US Politics, September 2024 -- “I’m Not Going to Apologize For Posting a Joke”

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There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Monday, 2 September 2024 15:15 (eleven months ago)

Where’s the mail in ballots?

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 2 September 2024 15:24 (eleven months ago)

I’m sure this will go somewhere

“The market’s troubles have caught the attention of Congress — with one New York lawmaker calling it a “ticking time bomb” for banks as nearly $1 trillion in commercial real estate loans are coming due this year. Faced with vacant office buildings and a shortage of millions of homes to meet demand, a bipartisan group of lawmakers is trying to make it easier for developers to convert underused properties into housing.”

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/09/02/office-property-values-fed-00174697

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 2 September 2024 15:28 (eleven months ago)

cc unperson is this a big deal?

Been hearing whispers that the Tester camp has quite a dossier of oppo against Sheehy

They may be holding most of their fire until post-Labor Day when voters are paying closer attention

Hard to say how electorally potent this kind of stuff will be but could be the first of many https://t.co/bppGjJqzwf pic.twitter.com/YaLJnf7fEw

— Adam Carlson (@admcrlsn) September 2, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 2 September 2024 16:09 (eleven months ago)

Xp to Ray, not a terrible idea, but I doubt Congress will be able to pass anything, or if so, something ineffective.

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 2 September 2024 16:32 (eleven months ago)

Oh, I agree! I don’t have faith in their ability to take this anywhere, especially right now. (But it would be cool)

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 2 September 2024 16:33 (eleven months ago)

I feel like "convert the empty commercial building to residential" has been discussed here before, and iirc a big issue is that the plumbing is done completely differently, with bathrooms centralized, it's not insurmountable but you can't just convert w/no remodeling

pink-haired Marxist (sleeve), Monday, 2 September 2024 16:34 (eleven months ago)

oh boy, the legendary oppo dump rumor, now that one takes me back

the last visible dot (Doctor Casino), Monday, 2 September 2024 16:34 (eleven months ago)

it's going to be a huge oppo dump, the biggest of them all. it will be apocalyptic in the sense that everyone knows it's coming but no one knows the exact time.
it will start with a plop and then turn into a torrential downpour with fizzy-bursts with announcements, and it will destroy the entire system. there will be splashback of an extent which cannot be predicted. the bottom of the toilet lid will be covered with human shit

z_tbd, Monday, 2 September 2024 16:42 (eleven months ago)

^^that's the poop joke i would have made years ago during the legendary oppo dump rumor era, but you could say i've done some growing up between then and now

z_tbd, Monday, 2 September 2024 16:46 (eleven months ago)

skyscrapers of tribal families with communal bathrooms and no cooking areas and no means of getting out alive is how i understand most of the world anyway tbh

well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Monday, 2 September 2024 17:24 (eleven months ago)

see thread title

well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Monday, 2 September 2024 17:25 (eleven months ago)

jd vance says the things about jokes that we're all thinking but are afraid to say!

z_tbd, Monday, 2 September 2024 17:32 (eleven months ago)

jeezus biden won't stop talking. let kamala talk please. i know i know IT'S NOT A JOKE.

scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2024 22:10 (eleven months ago)

i think he had 25 "folks" and 25 "it's not a joke".

scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2024 22:11 (eleven months ago)

that's number one number two

z_tbd, Monday, 2 September 2024 23:16 (eleven months ago)

If you already know who you are voting for, why would you waste your time watching political speeches? It’s nonsense. Anything noteworthy will immediately be clipped online. Nothing is going to change anyone’s mind.

brotherlovesdub, Monday, 2 September 2024 23:23 (eleven months ago)

i have problems apparently. i haven't really been feeling the nfl lately. i guess i just feel like following something. tim walz was good today. all union gung ho. they are all in on the union gung ho. i keep waiting for walz to bust out with "BROTHERS AND SISTERS BROTHERS AND SISTERS IT'S TIME TO...KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHERFUCKERS". if he did that in a detroit union hall i think people would lose their shit.

scott seward, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 00:21 (eleven months ago)

Kick out the Vance MFers

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 02:09 (eleven months ago)

Rama lama fafafa poll-lead reducer

nabisco poppins (stevie), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 08:02 (eleven months ago)

brother dont i know it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWh2QC4W4AEWsWy?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 13:26 (eleven months ago)

now here's a scoop

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 13:37 (eleven months ago)

listen bud cornpop is my friend and theres nothing you or anyone else can do to change that

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 13:40 (eleven months ago)

We used to have Scoop

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 14:02 (eleven months ago)

BUT ITS OVER NOWWWW

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 15:05 (eleven months ago)

Not many posts this month...long weekend? Nothing happening? Or: the early rush of excitement has levelled off, some anxiety creeping in?

