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― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:12 (one year ago)
Can’t Dance Vance
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:17 (one year ago)
Mamaw's Boy
― scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:19 (one year ago)
The Beard Ride No One Would Take
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:20 (one year ago)
bring to mind that line from Black Books about "a beard with an idiot hanging from it"
― omar little, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:22 (one year ago)
Ohio Player
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:23 (one year ago)
The Cincinnati (suburb) Kid
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:27 (one year ago)
https://i.redd.it/pga262gbr9741.jpg
― omar little, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:49 (one year ago)
The Legend of Carpetbagger Vance
― scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:51 (one year ago)
JV Dance
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:54 (one year ago)
Dew Shbag
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:01 (one year ago)
The Applelatchkey Kid
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:02 (one year ago)
DJ Senator JD Lance Vance
― calstars, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:03 (one year ago)
VJ Dance, featured at your local Rainbow Lounge every Friday night
hat tip to stevie d for that one
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:06 (one year ago)
Thiel’s Toy
― Only Built 4 Cuban/Rock '24 (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:08 (one year ago)
Bigot Smalls
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:09 (one year ago)
as i mentioned on the other thread, he has had THREE government names:
James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman; August 2, 1984). James Donald Bowman was born on August 2, 1984, in Middletown, Ohio, to Beverly Carol (née Vance; born 1961) and Donald Ray Bowman (1959–2023). His parents divorced when he was a toddler. Shortly afterward, Bowman was adopted by his mother's third husband, Bob Hamel, and had his name changed to James David Hamel.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:13 (one year ago)
all good assassin names!
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:14 (one year ago)
VD Chance
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:18 (one year ago)
Skeevy J Con
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:23 (one year ago)
Vance in your pants
― Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:34 (one year ago)
I've seen him referred to as Nazi Teddy Ruxpin.
― visiting, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:36 (one year ago)
Suburb Dew
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:43 (one year ago)
DJ Bad Terminator
― master of the pan (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:53 (one year ago)
Vajajay Dance
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 01:36 (one year ago)
Vance Vance Peed in his Pants
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 01:49 (one year ago)
RichKid VD The Jaybricator
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 02:29 (one year ago)
van jones on cnn just called him Quayle from Yale.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 02:45 (one year ago)
My Little Jabrony
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 03:18 (one year ago)
gameboy vance
― master of the pan (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 03:26 (one year ago)
My occasional dyslexia resulted in my referring to him as VD Jance, but I like J. Danforth Vance as a nod to his fellow Ohio River-area lightweight
― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 04:02 (one year ago)
DP Vance
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 11:45 (one year ago)
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1344902953i/2414039.jpg
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 11:50 (one year ago)
Just Dew-it Vance
― Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 12:05 (one year ago)
wow, Servant of the Wank is kinda perfect for him.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 12:48 (one year ago)
my favorite Deicide album
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 13:04 (one year ago)
https://i.imgur.com/lJo1Apx.gif
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 14:10 (one year ago)
hold it this is even better
https://i.imgur.com/3Gxmfgl.png
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:12 (one year ago)
Vance looks like the most successful Chapo host
― Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:14 (one year ago)
J. Diva
― jmm, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:12 (one year ago)
Ol' 64-Pack Vance
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:23 (one year ago)
Junior Varsity Vibes
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:37 (one year ago)
Pence Noosebeard
― BrianB, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:19 (one year ago)
Neckbeard Crabs
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:27 (one year ago)
it really is crazy to me that we've reached a point in U.S. history where the GOP nominee is Donald Trump, who was already president once, and the best VP pick he can come up with is a guy who openly admitted to having sex with furniture.
― omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:32 (one year ago)
That’s a long name. Maybe you thought this was the politics thread ?
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:49 (one year ago)
No whenever one meets him that's how he should be referred to, that's his name
― omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:50 (one year ago)
lol ok!
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 23:23 (one year ago)
he looks like if Haley Joel Osmond wore eyeliner
― brimstead, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:07 (one year ago)
Bowman-Hamel Overdrive
― budo jeru, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:30 (one year ago)
Seems possible idk
AP is trying to suppress us, stop us from sharing the truth pic.twitter.com/W8ThyIzEhU— Spookie 👻 Winehouse (@SookieWinehouse) October 31, 2024
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 1 November 2024 02:24 (one year ago)
https://i.imgur.com/f0FswcZ.gif
― Evan, Wednesday, 12 March 2025 15:52 (nine months ago)
not gonna lie all this shit is hilarious, it's made Facebook good again
― frogbs, Thursday, 13 March 2025 03:14 (nine months ago)
turning out to be a master at foreign policy i see
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 April 2025 20:00 (nine months ago)
Never seen someone have to try so hard at assholing
― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 9 April 2025 20:05 (nine months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwOa4m0WRps
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, 14 April 2025 21:05 (eight months ago)
VP Eddie Deezen in Laserblast mfer
― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 April 2025 00:14 (eight months ago)
Jagoff Dipshit Vance
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 23 June 2025 23:12 (six months ago)
remember when the worst thing he did was fuck a couch?
