Worst "Special Guest" on the RFK Cruise

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"I posted this earlier on Bluesky with the comment "In case you're wondering how a certain other presidential campaign is going" and the result has been demi-viral hilarity. (John Scalzi just shared my post out now so it's going to start going even more places.) A lot of despairing comments about Drea and Zachary in particular, queries about "Influential Substrack Writer" and lots of chin scratching about Metta, who apparently had changed his name again along the line. But my favorite comment was someone -- from New Zealand, so I can forgive this -- who said they were confused because they thought Marina Del Rey was a person. Turns out they were thinking of Lana Del Rey and honestly, cherry on top of the cake there."

-Ned Raggett

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Hollywood Superhero Fan Favorite Actor ZACHARY LEVI 3
Influential Substack Write JESSICA REED KRAUS 3
Legendary Athlete METTA WORLD PEACE 3
"with" CHERYL HINES 2
Critically Acclaimed & etc DREA DE MATTEO 1


pink-haired Marxist (sleeve), Friday, 16 August 2024 21:43 (eleven months ago)

(feel free to write in "Marina Del Rey")

pink-haired Marxist (sleeve), Friday, 16 August 2024 21:44 (eleven months ago)

wonder what exactly it was about Metta World Peace that made him a legendary athlete

frogbs, Friday, 16 August 2024 21:49 (eleven months ago)

the famously lucky Kennedy Brothers invite you on a three hour cruise, a three hour cruise

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 16 August 2024 21:54 (eleven months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghtDbOisWtA

Metta World Peace negotiations in crisis resolution - 2pm

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 16 August 2024 22:06 (eleven months ago)

what is the purpose of this cruise, besides a 'sweepstakes'? is it a fundraiser? And, if so, does that mean he's still running for president somehow?

(Will there be roadkill served in the galley?)

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 16 August 2024 22:12 (eleven months ago)

wonder what exactly it was about Metta World Peace that made him a legendary athlete


Malice at the palace

brimstead, Friday, 16 August 2024 22:17 (eleven months ago)

Saw that live on TV. Underrated line watching that clip again- “Pacers are playing a very intelligent game tonight…”. Ha.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 16 August 2024 22:20 (eleven months ago)

Is that Shazam guy a wingnut?

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Friday, 16 August 2024 22:54 (eleven months ago)

Apparently Adam Baldwin led him to find god, and then he went to stranger places. Or something like that.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 August 2024 23:07 (eleven months ago)

Which is going to take more passengers on this cruise, COVID or norovirus?

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 16 August 2024 23:20 (eleven months ago)

or Metta World Peace?

frogbs, Friday, 16 August 2024 23:21 (eleven months ago)

did Tim Dillon drop out or was that a different cruise?

bae (sic), Friday, 16 August 2024 23:37 (eleven months ago)

Cheryl Hines

if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 00:06 (eleven months ago)

Levi identifies as a libertarian. In January 2023, he agreed with a tweet that said "Do you agree or not, that Pfizer is a real danger to the world?", leading to allegations of echoing anti-vaccine sentiment. He endorsed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in the 2024 United States presidential election.

In October 2023, following the outbreak of the 2023 Israel-Hamas War in Gaza, Levi was one of the signatories of an open letter supporting the Israeli military, published by the pro-Israel organization Creative Community For Peace.

if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 00:07 (eleven months ago)

I voted too soon

if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 00:07 (eleven months ago)

i voted for him but i thought it was a different guy

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 August 2024 00:09 (eleven months ago)

i dont really know who that guy is but he sounds bad

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 August 2024 00:11 (eleven months ago)

Drea all day every day.

scott seward, Saturday, 17 August 2024 00:13 (eleven months ago)

Jeremy Piven did some earlier RFK fundraisers. Wonder if he's still on board, literally and figuratively.

Drea's anti-vax, but she can do what she wants.

bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Saturday, 17 August 2024 00:19 (eleven months ago)

i dont really know who that guy is but he sounds bad

― lag∞n, Friday, August 16, 2024 8:11 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

He’s the star of the Harold and the Purple Crayon movie

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Saturday, 17 August 2024 00:25 (eleven months ago)

February 2024, pre-bear story:

The A Night of Laughter With RFK Jr. & Friends evening at the Million Dollar Theater included performances by Jeremy Piven, Bobby Lee, Rob Schneider, Tre Stewart, Mike Binder, Erica Rhodes, Dustin Ybarra and radio host and podcaster Adam Carolla.

bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Saturday, 17 August 2024 00:28 (eleven months ago)

ugh Zachary Levi has brainworms? welp

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 August 2024 00:50 (eleven months ago)

RFK used the bear hair to make Piven's toupee

omar little, Saturday, 17 August 2024 00:57 (eleven months ago)

hahaha

bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Saturday, 17 August 2024 01:05 (eleven months ago)

He’s the star of the Harold and the Purple Crayon movie

...and was TV's Chuck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTI3bBKj4Ig

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 17 August 2024 01:37 (eleven months ago)

god loves an iceberg

you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 05:59 (eleven months ago)

so... this cruise is just taking place in marina del rey? couldn't even take a day trip to catalina?

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 17 August 2024 06:04 (eleven months ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 29 August 2024 00:01 (eleven months ago)

Donald Trump

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 August 2024 00:15 (eleven months ago)

Cheryl, if only 'cause I don't think she actually believes this shit.

cryptosicko, Thursday, 29 August 2024 00:33 (eleven months ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 30 August 2024 00:01 (eleven months ago)

So, now he’s outta the race, is he still doing this?

Mark G, Saturday, 31 August 2024 09:05 (eleven months ago)

so... this cruise is just taking place in marina del rey? couldn't even take a day trip to catalina?

― Western® with Bacon Flavor

jesus christ, even the Catalina Caper was able to get Little Richard as a special guest

now i'm reading about tommy kirk

Kirk's career with Disney ended when news of his homosexuality threatened to become public. He struggled with drug addiction and depression for several years, appearing in a series of low-budget films before leaving the acting business in the mid-1970s. Kirk opened a carpet cleaning business and lived a mostly ordinary life, occasionally appearing at fan conventions. He died at his home in Las Vegas, Nevada, in September 2021, aged 79.

then in the sidebar:

Died September 28, 2021 (aged 79)
(date body found)

i mean that's definitely what i want my biography to look like when i'm gone

In April 1956, 14-year-old Kirk was cast as Joe Hardy for The Mickey Mouse Club serial The Hardy Boys, alongside Tim Considine as Frank Hardy.

can't believe one of the Hardy Boys is gay

also bi it turns out

In 2017, while being interviewed for an online talk radio show, Kirk confessed that he regards himself as bisexual. "I have had relations with women too. I am not just gay, I am—I happen to be both, I would say. Like many people."[43]

love the framing on this, "confessed" like being bi is some major source of shame. btw if anybody wants to argue that mr. kirk's statement that he's both gay and bisexual doesn't make logical sense, i'm a lesbian who also likes men.

i realize none of this has anything to do with the RFK cruise, which may or may not happen. mainly i wondered this hypothetical: if tommy kirk were alive, would he appear as a special guest on rfk's Lana Sirtis cruise? i'd speculate "no", but it's purely a hypothetical.

Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 31 August 2024 13:29 (eleven months ago)


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