give JD Vance a new stage name

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Hillbilly Eulogy
Yuppie Kentucky
Creep Veep

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:12 (one year ago)

Can’t Dance Vance

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:17 (one year ago)

Mamaw's Boy

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:19 (one year ago)

The Beard Ride No One Would Take

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:20 (one year ago)

bring to mind that line from Black Books about "a beard with an idiot hanging from it"

omar little, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:22 (one year ago)

Ohio Player

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:23 (one year ago)

The Cincinnati (suburb) Kid

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:27 (one year ago)

https://i.redd.it/pga262gbr9741.jpg

omar little, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:49 (one year ago)

The Legend of Carpetbagger Vance

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:51 (one year ago)

JV Dance

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:54 (one year ago)

Dew Shbag

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:01 (one year ago)

The Applelatchkey Kid

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:02 (one year ago)

DJ Senator JD Lance Vance

calstars, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:03 (one year ago)

VJ Dance, featured at your local Rainbow Lounge every Friday night

hat tip to stevie d for that one

he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:06 (one year ago)

Thiel’s Toy

Only Built 4 Cuban/Rock '24 (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:08 (one year ago)

Bigot Smalls

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:09 (one year ago)

as i mentioned on the other thread, he has had THREE government names:

James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman; August 2, 1984). James Donald Bowman was born on August 2, 1984, in Middletown, Ohio, to Beverly Carol (née Vance; born 1961) and Donald Ray Bowman (1959–2023). His parents divorced when he was a toddler. Shortly afterward, Bowman was adopted by his mother's third husband, Bob Hamel, and had his name changed to James David Hamel.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:13 (one year ago)

all good assassin names!

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:14 (one year ago)

VD Chance

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:18 (one year ago)

Skeevy J Con

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:23 (one year ago)

Vance in your pants

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:34 (one year ago)

I've seen him referred to as Nazi Teddy Ruxpin.

visiting, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:36 (one year ago)

Suburb Dew

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:43 (one year ago)

DJ Bad Terminator

master of the pan (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:53 (one year ago)

Vajajay Dance

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 01:36 (one year ago)

Vance Vance Peed in his Pants

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 01:49 (one year ago)

RichKid VD The Jaybricator

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 02:29 (one year ago)

van jones on cnn just called him Quayle from Yale.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 02:45 (one year ago)

My Little Jabrony

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 03:18 (one year ago)

gameboy vance

master of the pan (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 03:26 (one year ago)

My occasional dyslexia resulted in my referring to him as VD Jance, but I like J. Danforth Vance as a nod to his fellow Ohio River-area lightweight

Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 04:02 (one year ago)

DP Vance

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 11:45 (one year ago)

Just Dew-it Vance

Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 12:05 (one year ago)

wow, Servant of the Wank is kinda perfect for him.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 12:48 (one year ago)

my favorite Deicide album

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 13:04 (one year ago)

https://i.imgur.com/lJo1Apx.gif

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 14:10 (one year ago)

hold it this is even better

https://i.imgur.com/3Gxmfgl.png

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:12 (one year ago)

Vance looks like the most successful Chapo host

Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:14 (one year ago)

J. Diva

jmm, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:12 (one year ago)

Ol' 64-Pack Vance

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:23 (one year ago)

Junior Varsity Vibes

calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:37 (one year ago)

Pence Noosebeard

BrianB, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:19 (one year ago)

Neckbeard Crabs

calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:27 (one year ago)

it really is crazy to me that we've reached a point in U.S. history where the GOP nominee is Donald Trump, who was already president once, and the best VP pick he can come up with is a guy who openly admitted to having sex with furniture.

omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:32 (one year ago)

That’s a long name. Maybe you thought this was the politics thread ?

calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:49 (one year ago)

No whenever one meets him that's how he should be referred to, that's his name

omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:50 (one year ago)

lol ok!

calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 23:23 (one year ago)

he looks like if Haley Joel Osmond wore eyeliner

brimstead, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:07 (one year ago)

Bowman-Hamel Overdrive

budo jeru, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:30 (one year ago)

JD Vance is booed before he speaks in front of a firefighters union in Boston.

"Sounds like we got some fans and some haters. That's okay." pic.twitter.com/IOsfr8oWWJ

— The Recount (@therecount) August 29, 2024

His Tim Heidecker impression is getting better

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:23 (eleven months ago)

love a public booing

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:25 (eleven months ago)

Boston firefighters? yeah, that's enemy territory

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:27 (eleven months ago)

Is it? (genuine question)

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:53 (eleven months ago)

they did not boo tim walz yesterday. far from it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQPwjkiKJM0

scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:00 (eleven months ago)

he even threw out a "go twins" at the end and they didn't boo!

scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:01 (eleven months ago)

Haha, the hits keep coming.

All of Alexandria, VA rooting for Trump to lose (he'll lose the city anyway) because Vance lives near a park beloved by kids and dogs, and as of this week the Secret Service shut it down

— Justin Sherin (@wychstreet) August 29, 2024

bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:08 (eleven months ago)

JD lives in a neighborhood that is very liberal, farm-to-table, bean-to-bar type area with lots of affluent young liberals with kids. He must be petrified by all the dads-carrying-babies and young brunch crowd.

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:25 (eleven months ago)

they did not boo tim walz yesterday. far from it.

Huh. I always thought the firefighter unions were just slightly less right wing police unions.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:36 (eleven months ago)

boston is a special place

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:38 (eleven months ago)

reading about this boar's head facility made me think of trump, vance, AND kennedy.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bugs-mold-mildew-inspection-boars-head-plant-listeria/

"The employee wiped a third time, and the leaks returned within 10 seconds," inspectors wrote after one condensation issue was raised on July 27, near fans that looked to be blowing the liquid onto uncovered deli meats.

