curious chat room adventures

chaki do you remember when we could actually get him to stay in the chat for like half an hour and then when he went away Matt was like: "That was Andy Bell from Erasure, the real one?"

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OH MAH GOD guys i REALLY have had a curious homo-erotic instant message chat experience with Ashton Kutcher NO JOKE AND I HAVE IT SAVED I AM DEAD SERIOUS he is very orgy-friendly, apparentllllly!

s*e*r*i*o*u*s!!!!

oh you must invite Ashton into chat!

So, like, how did you know it was actually him?

yeah, that's the issue, isn't it? well the person i normally talk to on the aol account, he is this fashion guy (he did the nsync videos) who knows a lot of celebrities...and earlier that evening he told me he was in a hotel in san diego, down there with the cast of that 70's show, for a fashion - and that he's personally good friends with most of them, especially ashton. i had no reason to disbelieve him, as prior to that he had told me a few hard-to-refute celeb tales from his work, and i know he is a real person who is from bev hills, he isn't an internet liar, etc. etc.

so a few hours later i imed his name, and i got the reply "this isn't chris..."

me, brimming over with excitement: "oh okay.| ::pause:: "not that it's any of my business, but are you a famous person...?

him: "i'm famous to some, you could say..."

we start talking, he warms up to me, and finally i ask him if its you know who - (but all this was before i offended him somewhat and he stopped replying)....

"yeah this is ash."

a nickname basis, my im was!!!!MUAHAHAHA

Nice one. Tell more of how you offended him!

A friend of mine once ended up in a chat room with a very lonely, bored David Was.

oh that's classic - wait before i just want to clear up in that above post i meant to say that chris said he was down there for a fashion shoot (some magazine), not "fashion -."

yeah so you guys know dan savage, of course ? savage love, the sex advice column that runs in the village voice and 3 million other newspapers? he's written about his gay fantasies for ashton... well..i can't believe i did this..but ok so ashton asked me if i had a pic and to send it if i did. i said no. he said chris was dating this really hot 20 year old model (which i didn't know about), and i asked him if some of the hot celeb homoerotic stories chris had told me were true (which deserve their own thread ;) even though i told him that i believed that they were, and he said:

"he totally is down to earth and yes ive witnessed a few celeb hot make out sessions that i know turned into more"

then i made the mistake but i couldn't help myself since i still wasn't REALLY sure whether this was ashton kutcher. so i asked him if he knew who dan savage was, the sex columnist, and he said yeah. i asked him then if he was aware that dan had repeatedly written about hiis fantasy of "seeing ashton kutcher cum all over brad pitt's face" (those were some hilarious columns, from this past spring).

it was right after i said that that the tone of the im changed as he got really pissed off and i apologized for being inappropriate and he said "well if you had disgusting shit written about you and had to read it all the time youd be irritated too"

after that he was more hesitant to reply. then i made the mistake of getting too curious again, asking him if he really was friends with everyone on that 70s show. "i really dont want to answer personal questions sorry" - and that was his last im! i just apologized again and said i'd leave him alone

then i saved the conversation and jerked off about him!!!!!!!! no, kidding. he's not my type. but fuck yeah, i'd do ashton kutcher at one of these "celeb hot make out sessions" now that i know which way he at least partially swings hehehehe

hey btw, chaki, could you post or email me that picture of the woman being screwed and the jesus inside of her saying "it's okay, jesus says just keep stroking" that was hilarious. please ? thanks