No thanks to them loddup the road!
Dom Solanke to Spurs, something presumably happened in the Charity shield nobody cares, will United and/or Chelsea stop being mediocre etc etc
Man Utd vs Fulham Friday 14th will be your opener
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 August 2024 18:20 (four months ago) link
is this an attempt to triple jinx it
have villa really spent 150m or whatever?
first big prediction: postecoglou will be gone by november
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2024 23:28 (four months ago) link
I'm more just trying to take our turn in the spotlight of the thread title while the iron is hot
I can see us slipping back at least a bit this season tbh, but maybe Maatsen and Onana could add some energy, and maybe Buendia and Tielemans might be able to do a bit more?
I don't think anyone really knows how much we've spent, it's all obfuscated in layers of FFP voodoo, all of our fans have become amateur accountants and want Daddy Nas to sue the Premier League over their bad unfair financial restrictions alongside Man City, who have always been our good friends and not cheats that we hate or whatever
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 August 2024 23:39 (four months ago) link
Unai Emery gone by 2025 as they hugely underperform is my hottake mushroom
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 11 August 2024 09:13 (four months ago) link
This Bobb cat looks pretty good
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Sunday, 11 August 2024 09:40 (four months ago) link
I've been hearing about the 'rich seven' this season. Congratulations to Villa and all who sail in them
― imago, Sunday, 11 August 2024 09:54 (four months ago) link
Please substitute "voodoo" above for "bullshit" or something else less dumb and bad to say in 2024 thx
Feel like we're going to sell loads of players before the window ends and end up annoyingly light at CB and CF. Our fans are also obsessed with signing Joao Felix at any cost and it's like...why?
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 11 August 2024 11:32 (four months ago) link
, jaoen?
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 August 2024 13:00 (four months ago) link
lolverpool
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 12 August 2024 23:16 (four months ago) link
Utd continuing their metamorphosis into a shit Ajax tribute act with the signings of de Ligt and Mazraoui
― Number None, Tuesday, 13 August 2024 20:22 (four months ago) link
ive no idea if de ligt is still good or even ever was at this stage, perhaps nobody is good now and its mainly about the coach and director of kegal affairs having a shared vision
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 August 2024 22:48 (four months ago) link
also does anyone have any fairh that this is really really it for city this time
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 August 2024 22:49 (four months ago) link
typical enough that they never even beat us into second ffs so no justice for poch
well I'm excited to see Amad get more minutes this season
New signings seem like a bit of a toss-up, but at least they weren't Antony money
Don't trust the manager or a lot of the players that are still there
here we fucking go
― Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:43 (four months ago) link
Have United got a striker? I'm confused
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 August 2024 19:40 (four months ago) link
Hojlund is injured and new signing Zirkzee isn't match fit apparently
Could do with him coming on but it'll probably be McTominay
― Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 19:58 (four months ago) link
i think you should be allowed shoot a player that does what pereira did there
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:23 (four months ago) link
fatally, i mean, no fucking knees or elbows or "fir a lesson" bullshit, just save the wasted shoes and air and all and put him down
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:25 (four months ago) link
wait til ye hear how i comment on spurs players this season btw
whats the ref booked him for there then?
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:28 (four months ago) link
ref is making some clasdic calls here, nothing that will make motd just letting the away team know theyre in a game
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:35 (four months ago) link
I believe it was for waving an imaginary card
they tend to get a few of those in at the start of season and then forget about it
― Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 20:36 (four months ago) link
very weird subs, very Ten Hag
― Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 20:39 (four months ago) link
neat finish that
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:45 (four months ago) link
yeah, clever
― Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 20:46 (four months ago) link
reminds me of when i switch from pro evo to fifa and keep shooting woth ciecle tho
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:48 (four months ago) link
that wont be beat this season
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:52 (four months ago) link
i'm not one to point the finger at people who've learned nothing but ten Hag has learned nothing
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 05:48 (four months ago) link
Cantona nopes out, relatable.
