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give JD Vance a new stage name

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Hillbilly Eulogy
Yuppie Kentucky
Creep Veep

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:12 (two years ago)

Can’t Dance Vance

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:17 (two years ago)

Mamaw's Boy

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:19 (two years ago)

The Beard Ride No One Would Take

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:20 (two years ago)

bring to mind that line from Black Books about "a beard with an idiot hanging from it"

omar little, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:22 (two years ago)

Ohio Player

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:23 (two years ago)

The Cincinnati (suburb) Kid

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:27 (two years ago)

https://i.redd.it/pga262gbr9741.jpg

omar little, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:49 (two years ago)

The Legend of Carpetbagger Vance

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2024 23:51 (two years ago)

JV Dance

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 22 July 2024 23:54 (two years ago)

Dew Shbag

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:01 (two years ago)

The Applelatchkey Kid

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:02 (two years ago)

DJ Senator JD Lance Vance

calstars, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:03 (two years ago)

VJ Dance, featured at your local Rainbow Lounge every Friday night

hat tip to stevie d for that one

he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:06 (two years ago)

Thiel’s Toy

Only Built 4 Cuban/Rock '24 (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:08 (two years ago)

Bigot Smalls

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:09 (two years ago)

as i mentioned on the other thread, he has had THREE government names:

James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman; August 2, 1984). James Donald Bowman was born on August 2, 1984, in Middletown, Ohio, to Beverly Carol (née Vance; born 1961) and Donald Ray Bowman (1959–2023). His parents divorced when he was a toddler. Shortly afterward, Bowman was adopted by his mother's third husband, Bob Hamel, and had his name changed to James David Hamel.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:13 (two years ago)

all good assassin names!

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:14 (two years ago)

VD Chance

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:18 (two years ago)

Skeevy J Con

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:23 (two years ago)

Vance in your pants

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:34 (two years ago)

I've seen him referred to as Nazi Teddy Ruxpin.

visiting, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:36 (two years ago)

Suburb Dew

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:43 (two years ago)

DJ Bad Terminator

master of the pan (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 00:53 (two years ago)

Vajajay Dance

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 01:36 (two years ago)

Vance Vance Peed in his Pants

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 01:49 (two years ago)

RichKid VD The Jaybricator

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 02:29 (two years ago)

van jones on cnn just called him Quayle from Yale.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 02:45 (two years ago)

My Little Jabrony

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 03:18 (two years ago)

gameboy vance

master of the pan (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 03:26 (two years ago)

My occasional dyslexia resulted in my referring to him as VD Jance, but I like J. Danforth Vance as a nod to his fellow Ohio River-area lightweight

Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 04:02 (two years ago)

DP Vance

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 11:45 (two years ago)

Just Dew-it Vance

Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 12:05 (two years ago)

wow, Servant of the Wank is kinda perfect for him.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 12:48 (two years ago)

my favorite Deicide album

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 13:04 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/lJo1Apx.gif

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 14:10 (two years ago)

hold it this is even better

https://i.imgur.com/3Gxmfgl.png

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:12 (two years ago)

Vance looks like the most successful Chapo host

Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 19:14 (two years ago)

J. Diva

jmm, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:12 (two years ago)

Ol' 64-Pack Vance

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:23 (two years ago)

Junior Varsity Vibes

calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:37 (two years ago)

Pence Noosebeard

BrianB, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:19 (two years ago)

Neckbeard Crabs

calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:27 (two years ago)

it really is crazy to me that we've reached a point in U.S. history where the GOP nominee is Donald Trump, who was already president once, and the best VP pick he can come up with is a guy who openly admitted to having sex with furniture.

omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:32 (two years ago)

That’s a long name. Maybe you thought this was the politics thread ?

calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:49 (two years ago)

No whenever one meets him that's how he should be referred to, that's his name

omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:50 (two years ago)

lol ok!

calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 23:23 (two years ago)

he looks like if Haley Joel Osmond wore eyeliner

brimstead, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:07 (two years ago)

Bowman-Hamel Overdrive

budo jeru, Thursday, 25 July 2024 01:30 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/f0FswcZ.gif

Evan, Wednesday, 12 March 2025 15:52 (one year ago)

not gonna lie all this shit is hilarious, it's made Facebook good again

frogbs, Thursday, 13 March 2025 03:14 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

turning out to be a master at foreign policy i see

budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 April 2025 20:00 (one year ago)

Never seen someone have to try so hard at assholing

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 9 April 2025 20:05 (one year ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwOa4m0WRps

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, 14 April 2025 21:05 (one year ago)

VP Eddie Deezen in Laserblast mfer

Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 April 2025 00:14 (one year ago)

two months pass...

