Aston Villa won't win the league - Premier League 2024/25

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No thanks to them loddup the road!

Dom Solanke to Spurs, something presumably happened in the Charity shield nobody cares, will United and/or Chelsea stop being mediocre etc etc

Man Utd vs Fulham Friday 14th will be your opener

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 August 2024 18:20 (four months ago) link

is this an attempt to triple jinx it

have villa really spent 150m or whatever?

first big prediction: postecoglou will be gone by november

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2024 23:28 (four months ago) link

I'm more just trying to take our turn in the spotlight of the thread title while the iron is hot

I can see us slipping back at least a bit this season tbh, but maybe Maatsen and Onana could add some energy, and maybe Buendia and Tielemans might be able to do a bit more?

I don't think anyone really knows how much we've spent, it's all obfuscated in layers of FFP voodoo, all of our fans have become amateur accountants and want Daddy Nas to sue the Premier League over their bad unfair financial restrictions alongside Man City, who have always been our good friends and not cheats that we hate or whatever

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 August 2024 23:39 (four months ago) link

Unai Emery gone by 2025 as they hugely underperform is my hottake mushroom

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 11 August 2024 09:13 (four months ago) link

This Bobb cat looks pretty good

Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Sunday, 11 August 2024 09:40 (four months ago) link

I've been hearing about the 'rich seven' this season. Congratulations to Villa and all who sail in them

imago, Sunday, 11 August 2024 09:54 (four months ago) link

Please substitute "voodoo" above for "bullshit" or something else less dumb and bad to say in 2024 thx

Feel like we're going to sell loads of players before the window ends and end up annoyingly light at CB and CF. Our fans are also obsessed with signing Joao Felix at any cost and it's like...why?

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 11 August 2024 11:32 (four months ago) link

, jaoen?

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 August 2024 13:00 (four months ago) link

lolverpool

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 12 August 2024 23:16 (four months ago) link

Utd continuing their metamorphosis into a shit Ajax tribute act with the signings of de Ligt and Mazraoui

Number None, Tuesday, 13 August 2024 20:22 (four months ago) link

ive no idea if de ligt is still good or even ever was at this stage, perhaps nobody is good now and its mainly about the coach and director of kegal affairs having a shared vision

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 August 2024 22:48 (four months ago) link

also does anyone have any fairh that this is really really it for city this time

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 August 2024 22:49 (four months ago) link

typical enough that they never even beat us into second ffs so no justice for poch

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 August 2024 22:49 (four months ago) link

well I'm excited to see Amad get more minutes this season

New signings seem like a bit of a toss-up, but at least they weren't Antony money

Don't trust the manager or a lot of the players that are still there

here we fucking go

Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 18:43 (four months ago) link

Have United got a striker? I'm confused

you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 August 2024 19:40 (four months ago) link

Hojlund is injured and new signing Zirkzee isn't match fit apparently

Could do with him coming on but it'll probably be McTominay

Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 19:58 (four months ago) link

i think you should be allowed shoot a player that does what pereira did there

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:23 (four months ago) link

fatally, i mean, no fucking knees or elbows or "fir a lesson" bullshit, just save the wasted shoes and air and all and put him down

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:25 (four months ago) link

wait til ye hear how i comment on spurs players this season btw

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:25 (four months ago) link

whats the ref booked him for there then?

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:28 (four months ago) link

ref is making some clasdic calls here, nothing that will make motd just letting the away team know theyre in a game

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:35 (four months ago) link

I believe it was for waving an imaginary card

they tend to get a few of those in at the start of season and then forget about it

Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 20:36 (four months ago) link

very weird subs, very Ten Hag

Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 20:39 (four months ago) link

neat finish that

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:45 (four months ago) link

yeah, clever

Number None, Friday, 16 August 2024 20:46 (four months ago) link

reminds me of when i switch from pro evo to fifa and keep shooting woth ciecle tho

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:48 (four months ago) link

that wont be beat this season

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2024 20:52 (four months ago) link

i'm not one to point the finger at people who've learned nothing but ten Hag has learned nothing

you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 05:48 (four months ago) link

Cantona nopes out, relatable.

