No thanks to them loddup the road!
Dom Solanke to Spurs, something presumably happened in the Charity shield nobody cares, will United and/or Chelsea stop being mediocre etc etc
Man Utd vs Fulham Friday 14th will be your opener
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 August 2024 18:20 (eight months ago)
is this an attempt to triple jinx it
have villa really spent 150m or whatever?
first big prediction: postecoglou will be gone by november
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2024 23:28 (eight months ago)
I'm more just trying to take our turn in the spotlight of the thread title while the iron is hot
I can see us slipping back at least a bit this season tbh, but maybe Maatsen and Onana could add some energy, and maybe Buendia and Tielemans might be able to do a bit more?
I don't think anyone really knows how much we've spent, it's all obfuscated in layers of FFP voodoo, all of our fans have become amateur accountants and want Daddy Nas to sue the Premier League over their bad unfair financial restrictions alongside Man City, who have always been our good friends and not cheats that we hate or whatever
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 August 2024 23:39 (eight months ago)
Unai Emery gone by 2025 as they hugely underperform is my hottake mushroom
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 11 August 2024 09:13 (eight months ago)
This Bobb cat looks pretty good
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Sunday, 11 August 2024 09:40 (eight months ago)
I've been hearing about the 'rich seven' this season. Congratulations to Villa and all who sail in them
― imago, Sunday, 11 August 2024 09:54 (eight months ago)
Please substitute "voodoo" above for "bullshit" or something else less dumb and bad to say in 2024 thx
Feel like we're going to sell loads of players before the window ends and end up annoyingly light at CB and CF. Our fans are also obsessed with signing Joao Felix at any cost and it's like...why?
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 11 August 2024 11:32 (eight months ago)
, jaoen?
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 August 2024 13:00 (eight months ago)
lolverpool
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 12 August 2024 23:16 (eight months ago)
Utd continuing their metamorphosis into a shit Ajax tribute act with the signings of de Ligt and Mazraoui
― Number None, Tuesday, 13 August 2024 20:22 (eight months ago)
ive no idea if de ligt is still good or even ever was at this stage, perhaps nobody is good now and its mainly about the coach and director of kegal affairs having a shared vision
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 August 2024 22:48 (eight months ago)
also does anyone have any fairh that this is really really it for city this time
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 August 2024 22:49 (eight months ago)
typical enough that they never even beat us into second ffs so no justice for poch
well I'm excited to see Amad get more minutes this season
New signings seem like a bit of a toss-up, but at least they weren't Antony money
Don't trust the manager or a lot of the players that are still there
here we fucking go
― Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:43 (eight months ago)
Have United got a striker? I'm confused
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 August 2024 19:40 (eight months ago)
Hojlund is injured and new signing Zirkzee isn't match fit apparently
Could do with him coming on but it'll probably be McTominay
― Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 19:58 (eight months ago)
i think you should be allowed shoot a player that does what pereira did there
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:23 (eight months ago)
fatally, i mean, no fucking knees or elbows or "fir a lesson" bullshit, just save the wasted shoes and air and all and put him down
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:25 (eight months ago)
wait til ye hear how i comment on spurs players this season btw
whats the ref booked him for there then?
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:28 (eight months ago)
ref is making some clasdic calls here, nothing that will make motd just letting the away team know theyre in a game
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:35 (eight months ago)
I believe it was for waving an imaginary card
they tend to get a few of those in at the start of season and then forget about it
― Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 20:36 (eight months ago)
very weird subs, very Ten Hag
― Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 20:39 (eight months ago)
neat finish that
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:45 (eight months ago)
yeah, clever
― Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 20:46 (eight months ago)
reminds me of when i switch from pro evo to fifa and keep shooting woth ciecle tho
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:48 (eight months ago)
that wont be beat this season
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:52 (eight months ago)
i'm not one to point the finger at people who've learned nothing but ten Hag has learned nothing
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 05:48 (eight months ago)
Cantona nopes out, relatable.
Eric Cantona suddenly realising he had made a terrible mistake 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/ake9soozxA— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) August 17, 2024
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 17 August 2024 12:02 (eight months ago)
i was happy to treat today as a free hit and expect our poor form against Arsenal to continue but after 5 minutes of listening to the BBC's Arsenal hype machine on the radio i hope we murder them
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 13:54 (eight months ago)
3 minutes in, referee is a homer cunt, gonna be a good afternoon
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:05 (eight months ago)
our shirts look disappointly yellow
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:06 (eight months ago)
just realised Doherty's started ffs GON Out
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:07 (eight months ago)
Nice recovery defending by Lemina
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:11 (eight months ago)
after watching England in the Euros i'd forgotten Rice actually comes out of his own half
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:12 (eight months ago)
our commitment to playing out from the back is enjoyable and nerve-shredding all at the same time
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:18 (eight months ago)
Gotta weather this
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:19 (eight months ago)
The Cantona thing was just an elaborate advert instead of anything good.
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:21 (eight months ago)
kiss of death but i think we've been ok so far, lotta possession conceded but mostly not where it matters
god i wish we'd sell Sa
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:23 (eight months ago)
Ugh. Nice header but allowing that free cross in was a mistake
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:26 (eight months ago)
ok fuck's sake shit defending
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:26 (eight months ago)
God I think Kai might be my favourite player in the game at the moment.