Eric Cantona suddenly realising he had made a terrible mistake 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/ake9soozxA— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) August 17, 2024
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 17 August 2024 12:02 (four months ago) link
i was happy to treat today as a free hit and expect our poor form against Arsenal to continue but after 5 minutes of listening to the BBC's Arsenal hype machine on the radio i hope we murder them
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 13:54 (four months ago) link
3 minutes in, referee is a homer cunt, gonna be a good afternoon
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:05 (four months ago) link
our shirts look disappointly yellow
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:06 (four months ago) link
just realised Doherty's started ffs GON Out
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:07 (four months ago) link
Nice recovery defending by Lemina
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:11 (four months ago) link
after watching England in the Euros i'd forgotten Rice actually comes out of his own half
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:12 (four months ago) link
our commitment to playing out from the back is enjoyable and nerve-shredding all at the same time
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:18 (four months ago) link
Gotta weather this
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:19 (four months ago) link
The Cantona thing was just an elaborate advert instead of anything good.
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:21 (four months ago) link
kiss of death but i think we've been ok so far, lotta possession conceded but mostly not where it matters
god i wish we'd sell Sa
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:23 (four months ago) link
Ugh. Nice header but allowing that free cross in was a mistake
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:26 (four months ago) link
ok fuck's sake shit defending
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:26 (four months ago) link
God I think Kai might be my favourite player in the game at the moment.
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:28 (four months ago) link
we was right to sell Pedro but we're gonna miss him like fuck as the out ball in these situations
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:30 (four months ago) link
Omg Larsen so close
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:36 (four months ago) link
Incredible save
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:37 (four months ago) link
bettah
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:37 (four months ago) link
i'm a little worried that Larsen mightn't do enough, quickly enough, but he's exactly what we need
missing Cunha tho
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:38 (four months ago) link
Toti just blowing it
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:39 (four months ago) link
I'll take 1-0?
All things considered
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:48 (four months ago) link
i think we've been 90% solid
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:50 (four months ago) link
Maybe a unified Manchester team could be "the one"
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 15 December 2024 19:21 (one week ago) link
But what would it be called? Two teams from Manchester.....United.
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Sunday, 15 December 2024 19:22 (one week ago) link
Ange stays in, Russell Martin out.
― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 December 2024 19:26 (one week ago) link
dangerous scoreline
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 December 2024 19:52 (one week ago) link
Spurs going for best GD in the league and also a bottom half finish
― imago, Sunday, 15 December 2024 19:56 (one week ago) link
we just need to do enough this year to keep ange in, the project going and the 18 years olds to fill out
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 December 2024 19:57 (one week ago) link
Southampton haven't lost 9-0 in the Premier League since the last two times they lost 9-0 in the Premier League.
― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 December 2024 20:20 (one week ago) link
By the way, Maddison scored the last time they lost 9-0 at home.
― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 December 2024 20:22 (one week ago) link
Russell Martin did not survive the evening
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 15 December 2024 22:40 (one week ago) link
what's the last time we had two sackings in one day?
― bad love's all you'll get from me (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 16 December 2024 08:25 (six days ago) link
wrong thread, but the Oxford Utd sacking seems completely fucking ridiculous. Hope they go down... go into administration... go bust ..etc
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 16 December 2024 08:38 (six days ago) link
wrong thread but I'd have any of these sacked managers in a heartbeat
― imago, Monday, 16 December 2024 08:57 (six days ago) link
sadly there's always Stoke or fuckin Millwall or something
believe the correct phrasing is 'I would have football with all this white managers'
― imago, Monday, 16 December 2024 09:02 (six days ago) link
did you just forget to switch to the xyz account
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2024 09:31 (six days ago) link
I very much heard the headline "Adriano in tears after AI tribute from dead father" in the Chris Morris voice
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 16 December 2024 17:03 (six days ago) link
Quick work.
https://www.wolves.co.uk/news/club/20241219-vitor-pereira-confirmed-as-new-head-coach/
― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2024 15:49 (three days ago) link
Apart from three years at Shanghai SIPG, he doesn't seem to have stuck around very long at any of the (numerous) clubs he's managed.
― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2024 15:50 (three days ago) link
Wolves having a non-Portuguese manager did feel wrong tbf
― imago, Thursday, 19 December 2024 16:00 (three days ago) link
"the boys stopped doing what I told them after the translator went on leave, I wonder if the two things are connected"
― Riposte Malone (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 December 2024 16:11 (three days ago) link
i don't know much more than what i've read and it's a free swing cos god knows it'll take something miraculous to keep us up but i'm just pleased it wasn't one of the many, many comedy acts touted by the bookies
― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 December 2024 17:05 (three days ago) link
ange out
― secretary of state for fractal pluripotencies (||||||||), Thursday, 19 December 2024 21:58 (three days ago) link
What a ridiculous game
Entertaining though
― Number None, Thursday, 19 December 2024 21:59 (three days ago) link
spurs winning carabao would be optimum outcome. diddy meaningless nothing cup so lolspurs maintained. but also still a trophy so ange_wins_in_second_season also maintained
― secretary of state for fractal pluripotencies (||||||||), Thursday, 19 December 2024 23:29 (three days ago) link
Also Kane doesn't get to lift it, which would be funny.
― bad love's all you'll get from me (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 19 December 2024 23:35 (three days ago) link
lovely 2nd from Villa
― Number None, Saturday, 21 December 2024 13:55 (yesterday) link
9 losses in 12 for City :O
― Number None, Saturday, 21 December 2024 14:25 (yesterday) link
City squad should be tithing 5 % of each of their individual wages to rodri for the remainder of his contract in the name of fairness.
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 23 November 2024 20:57 (four weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink
i lowballed him
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 21 December 2024 14:35 (yesterday) link
it's really funny but also amazing in that it's not just that s its hard to picture them doing their usual winning 12 games on the bounce thing, its getting hard to picture them functioning as a football team. has it got to the stage where they're hoping to be found guilty of the 115 yet?
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 21 December 2024 14:38 (yesterday) link
130
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 December 2024 16:50 (yesterday) link
i think as a club theyve started to accept that theyre going to be done and given that their entire approach is to adhere to a maniacs very soecific ravings to undermine their individual talent in service to a collective effort and the maniac is starting to fall apart, we can hope for the rot to last until the charges land and guardiola exits to go and make another exciting project boring
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 December 2024 16:52 (yesterday) link
watching grealish play football now is excruciating. i was never his biggest fan but the way pep has brainwashed him into repeatedly doing one specific action whilst making him abandon every other action he did while at villa is bizarre. i genuinely wonder what cole palmer would resemble as a player with 18 months of city first team play under pep.
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 21 December 2024 17:32 (yesterday) link
pep should imo have at least as many charges against him as an individual as city have against them as a club
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:52 (yesterday) link
guysh what is the Hague, believe it is possible I am confuse
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:54 (yesterday) link
looks like we've had a bit of a clampdown on streams ffs
― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 14:21 (three hours ago) link
lol get in
― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 14:37 (two hours ago) link
42% of Utd's goals conceded this season have been from setpieces
The league average is 11%
― Number None, Sunday, 22 December 2024 14:39 (two hours ago) link
hope GON's sat watching this on his ipad shaking his head at the team selection
― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 14:40 (two hours ago) link
FUCK YEAH this is some new manager bounce
― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 14:44 (two hours ago) link
tbf Leicester are utter dross
― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 December 2024 14:57 (two hours ago) link
this has been noted. we aren't really defending any better than previously
― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:00 (two hours ago) link
United next tho so good chance to get a run going
― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:02 (two hours ago) link
Honestly, just play for corners and it's in the bag
― Number None, Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:08 (two hours ago) link
we have a bit of an issue with corners ourselves
― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:11 (two hours ago) link
bit worried we're not equipped to sit on this narrow three goal margin
― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:19 (two hours ago) link
Three nil Bournemouth lol
― Number None, Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:24 (two hours ago) link
Lol I woke up too late and misses it. GON probably writing a thinkpiece on how this would have happened even if he were coach
― Riposte Malone (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:52 (one hour ago) link
does anybody know what that circle symbol means next to our name on the scoresheet?
― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:54 (one hour ago) link
I don't blame Amorim
He's inherited easily the worst Utd squad of my lifetime but we really need to start picking up a few wins. And he needs to stop fucking about with the first XI
― Number None, Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:57 (one hour ago) link
Not sure I'd have taken the job at stage of season he did if I was him. Just enough rope to hang himself imo, without a proper preseason etc and his own squad.
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 22 December 2024 16:21 (one hour ago) link