Jagoff Dipshit Vance

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 23 June 2025 23:12 (one year ago)

remember when the worst thing he did was fuck a couch?

adamt (abanana), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 13:31 (one year ago)

The right couch, in certain lighting, can be quite alluring tbf

zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 16:09 (one year ago)

He wrote the book before we knew about the couch so that would have been his worst imo

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:29 (one year ago)

baldy

sleeve, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:41 (one year ago)

I’m still galled he had the nerve to run for senate. Such a craven move.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:44 (one year ago)

I think his eyeliner is the only thing I actually like about him.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:45 (one year ago)

J. Deborah Vance

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:51 (one year ago)

i didn't even recognize him in that norwegian kid's bald photo meme

apparently the feds are even more Online than i am

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:54 (one year ago)

lol JD Vance memes are everywhere now, I think he's the first guy to become a universal meme in the AI era, so yeah a lot of the images don't really look like him

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 22:00 (one year ago)

He doesn’t even look like himself tbf

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 25 June 2025 01:53 (one year ago)

apparently the image of bald JD Vance is all over European media right now because of this, lmao

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 June 2025 15:08 (one year ago)

Streisand in full effect mode

zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 June 2025 15:16 (one year ago)

four months pass...

The colonel's secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 21 November 2025 20:32 (nine months ago)

he's not wearing an undershirt, is he? That naughty scamp!

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 21 November 2025 20:35 (nine months ago)

I had a boss once who would wear white button down shirts without T-shirts and you could tell he was very hairy.

Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 21 November 2025 20:36 (nine months ago)

Prancy Pants

challopvious (sleeve), Friday, 21 November 2025 21:06 (nine months ago)

I thought the same thing about an undershirt. That’s more JD than I need to see.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 21 November 2025 22:53 (nine months ago)

South Park bodied JD in a way I never imagined

Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 November 2025 22:55 (nine months ago)

maybe he has hot flashes

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 21 November 2025 22:59 (nine months ago)

Plenty of reasonable people have hot flashes. JD Vance is not one of them.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 21 November 2025 23:14 (nine months ago)

The other day I said I felt bad for Usha Vance and my mom yelled at me and said she was 100% complicit in the regime.

treeship 2, Friday, 21 November 2025 23:33 (nine months ago)

Lol your mom sounds awesome

Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 November 2025 23:54 (nine months ago)

Shady Vance.

Anyone do that one?

treeship 2, Friday, 21 November 2025 23:59 (nine months ago)

I said I felt bad for Usha Vance

I kinda do when he says he wishes she found Christ.. I'd be like "bro, my god is blue and has an elephant head fucker, not some hippie in sandals!"

Also look who she has to wake up next to in the morning

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:01 (nine months ago)

Seen without her ring on, the tabloids say.

the way out of (Eazy), Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:03 (nine months ago)

When she married him he was neither a Trump supporter nor a Thiel acolyte. He also wasn’t Catholic yet — and he didn’t convert to normie Catholicism, he was influenced by Thiel and other Silicon Valley zealots.

I don’t know. She is probably an opportunist but I don’t know enough about her to say she is a ghoul like her husband.

treeship 2, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:04 (nine months ago)

I have to assume she’s lost most of her old friends over JD.

This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:05 (nine months ago)

And she just looks depressed in recent photos, kind of hunched and sad.

I think the idea of being a person of color married to a white supremacist — or at the very least a political ally of white supremacists, and that is what the Trump regime is, that is what Thiel’s silicon valley allies are. It seems horrible.

treeship 2, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:06 (nine months ago)

From what I've heard of their time in San Francisco, she was all into the community garden and shit

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:06 (nine months ago)

Is that some weird sick thing or just what it sounds like?

treeship 2, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:07 (nine months ago)

lol no literally she would volunteer at some neighborhood garden near Bernal Heights... I think she would've been perfectly happy to be a somewhat wealthy San Francisco lib mom, making royalties off his stupid book & movie

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:09 (nine months ago)

That is my impression too, yeah. But instead she is part of the freak show.

treeship 2, Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:10 (nine months ago)

K I like her better now

Photos show Usha, 39, getting off a plane with her left hand in full view – and the wedding band nowhere to be seen.

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:13 (nine months ago)

Guess who's Vance
Vance again

Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:30 (nine months ago)

well he steals her eyeliner

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:32 (nine months ago)

Tell a friend

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:39 (nine months ago)

Brain dead like Jim Brady

This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Saturday, 22 November 2025 01:40 (nine months ago)

So JD is available, “raises eyebrow”?

Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 22 November 2025 02:03 (nine months ago)

Get in line behind Erika Kirk and a couch

This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Saturday, 22 November 2025 03:01 (nine months ago)

this erika kirk sitch could be real

lag∞n, Saturday, 22 November 2025 03:03 (nine months ago)

There are no ceilings, floors, or guardrails anymore, but still: a Kirk-Vance union is sus as all hell.

Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 November 2025 03:25 (nine months ago)

seven months pass...

incredible (sorry if you don't have bsky)

https://bsky.app/profile/downwithdan.bsky.social/post/3moyb2janfk2v

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 June 2026 01:00 (two months ago)


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