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:28 (eight months ago)
we was right to sell Pedro but we're gonna miss him like fuck as the out ball in these situations
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:30 (eight months ago)
Omg Larsen so close
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:36 (eight months ago)
Incredible save
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:37 (eight months ago)
bettah
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:37 (eight months ago)
i'm a little worried that Larsen mightn't do enough, quickly enough, but he's exactly what we need
missing Cunha tho
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:38 (eight months ago)
Toti just blowing it
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:39 (eight months ago)
I'll take 1-0?
All things considered
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:48 (eight months ago)
i think we've been 90% solid
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:50 (eight months ago)
When a man's wife leaves him because he won't stop doing the Stephen Graham angry masculine crying face after a dispiriting football result, the repercussions for his local community are shocking and upsetting and completely devastating
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 22 April 2025 21:47 (two weeks ago)
Last Minute Defeat, the DEVASTATING new drama starring Stephen Graham.
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 22 April 2025 21:49 (two weeks ago)
isn't the FFP ruling due sometime around nowish?
― zoloft keeps liftin' me (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 22 April 2025 21:54 (two weeks ago)
I think there's been some confusion about when it'll happen, it was meant to be by now but then appears like maybe not.
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 22 April 2025 21:56 (two weeks ago)
extension to the villa but how will they pay for it
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 April 2025 23:12 (two weeks ago)
Munetsi makes Dave Edwards look composed and technical
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2025 14:25 (one week ago)
15 goals for Cunha
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 April 2025 14:33 (one week ago)
Lol nutmeg goal
could be a "stop, stop, he's already dead" kind of afternoon
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2025 14:34 (one week ago)
oh jeez how did Strand Larsen miss there?
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2025 14:38 (one week ago)
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:15 (one week ago)
Lol finally got it right
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:18 (one week ago)
lol was about to say
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:18 (one week ago)
lovely incisive counter
some will have been calling for ruud van nistelrooy's head however the former man united striker is a shrewd operator having worked under sir alex ferguson and talk that he is the worst managerial appointment in premier league history will have been noted to be churlish
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:23 (one week ago)
he'll be a disappointment to the Manchester United Management Academy for sure, hardly in the same class as your Nevilles, your Solskjaers, your Keanes
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:26 (one week ago)
it obv made sense to hire him based on him beating leicester twice while caretaker manager of man united, nobody could have predicted it'd turn out so badly
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:27 (one week ago)
... don't forget Rooney.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:27 (one week ago)
i mean i left out Brucey cos it was like shooting whales in a barrel at that point
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:29 (one week ago)
Sa you moron
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:31 (one week ago)
Atherton Collieries can today confirm the re-appointment of Michael Clegg as first-team manager.
xpost
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:32 (one week ago)
Hahahaha forgiven
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:33 (one week ago)
just a reminder to interested parties that Jamie Vardy is available in the summer
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:35 (one week ago)
if only reform had a football club
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:37 (one week ago)
fucking Luke Campbell is standing for Reform as Hull Mayor candidate
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:40 (one week ago)
On course to win easily too.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:42 (one week ago)
oh fucking beautiful what a pass from Sarabia
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:48 (one week ago)
5 minutes injury time, bit cruel on Leicester
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:54 (one week ago)
Up to 13th!!!
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 April 2025 15:57 (one week ago)
we didn't lose
against 10 men
yay
― Number None, Sunday, 27 April 2025 15:00 (one week ago)
I feel dirty for welcoming that outcome; I also feel like I may yet yearn for the relative tranquility of 8th place but of course there are many ~permutations
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 27 April 2025 15:04 (one week ago)
schrodingers tottenham play today
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 April 2025 15:21 (one week ago)
Spurs halted the commentary wankfest for a bit at least
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 27 April 2025 15:45 (one week ago)
Looked on to me
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 27 April 2025 15:47 (one week ago)
the stroking resumes
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 27 April 2025 15:56 (one week ago)
Gakpo booked for removing his shirt to reveal a t-shirt reading "it's pronounced with a Zh sound"
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 27 April 2025 16:07 (one week ago)
I think this is actually an invention of BBC Sport that I am also misremembering.
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 27 April 2025 16:16 (one week ago)
Congratulations to Liverpool Football club
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 27 April 2025 16:17 (one week ago)
Such a good third goal by Gakpo.
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 27 April 2025 16:31 (one week ago)
Glad Liverpool got to win it on their own pitch
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 27 April 2025 16:56 (one week ago)
Ange out surely?
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 April 2025 17:13 (one week ago)
Incredible scenes. 2020 really robbed us of this.
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 27 April 2025 17:31 (one week ago)
I am in awe of how we fucked that up
― Neanderthal, Friday, 2 May 2025 19:24 (five days ago)
dammit Wolves should have two goals already
― Neanderthal, Friday, 2 May 2025 19:28 (five days ago)
And there's the consequence. In it tho, look a bit shook since they scored
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2025 19:48 (five days ago)
frustrating match in that really they've played well, just switched off for two seconds and didn't convert chances. hopefully can steal a point in last 20 mins
― Neanderthal, Friday, 2 May 2025 20:30 (five days ago)
oof Rayan
― Neanderthal, Friday, 2 May 2025 20:31 (five days ago)
Love commentators getting all worked up about what a dang ~specimen Adama Traore is, as any evidence that he's a professional footballer continues to evaporate
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 3 May 2025 13:30 (four days ago)
Surprised how annoyed I am about the chelsea loss. really don't want them to make champions league.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 4 May 2025 20:18 (three days ago)
Gotta say, understandably, Liverpool didn't look that fucked
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 May 2025 21:09 (three days ago)