23 (one year ago)
Junior Varsity Vibes
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:37 (one year ago)
Pence Noosebeard
― BrianB, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:19 (one year ago)
Neckbeard Crabs
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:27 (one year ago)
it really is crazy to me that we've reached a point in U.S. history where the GOP nominee is Donald Trump, who was already president once, and the best VP pick he can come up with is a guy who openly admitted to having sex with furniture.
― omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:32 (one year ago)
That’s a long name. Maybe you thought this was the politics thread ?
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:49 (one year ago)
No whenever one meets him that's how he should be referred to, that's his name
― omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:50 (one year ago)
lol ok!
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 23:23 (one year ago)
he looks like if Haley Joel Osmond wore eyeliner
― brimstead, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:07 (one year ago)
Bowman-Hamel Overdrive
― budo jeru, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:30 (one year ago)
JD Vance is booed before he speaks in front of a firefighters union in Boston."Sounds like we got some fans and some haters. That's okay." pic.twitter.com/IOsfr8oWWJ— The Recount (@therecount) August 29, 2024
His Tim Heidecker impression is getting better
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:23 (eleven months ago)
love a public booing
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:25 (eleven months ago)
Boston firefighters? yeah, that's enemy territory
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:27 (eleven months ago)
Is it? (genuine question)
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:53 (eleven months ago)
they did not boo tim walz yesterday. far from it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQPwjkiKJM0
― scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:00 (eleven months ago)
he even threw out a "go twins" at the end and they didn't boo!
― scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:01 (eleven months ago)
Haha, the hits keep coming.
All of Alexandria, VA rooting for Trump to lose (he'll lose the city anyway) because Vance lives near a park beloved by kids and dogs, and as of this week the Secret Service shut it down— Justin Sherin (@wychstreet) August 29, 2024
― bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:08 (eleven months ago)
JD lives in a neighborhood that is very liberal, farm-to-table, bean-to-bar type area with lots of affluent young liberals with kids. He must be petrified by all the dads-carrying-babies and young brunch crowd.
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:25 (eleven months ago)
Huh. I always thought the firefighter unions were just slightly less right wing police unions.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:36 (eleven months ago)
boston is a special place
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:38 (eleven months ago)
reading about this boar's head facility made me think of trump, vance, AND kennedy.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bugs-mold-mildew-inspection-boars-head-plant-listeria/
"The employee wiped a third time, and the leaks returned within 10 seconds," inspectors wrote after one condensation issue was raised on July 27, near fans that looked to be blowing the liquid onto uncovered deli meats.
In February, an inspector found "ample amounts of blood in puddles on the floor" and a "rancid smell" throughout a cooler used at the plant.
A number of records also flag sightings of insects in and around deli meats at the plant, including one instance that prompted the agency to tag more than 980 pounds of ham in a smokehouse hallway to be "retained" for an investigation.
In June, another record flagged concerns over flies going in and out of "vats of pickle" left by Boar's Head in a room.
"Small flying gnat like insects were observed crawling on the walls and flying around the room. The rooms walls had heavy meat buildup," they wrote.
Other parts of the facility were also found to have bugs, including what looked to be "ants traveling down the wall," as well as a beetle and a cockroach.
― scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 20:56 (eleven months ago)
they are human listeria. or human rancid deli meats. one or the other. or maybe both.
and meanwhile dietz and watson is totally taking advantage of gross boar's head with a million ads on t.v. about how normal and homespun and safe they are. they are the harris/walz of high sodium meat.
― scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 21:43 (eleven months ago)
https://i.imgur.com/K8ihbm6.png
― omar little, Friday, 30 August 2024 22:43 (eleven months ago)
Good to see Augustus Gloop found his way out of that pipe.— Matthew Gracie (@InfosecGoon) August 31, 2024
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 31 August 2024 18:48 (eleven months ago)
good at all the normal things
When J.D. Met MarcySenator Vance and Rep. Kaptur both showed up to the picket line at the Toledo Assembly Complex this morning. pic.twitter.com/dc7xS0vMAq— 13 Action News (@13abc) October 6, 2023
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 03:42 (eleven months ago)
did she snub his attempted fist bump? he seems v eager to be done talking with marcy.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 12:34 (eleven months ago)
No she reached out to bump fists and he grabbed her fist for a handshake. When he realized he fucked up he put his fist out for a bump and she was already done with him.
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 13:58 (eleven months ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWh-h8ja8AAzBMz?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 14:24 (eleven months ago)
Haaa what a choad. And to go somewhere dressed like that too jfc
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:24 (eleven months ago)
You’re not going to the mall bro
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:25 (eleven months ago)
youre going to the assembly complex
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:32 (eleven months ago)
Major Doraemon energy with the failed bump there
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ea/d2/39/ead239ea4179141300921aa8e9662bfa.jpg
― the deep cut is the firstest (Matt #2), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:38 (eleven months ago)
this guy is an interesting case study https://amp.tmz.com/2024/09/07/jd-vance-swimming-shirt-la-jolla-hotel
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 September 2024 19:52 (eleven months ago)
how dare u compare the beloved doraemon to that weirdo matt
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 8 September 2024 20:27 (eleven months ago)
JD Vance and Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/h7pV2U87rI— Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog) September 9, 2024
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2024 14:09 (eleven months ago)
Trumpkin Spice
― Blitz Primary (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 13 October 2024 04:05 (ten months ago)
mini golf
― BrianB, Thursday, 31 October 2024 20:39 (nine months ago)
Ol' Putt-Putt
― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 31 October 2024 20:39 (nine months ago)
Bogey-on-the-little-lighthouse-hole
― calstars, Thursday, 31 October 2024 22:09 (nine months ago)
Seems possible idk
AP is trying to suppress us, stop us from sharing the truth pic.twitter.com/W8ThyIzEhU— Spookie 👻 Winehouse (@SookieWinehouse) October 31, 2024
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 1 November 2024 02:24 (nine months ago)
https://i.imgur.com/f0FswcZ.gif
― Evan, Wednesday, 12 March 2025 15:52 (five months ago)
not gonna lie all this shit is hilarious, it's made Facebook good again
― frogbs, Thursday, 13 March 2025 03:14 (five months ago)
turning out to be a master at foreign policy i see
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 April 2025 20:00 (four months ago)
Never seen someone have to try so hard at assholing
― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 9 April 2025 20:05 (four months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwOa4m0WRps
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, 14 April 2025 21:05 (three months ago)
VP Eddie Deezen in Laserblast mfer
― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 April 2025 00:14 (three months ago)
Jagoff Dipshit Vance
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 23 June 2025 23:12 (one month ago)
remember when the worst thing he did was fuck a couch?
― adamt (abanana), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 13:31 (one month ago)
The right couch, in certain lighting, can be quite alluring tbf
― zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 16:09 (one month ago)
He wrote the book before we knew about the couch so that would have been his worst imo
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:29 (one month ago)
baldy
― sleeve, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:41 (one month ago)
I’m still galled he had the nerve to run for senate. Such a craven move.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:44 (one month ago)
I think his eyeliner is the only thing I actually like about him.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:45 (one month ago)
J. Deborah Vance
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:51 (one month ago)
i didn't even recognize him in that norwegian kid's bald photo meme
apparently the feds are even more Online than i am
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:54 (one month ago)
lol JD Vance memes are everywhere now, I think he's the first guy to become a universal meme in the AI era, so yeah a lot of the images don't really look like him
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 22:00 (one month ago)
He doesn’t even look like himself tbf
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 25 June 2025 01:53 (one month ago)
apparently the image of bald JD Vance is all over European media right now because of this, lmao
― frogbs, Wednesday, 25 June 2025 15:08 (one month ago)
Streisand in full effect mode
― zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 June 2025 15:16 (one month ago)