― adamt (abanana), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 13:31 (six months ago)
The right couch, in certain lighting, can be quite alluring tbf
― zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 16:09 (six months ago)
He wrote the book before we knew about the couch so that would have been his worst imo
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:29 (six months ago)
baldy
― sleeve, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:41 (six months ago)
I’m still galled he had the nerve to run for senate. Such a craven move.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:44 (six months ago)
I think his eyeliner is the only thing I actually like about him.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:45 (six months ago)
J. Deborah Vance
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:51 (six months ago)
i didn't even recognize him in that norwegian kid's bald photo meme
apparently the feds are even more Online than i am
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:54 (six months ago)
lol JD Vance memes are everywhere now, I think he's the first guy to become a universal meme in the AI era, so yeah a lot of the images don't really look like him
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 22:00 (six months ago)
He doesn’t even look like himself tbf
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 25 June 2025 01:53 (six months ago)
apparently the image of bald JD Vance is all over European media right now because of this, lmao
― frogbs, Wednesday, 25 June 2025 15:08 (six months ago)
Streisand in full effect mode
― zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 June 2025 15:16 (six months ago)
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:oqr5mp25r7z3vfr3igeerxbw/bafkreihpddjqrblw5whe52lccu3me5xh3zlmqprq76vl2k6ojba4zvv4ya@jpeg
― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 21 November 2025 20:05 (one month ago)
The colonel's secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 21 November 2025 20:32 (one month ago)
he's not wearing an undershirt, is he? That naughty scamp!
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 21 November 2025 20:35 (one month ago)
I had a boss once who would wear white button down shirts without T-shirts and you could tell he was very hairy.
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 21 November 2025 20:36 (one month ago)
Prancy Pants
― challopvious (sleeve), Friday, 21 November 2025 21:06 (one month ago)
I thought the same thing about an undershirt. That’s more JD than I need to see.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 21 November 2025 22:53 (one month ago)
South Park bodied JD in a way I never imagined
― Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 November 2025 22:55 (one month ago)
maybe he has hot flashes
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 21 November 2025 22:59 (one month ago)
Plenty of reasonable people have hot flashes. JD Vance is not one of them.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 21 November 2025 23:14 (one month ago)
The other day I said I felt bad for Usha Vance and my mom yelled at me and said she was 100% complicit in the regime.
― treeship 2, Friday, 21 November 2025 23:33 (one month ago)
Lol your mom sounds awesome
― Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 November 2025 23:54 (one month ago)
Shady Vance.
Anyone do that one?
― treeship 2, Friday, 21 November 2025 23:59 (one month ago)
I said I felt bad for Usha Vance
I kinda do when he says he wishes she found Christ.. I'd be like "bro, my god is blue and has an elephant head fucker, not some hippie in sandals!"
Also look who she has to wake up next to in the morning
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:01 (one month ago)
Seen without her ring on, the tabloids say.
― the way out of (Eazy), Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:03 (one month ago)
When she married him he was neither a Trump supporter nor a Thiel acolyte. He also wasn’t Catholic yet — and he didn’t convert to normie Catholicism, he was influenced by Thiel and other Silicon Valley zealots.
I don’t know. She is probably an opportunist but I don’t know enough about her to say she is a ghoul like her husband.
― treeship 2, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:04 (one month ago)
I have to assume she’s lost most of her old friends over JD.
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:05 (one month ago)
And she just looks depressed in recent photos, kind of hunched and sad.
I think the idea of being a person of color married to a white supremacist — or at the very least a political ally of white supremacists, and that is what the Trump regime is, that is what Thiel’s silicon valley allies are. It seems horrible.
― treeship 2, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:06 (one month ago)
From what I've heard of their time in San Francisco, she was all into the community garden and shit
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:06 (one month ago)
Is that some weird sick thing or just what it sounds like?
― treeship 2, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:07 (one month ago)
lol no literally she would volunteer at some neighborhood garden near Bernal Heights... I think she would've been perfectly happy to be a somewhat wealthy San Francisco lib mom, making royalties off his stupid book & movie
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:09 (one month ago)
That is my impression too, yeah. But instead she is part of the freak show.
― treeship 2, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:10 (one month ago)
K I like her better now
Photos show Usha, 39, getting off a plane with her left hand in full view – and the wedding band nowhere to be seen.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:13 (one month ago)
Guess who's VanceVance again
― Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:30 (one month ago)
well he steals her eyeliner
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:32 (one month ago)
Tell a friend
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:39 (one month ago)
Brain dead like Jim Brady
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:40 (one month ago)
So JD is available, “raises eyebrow”?
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 22 November 2025 02:03 (one month ago)
Get in line behind Erika Kirk and a couch
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Saturday, 22 November 2025 03:01 (one month ago)
this erika kirk sitch could be real
― lag∞n, Saturday, 22 November 2025 03:03 (one month ago)
There are no ceilings, floors, or guardrails anymore, but still: a Kirk-Vance union is sus as all hell.
― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 November 2025 03:25 (one month ago)