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 15:54 (eleven months ago)

Long weekend, no anxiety yet.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 15:56 (eleven months ago)

No one pays attention to the Presidential race until after, uh, yesterday

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:24 (eleven months ago)

Lolz at mark g

tempted by the food of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:24 (eleven months ago)

Anyway it's all over:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2024/09/03/kamala-harris-beats-donald-trump-us-election-poll/

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:25 (eleven months ago)

saw some thing predicting whoever won PA had a 90%+ chance of taking the whole thing

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:38 (eleven months ago)

Basically if Harris wins PA she can afford to lose most of the other swing states

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:39 (eleven months ago)

(xpost) Your hero agrees.

https://i.postimg.cc/rmCYKLsk/nate.jpg

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:44 (eleven months ago)

Anecdotal indicator: In 2008 and 2012 when I drove around North Philly there were Obama signs everywhere. Thus far I don't see too many Harris signs. Maybe too early.

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:50 (eleven months ago)

Right, the point is, these are all correlated, so a candidate who wins one is disproportionately likely to win all three

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 16:53 (eleven months ago)

vote power index, love me some vpi, gimme vpi alerts on my phone

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 17:02 (eleven months ago)

Apparently signs keep selling out, was told there won’t be more until sometime this month.

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 17:09 (eleven months ago)

Signs, signs--everywhere a sign.

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 17:10 (eleven months ago)

(xpost) Your hero agrees.

― clemenza, Tuesday, September 3, 2024 12:44 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

that was the thing i saw lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 17:10 (eleven months ago)

Just fuck up vote certs in georgia pa and mich then? mich has made that a little harder by law and has a dem gov, dunno about pa hit it seems like shapiro has some authority over it, and ga seems like a playground with a gop gov. def start by fucking up ga.

https://www.votebeat.org/2024/08/22/presidential-election-certification-delays-trump-republicans-disputes-georgia-board-rule/

well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 17:11 (eleven months ago)

Ah but Georgia's governor hates Trump

tempted by the food of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 17:12 (eleven months ago)

he does but he also supports him. that said I think GA would be foolish to allow the sort of fuck ups he pushed for last time this time around.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 17:22 (eleven months ago)

the good thing re: PA is that it's a big union state and unions really dislike Vance. also I don't think Trump palling around with Elon Musk is gonna be doing him any favors

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 17:26 (eleven months ago)

saw some thing predicting whoever won PA had a 90%+ chance of taking the whole thing

― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 3, 2024 12:38 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Basically if Harris wins PA she can afford to lose most of the other swing states

― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, September 3, 2024 12:39 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

first point is true, winning PA makes you very likely to win, but only because winning PA is correlated with winning a bunch of other states. it does not mean you can lose most of the other all the other states. and winning PA does not *cause* you to win the states.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 17:55 (eleven months ago)

the tourist shop near my office has been selling trump t-shirts since the conviction/assassination. no Biden shirts. they added Harris t-shirts last week. I've seen enough.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 17:56 (eleven months ago)

is Russia bad now it's so confusing

Pierre Delecto, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 18:04 (eleven months ago)

If Harris wins PA along with MI, and WI (where she's ahead) she will have 270 EVs and can afford to lose AZ, NV, NC and GA, which are "most" of the swing states.

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 18:06 (eleven months ago)

and its hard to envision her winning PA without winning both WI and MI

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 September 2024 18:09 (eleven months ago)

Likewise, if Trump wins PA, along with NC and GA he would have 270 and could afford to lose MI, WI, NV and AZ

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 18:10 (eleven months ago)

I think corny halloween puns are an underused resource on this board. something BOO please

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 30 September 2024 23:49 (ten months ago)

He Did The Vance, The Monster Vance...

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 September 2024 23:52 (ten months ago)

xp OCTOBER SURPRISE

go polish your nose ring (sleeve), Monday, 30 September 2024 23:54 (ten months ago)

Trick or Trump

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 30 September 2024 23:57 (ten months ago)

it would be cool if we took the cue from something somebody other than fucking Trump though. centering this asshole is how we got here and it's a bummer to be in this "no matter what, you get to hear what he said over and over until you're numb from it!" position.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 30 September 2024 23:57 (ten months ago)

The Montana Senate debate is tonight. I don't know how to watch it, but I don't know why I would. It couldn't possibly impact my vote.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 00:26 (ten months ago)

"centering this asshole" has my vote

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 00:27 (ten months ago)

That's my usual Saturday night special.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 00:28 (ten months ago)

A positive story to perk up your evening.

Republicans are starting to raise alarms about Trump’s ground game
“They are out-matching us in money, in enthusiasm and in the ground game,” one Michigan-based GOP strategist said.

Some battleground state Republicans say they’re worried they see little evidence of Donald Trump’s ground game — and fear it could cost him the election in an exceedingly close race.

