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I now live in Kansas City. I have no home or job. I drove across the country side from boston. I ate at "Waffle House" and the waitress had a burt reynalds mustache

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is this a game? You are Magnetic Fields 'Charm of the Highway Strip'.

― matthew, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am no man's icicle!

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

do you still have yr dog?

― Geoff, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hanle y = Pokey The Penguin: The Adult Years

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fantastic! Oh no, Italians!

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mike, are you using some kinf of cut-up technique or is your brain really like this?

― Nick, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick that was an inside joke for Poky fans. Sorry you maple sinrup sexxer. You sinned!

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I mean, how do you categorize a discussion like this?

― Ally, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What do care about categorisation anyway? Your philosophy is 'chuck it away and leave point at the geeky archivists', isn't it?

― Nick, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

leave = remnant of previous sentence formulation. I WORK HARD FOR YOU AND WHAT THANKS DO I GET?

― NicK Dastoor, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

er, yay? Mike is bak.

― jel, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Baka baka baaaa! These phrases and others come to you courtesy of Ally's rear wind tunnel.

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am so confused.

― Ally, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But where is *Hanley*?

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My favorite Waffle House waitress (Papermill Rd. exit off I-40, Knoxville Tennessee) had a Dymo labelmaker nametag that actually read "Becky Fantastic." I was there w/friend Anne who'd just gotten tongue pierced. Becky Fantastic smoked a cigarette with us and eventually turned to Anne abruptly and asked "honey, how do you suck DICK with that thing?"

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That sounds like an Otis story.

― Ally, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Waffle House : Home of Fat Dirty Unshaven Sweaty Gentlemen and Grits

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You should be in marketing.

― Ally, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Flyover country is scary. Might as well be Lapland.

So, do you bust a move ont he waitress, Hanle y?

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I came on my egg and asked her to rate the quality of my shot.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cut up technique, Mike Hanle y = David Bowi e

― jel, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I saw that documentary where david bowie is all coked up and cutting up word phrases with big bracelts on.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hanle y = smothered, covered, diced, [s]c[h]unked

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But how did the egg taste?

― Ally, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm gonna try some Hanle y cut ups: book "Do Andriods dream of electronic sheep"...

More of your chickenhead imagination. You're both bounty hunters, they're antennae!

hmmm, I wanna learn Hanle yisms!

― jel, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

PLease fluke it up into.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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