Eric Cantona suddenly realising he had made a terrible mistake 😂😭
pic.twitter.com/ake9soozxA

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) August 17, 2024



(apologies for boosting shitty X account)

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 17 August 2024 12:02 (four months ago) link

i was happy to treat today as a free hit and expect our poor form against Arsenal to continue but after 5 minutes of listening to the BBC's Arsenal hype machine on the radio i hope we murder them

the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 13:54 (four months ago) link

3 minutes in, referee is a homer cunt, gonna be a good afternoon

the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:05 (four months ago) link

our shirts look disappointly yellow

the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:06 (four months ago) link

just realised Doherty's started ffs GON Out

the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:07 (four months ago) link

Nice recovery defending by Lemina

after watching England in the Euros i'd forgotten Rice actually comes out of his own half

the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:12 (four months ago) link

our commitment to playing out from the back is enjoyable and nerve-shredding all at the same time

the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:18 (four months ago) link

Gotta weather this

The Cantona thing was just an elaborate advert instead of anything good.

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:21 (four months ago) link

Gotta weather this

kiss of death but i think we've been ok so far, lotta possession conceded but mostly not where it matters

god i wish we'd sell Sa

the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:23 (four months ago) link

Ugh. Nice header but allowing that free cross in was a mistake

ok fuck's sake shit defending

the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:26 (four months ago) link

God I think Kai might be my favourite player in the game at the moment.

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:28 (four months ago) link

we was right to sell Pedro but we're gonna miss him like fuck as the out ball in these situations

the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:30 (four months ago) link

Omg Larsen so close

Incredible save

bettah

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:37 (four months ago) link

i'm a little worried that Larsen mightn't do enough, quickly enough, but he's exactly what we need

missing Cunha tho

the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:38 (four months ago) link

Toti just blowing it

I'll take 1-0?

All things considered

i think we've been 90% solid

the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:50 (four months ago) link

Maybe a unified Manchester team could be "the one"

LocalGarda, Sunday, 15 December 2024 19:21 (one week ago) link

But what would it be called? Two teams from Manchester.....United.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Sunday, 15 December 2024 19:22 (one week ago) link

Ange stays in, Russell Martin out.

Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 December 2024 19:26 (one week ago) link

dangerous scoreline

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 December 2024 19:52 (one week ago) link

Spurs going for best GD in the league and also a bottom half finish

imago, Sunday, 15 December 2024 19:56 (one week ago) link

we just need to do enough this year to keep ange in, the project going and the 18 years olds to fill out

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 December 2024 19:57 (one week ago) link

Southampton haven't lost 9-0 in the Premier League since the last two times they lost 9-0 in the Premier League.

Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 December 2024 20:20 (one week ago) link

By the way, Maddison scored the last time they lost 9-0 at home.

Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 December 2024 20:22 (one week ago) link

Russell Martin did not survive the evening

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 15 December 2024 22:40 (one week ago) link

what's the last time we had two sackings in one day?

bad love's all you'll get from me (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 16 December 2024 08:25 (six days ago) link

wrong thread, but the Oxford Utd sacking seems completely fucking ridiculous. Hope they go down... go into administration... go bust ..etc

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 16 December 2024 08:38 (six days ago) link

wrong thread but I'd have any of these sacked managers in a heartbeat

imago, Monday, 16 December 2024 08:57 (six days ago) link

sadly there's always Stoke or fuckin Millwall or something

imago, Monday, 16 December 2024 08:57 (six days ago) link

believe the correct phrasing is 'I would have football with all this white managers'

imago, Monday, 16 December 2024 09:02 (six days ago) link

did you just forget to switch to the xyz account

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2024 09:31 (six days ago) link

I very much heard the headline "Adriano in tears after AI tribute from dead father" in the Chris Morris voice

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 16 December 2024 17:03 (six days ago) link

Apart from three years at Shanghai SIPG, he doesn't seem to have stuck around very long at any of the (numerous) clubs he's managed.

Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2024 15:50 (three days ago) link

Wolves having a non-Portuguese manager did feel wrong tbf

imago, Thursday, 19 December 2024 16:00 (three days ago) link

"the boys stopped doing what I told them after the translator went on leave, I wonder if the two things are connected"

Riposte Malone (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 December 2024 16:11 (three days ago) link

i don't know much more than what i've read and it's a free swing cos god knows it'll take something miraculous to keep us up but i'm just pleased it wasn't one of the many, many comedy acts touted by the bookies

badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 December 2024 17:05 (three days ago) link

ange out

secretary of state for fractal pluripotencies (||||||||), Thursday, 19 December 2024 21:58 (three days ago) link

What a ridiculous game

Entertaining though

Number None, Thursday, 19 December 2024 21:59 (three days ago) link

spurs winning carabao would be optimum outcome. diddy meaningless nothing cup so lolspurs maintained. but also still a trophy so ange_wins_in_second_season also maintained

secretary of state for fractal pluripotencies (||||||||), Thursday, 19 December 2024 23:29 (three days ago) link

Also Kane doesn't get to lift it, which would be funny.

bad love's all you'll get from me (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 19 December 2024 23:35 (three days ago) link

lovely 2nd from Villa

Number None, Saturday, 21 December 2024 13:55 (yesterday) link

9 losses in 12 for City :O

Number None, Saturday, 21 December 2024 14:25 (yesterday) link

City squad should be tithing 5 % of each of their individual wages to rodri for the remainder of his contract in the name of fairness.

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 23 November 2024 20:57 (four weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

i lowballed him

oscar bravo, Saturday, 21 December 2024 14:35 (yesterday) link

it's really funny but also amazing in that it's not just that s its hard to picture them doing their usual winning 12 games on the bounce thing, its getting hard to picture them functioning as a football team. has it got to the stage where they're hoping to be found guilty of the 115 yet?

oscar bravo, Saturday, 21 December 2024 14:38 (yesterday) link

130

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 December 2024 16:50 (yesterday) link

i think as a club theyve started to accept that theyre going to be done and given that their entire approach is to adhere to a maniacs very soecific ravings to undermine their individual talent in service to a collective effort and the maniac is starting to fall apart, we can hope for the rot to last until the charges land and guardiola exits to go and make another exciting project boring

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 December 2024 16:52 (yesterday) link

watching grealish play football now is excruciating. i was never his biggest fan but the way pep has brainwashed him into repeatedly doing one specific action whilst making him abandon every other action he did while at villa is bizarre. i genuinely wonder what cole palmer would resemble as a player with 18 months of city first team play under pep.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 21 December 2024 17:32 (yesterday) link

pep should imo have at least as many charges against him as an individual as city have against them as a club

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:52 (yesterday) link

guysh what is the Hague, believe it is possible I am confuse

LocalGarda, Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:54 (yesterday) link

looks like we've had a bit of a clampdown on streams ffs

badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 14:21 (three hours ago) link

lol get in

badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 14:37 (two hours ago) link

42% of Utd's goals conceded this season have been from setpieces

The league average is 11%

Number None, Sunday, 22 December 2024 14:39 (two hours ago) link

hope GON's sat watching this on his ipad shaking his head at the team selection

badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 14:40 (two hours ago) link

FUCK YEAH this is some new manager bounce

badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 14:44 (two hours ago) link

tbf Leicester are utter dross

Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 December 2024 14:57 (two hours ago) link

this has been noted. we aren't really defending any better than previously

badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:00 (two hours ago) link

United next tho so good chance to get a run going

badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:02 (two hours ago) link

Honestly, just play for corners and it's in the bag

Number None, Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:08 (two hours ago) link

we have a bit of an issue with corners ourselves

badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:11 (two hours ago) link

bit worried we're not equipped to sit on this narrow three goal margin

badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:19 (two hours ago) link

Three nil Bournemouth lol

Number None, Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:24 (two hours ago) link

Lol I woke up too late and misses it. GON probably writing a thinkpiece on how this would have happened even if he were coach

Riposte Malone (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:52 (one hour ago) link

does anybody know what that circle symbol means next to our name on the scoresheet?

badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:54 (one hour ago) link

I don't blame Amorim

He's inherited easily the worst Utd squad of my lifetime but we really need to start picking up a few wins. And he needs to stop fucking about with the first XI

Number None, Sunday, 22 December 2024 15:57 (one hour ago) link

Not sure I'd have taken the job at stage of season he did if I was him. Just enough rope to hang himself imo, without a proper preseason etc and his own squad.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 22 December 2024 16:21 (one hour ago) link


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