In February, an inspector found "ample amounts of blood in puddles on the floor" and a "rancid smell" throughout a cooler used at the plant.

A number of records also flag sightings of insects in and around deli meats at the plant, including one instance that prompted the agency to tag more than 980 pounds of ham in a smokehouse hallway to be "retained" for an investigation.

In June, another record flagged concerns over flies going in and out of "vats of pickle" left by Boar's Head in a room.

"Small flying gnat like insects were observed crawling on the walls and flying around the room. The rooms walls had heavy meat buildup," they wrote.

Other parts of the facility were also found to have bugs, including what looked to be "ants traveling down the wall," as well as a beetle and a cockroach.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 20:56 (eleven months ago)

they are human listeria. or human rancid deli meats. one or the other. or maybe both.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 20:56 (eleven months ago)

and meanwhile dietz and watson is totally taking advantage of gross boar's head with a million ads on t.v. about how normal and homespun and safe they are. they are the harris/walz of high sodium meat.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2024 21:43 (eleven months ago)

https://i.imgur.com/K8ihbm6.png

omar little, Friday, 30 August 2024 22:43 (eleven months ago)

Good to see Augustus Gloop found his way out of that pipe.

— Matthew Gracie (@InfosecGoon) August 31, 2024

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 31 August 2024 18:48 (eleven months ago)

good at all the normal things

When J.D. Met Marcy

Senator Vance and Rep. Kaptur both showed up to the picket line at the Toledo Assembly Complex this morning. pic.twitter.com/dc7xS0vMAq

— 13 Action News (@13abc) October 6, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 03:42 (eleven months ago)

did she snub his attempted fist bump? he seems v eager to be done talking with marcy.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 12:34 (eleven months ago)

No she reached out to bump fists and he grabbed her fist for a handshake. When he realized he fucked up he put his fist out for a bump and she was already done with him.

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 13:58 (eleven months ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWh-h8ja8AAzBMz?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 14:24 (eleven months ago)

Haaa what a choad. And to go somewhere dressed like that too jfc

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:24 (eleven months ago)

You’re not going to the mall bro

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:25 (eleven months ago)

youre going to the assembly complex

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:32 (eleven months ago)

Major Doraemon energy with the failed bump there

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ea/d2/39/ead239ea4179141300921aa8e9662bfa.jpg

the deep cut is the firstest (Matt #2), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:38 (eleven months ago)

this guy is an interesting case study https://amp.tmz.com/2024/09/07/jd-vance-swimming-shirt-la-jolla-hotel

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 September 2024 19:52 (eleven months ago)

how dare u compare the beloved doraemon to that weirdo matt

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 8 September 2024 20:27 (eleven months ago)

JD Vance and Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/h7pV2U87rI

— Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog) September 9, 2024

lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2024 14:09 (eleven months ago)

one month passes...

Trumpkin Spice

Blitz Primary (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 13 October 2024 04:05 (ten months ago)

two weeks pass...

mini golf

BrianB, Thursday, 31 October 2024 20:39 (nine months ago)

Ol' Putt-Putt

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 31 October 2024 20:39 (nine months ago)

Bogey-on-the-little-lighthouse-hole

calstars, Thursday, 31 October 2024 22:09 (nine months ago)

Seems possible idk

AP is trying to suppress us, stop us from sharing the truth pic.twitter.com/W8ThyIzEhU

— Spookie 👻 Winehouse (@SookieWinehouse) October 31, 2024

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 1 November 2024 02:24 (nine months ago)

four months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/f0FswcZ.gif

Evan, Wednesday, 12 March 2025 15:52 (five months ago)

not gonna lie all this shit is hilarious, it's made Facebook good again

frogbs, Thursday, 13 March 2025 03:14 (five months ago)

three weeks pass...

turning out to be a master at foreign policy i see

budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 April 2025 20:00 (four months ago)

Never seen someone have to try so hard at assholing

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 9 April 2025 20:05 (four months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwOa4m0WRps

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, 14 April 2025 21:05 (three months ago)

VP Eddie Deezen in Laserblast mfer

Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 April 2025 00:14 (three months ago)

two months pass...

Jagoff Dipshit Vance

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 23 June 2025 23:12 (one month ago)

remember when the worst thing he did was fuck a couch?

adamt (abanana), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 13:31 (one month ago)

The right couch, in certain lighting, can be quite alluring tbf

zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 16:09 (one month ago)

He wrote the book before we knew about the couch so that would have been his worst imo

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:29 (one month ago)

baldy

sleeve, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:41 (one month ago)

I’m still galled he had the nerve to run for senate. Such a craven move.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:44 (one month ago)

I think his eyeliner is the only thing I actually like about him.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:45 (one month ago)

J. Deborah Vance

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:51 (one month ago)

i didn't even recognize him in that norwegian kid's bald photo meme

apparently the feds are even more Online than i am

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:54 (one month ago)

lol JD Vance memes are everywhere now, I think he's the first guy to become a universal meme in the AI era, so yeah a lot of the images don't really look like him

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 22:00 (one month ago)

He doesn’t even look like himself tbf

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 25 June 2025 01:53 (one month ago)

apparently the image of bald JD Vance is all over European media right now because of this, lmao

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 June 2025 15:08 (one month ago)

Streisand in full effect mode

zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 June 2025 15:16 (one month ago)


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