In interviews, more than a dozen Republican strategists and operatives in presidential battlegrounds voiced serious concerns about what they described as a paltry get-out-the-vote effort by the Trump campaign, an untested strategy of leaning on outside groups to help do field work and a top-of-the-ticket strategy that’s disjointed from the one Republicans down the ballot are running.

After years of attempts to mimic Democrats’ Barack Obama-era grassroots organizing model, the GOP is still trying to develop a ground game strategy that can rival their opponents’. And as Harris continues to pour money into her door-to-door efforts, some of the strategists and operatives fear the party’s efforts this year will fall short — potentially hampering Trump in key battlegrounds.

“The question in my mind is, are they all singing from the same sheet of music, and is there that strong, extensive, well-funded machine at the top of the ticket?” said Stephen Lawson, a Republican operative in Georgia. “I think that’s a central question heading into early voting next month.”

A Michigan-based GOP strategist, granted anonymity to speak candidly, described the party’s challenge bluntly: “They are out-matching us in money, in enthusiasm and in the ground game.”

...

One GOP operative in a battleground state, who like others was granted anonymity to speak candidly about the state of the race, cast doubt on whether the Trump Force 47 program is actually putting its recruits to work.

“It’s almost like a timeshare scheme. You have to go in and do the training, and you get the swag and the hat and the yard sign. That’s what you have to do to go get it,” the operative said. “It doesn’t seem like people are really being activated, and the campaign’s not very forthcoming on whether they’ve been activated.”

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 00:55 (ten months ago)

so uh is this one of the things that could contribute to a polling miss?

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 00:56 (ten months ago)

machines, sheet music

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 00:56 (ten months ago)

are they all singing from the same sheet of music?

Unfortunately the only sheet music licenseable to the Trump campaign was “Bawitdaba.”

Glam conspiracist (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 01:55 (ten months ago)

They aren't trying to gotv because they know they've hit their ceiling of Trump supporters and they are just going to redo the coup anyway. Why waste money on grassroots when you could spend it on more lawyers & judges?

BrianB, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 04:40 (ten months ago)

Sounds like a great strategy, nobody will see it coming

Nabozo, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 07:38 (ten months ago)

I still maintain that “children react to Trump” videos are a fantastic early October concept for the Harris campaign.

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 09:44 (ten months ago)

Or teenagers! Or first time voters! You know what I mean

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 09:45 (ten months ago)

“Skate punks react to JD Vance”

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 09:45 (ten months ago)

President Joe Biden has made clear his desire for an immediate halt to the fighting. Asked at the White House on Monday whether he was aware that Israel was preparing a limited incursion into Lebanon, he said: “I’m more aware than you might know, and I’m comfortable with them stopping. We should have a cease-fire now.”

z_tbd, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 14:00 (ten months ago)

"I'm more aware than you might know" for Oct. thread title

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 14:02 (ten months ago)

Being "comfortable" with a ceasefire is, how do you say?, leading from behind

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 14:03 (ten months ago)

the rest of the article (https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2024/09/30/us-israel-lebanon-hezbollah/) is about how the biden administration says they're doing a great job pushing israel toward a cease-fire,

“We of course continue to support a cease-fire,” State Department spokesman Matthew Miller told reporters Monday. “But at the same time, there are a couple other things that are true as well-

while also supplying the weapons for the operation, and having nothing to say when the special military operation "limited" invasion, for some reason that no one knows the answer to, targets palestinian refugee camps (https://www.aljazeera.com/program/newsfeed/2024/10/1/israel-attacks-palestinian-refugee-camp-in-lebanon)

z_tbd, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 14:08 (ten months ago)

for some reason that no one knows the answer to

and sorry, probably not an effective use of internet irony voice there. i think everyone knows the answer to why palestinian refugee camps were targeted in southern lebanon

z_tbd, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 14:12 (ten months ago)

"I'm more aware than you might know" for Oct. thread title

― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, October 1, 2024 9:02 AM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

if you heard the quote in context, you'd understand why he phrased it this way

budo jeru, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 14:42 (ten months ago)

oops

budo jeru, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 14:42 (ten months ago)

Being "comfortable" with a ceasefire is, how do you say?, leading from behind

― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, October 1, 2024 9:03 AM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^ responding to this

budo jeru, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 14:43 (ten months ago)

not that i disagree about the substance but just sayin

budo jeru, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 14:43 (ten months ago)

biden asked if he’s comfortable with a ground incursion in lebanon:
“i’m comfortable with them stopping. we should have a ceasefire now.”

impact: zero pic.twitter.com/Hx1BeRyo9e

— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) September 30, 2024

budo, what am I missing?

brony james (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 15:29 (ten months ago)

I guess because Biden was reacting to the journalist's use of "comfortable."

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 15:31 (ten months ago)

It reads a lot worse than it sounds imo.

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 15:31 (ten months ago)

I guess. Biden still pretending they're working on a peaceful solution is p repugnant at this point

rob, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 15:32 (ten months ago)

the opposite actually? it reads like he’s supportive of a cease-fire. it sounds and looks like an old man saying something he hasn’t thought through that is plainly contradicted by his own actions, and then storming off

brony james (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 15:36 (ten months ago)

i think that it's pretty clear that both biden and harris (and their administration) support israel's wars. they, and pretty much every single person in national u.s. politics, on a 'bipartisan' level, completely blew any leverage they might have on the situation by repeatedly saying shit like u.s. support for israel is "unwavering" and that we will "always" stand by israel, etc etc, coupled with many years of approving arms deals ensuring that the good hard working people in american weapons plants can profit off their wars.

z_tbd, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 15:52 (ten months ago)

i also think that months/years straight of incredibly vague and pointlessly/logically triangulating statements (see: any harris statement regarding gaza) is equivalent to a clear Go-Ahead signal to those perpetrating the genocide

z_tbd, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 15:57 (ten months ago)

and yeah yeah, i'm in missouri and i'm voting for harris, because somehow, there's a worse alternative and that's what i'm being asked to choose between. it's possible to both vote for the democrat and also recognize that, even before they become a historic president, they're already making a gigantic fucking mistake

z_tbd, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 15:59 (ten months ago)

xp yeah i was just commenting on the rhetorical device, which imo intensifies the use of "comfortable" beyond what it normally means

not a defense of biden by any means. this is pathetically too little, too late

budo jeru, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 15:59 (ten months ago)

while i'm on it, on "the economy", the reason most people of means think the economy is great is because the stock market looks like this

https://i.imgur.com/VzDDdVz.png

and that's what a ton of people's 401k's and retirement livelihood depend on. some might have argued, as we destroyed the national safety net and pensions over the last 50+ years, that it was a mistake to tie people's livelihoods to the financial (not actual) wellbeing of corporations. but it's too late now, and because of this a lot of people are very happy with the economy because every time they check their retirement savings it's gone up by 10% or more, year over year. having been both the person who has the retirement savings tied to the stock market going up year after year, and also the person who blew their entire savings to paint more (last month i bought what might be my last resupply of oil paints and the purchase was more than 20% of my entire bank account), i can see how some people can say "the economy is actually doing well" while others might say "actually the economy fucking sucks because i get paid $15 an hour and the only food near my work costs like fucking $12 for lunch and that's if you don't get chips and a drink". it's always astounding to me when people on either side of that "the economy is doing well/ fucking sucks" divide can't expand their imaginations to understand the other's situation

z_tbd, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:04 (ten months ago)

I mean, to Ta-Nehisi Coates' point: Palestinians have no voices on American television with the exception of 10-minute bits on Saturday afternoons on MSNBC. Holocaust guilt, stereotypes about Arabs, residual fear of 1979-era Iran, our military-industrial complex, and expert lobbyists (including Bibi when he's out of office) have shaped the entire American sociopolitical discourse.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:05 (ten months ago)

and yeah yeah, i'm in missouri and i'm voting for harris, because somehow, there's a worse alternative and that's what i'm being asked to choose between. it's possible to both vote for the democrat and also recognize that, even before they become a historic president, they're already making a gigantic fucking mistake

― z_tbd, Tuesday, October 1, 2024 11:59 AM (three minutes ago)

trump has said he would consider invading mexico to secure the border. it strikes me as not great for a D admin to back Israel doing the same thing with a similar justification right before an election they could definitely lose

rob, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:07 (ten months ago)

Israel invites a lot of poorly thought out analogies but that one is spectacularly bad

Pierre Delecto, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:14 (ten months ago)

dude fuck off

ivy., Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:15 (ten months ago)

My point is conceding political ground to fascists is bad

rob, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:25 (ten months ago)

Whether maga or Israeli

rob, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:26 (ten months ago)

yeah that’s what gabbneb disagrees with

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:26 (ten months ago)

I really do want to be clear though: I’m not making an “analogy”

rob, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:28 (ten months ago)

yeah that’s what gabbneb disagrees with

whenever there's any question about your status as the site's dumbest poster, you open your mouth you remove all doubt

Pierre Delecto, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:29 (ten months ago)

Time for Green Day to wake up

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:32 (ten months ago)

Mods...?

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:42 (ten months ago)

seriously, haven't we gone through this three or four times already?

the last visible dot (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:43 (ten months ago)

U.S. Politics, October 2024 -- “They smear because they fear”

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:44 (ten months ago)

Yeah, I had held off banning PD because I wasn't 100% sure they were gabbneb, but 99.9% is enough.

WmC, Tuesday, 1 October 2024 16:47 (ten months ago)


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