Election prediction poll!!

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
A kaiju shows up in Austin, Texas, delaying polls from opening	12
England invades America, installs Harry Kane as PM	5
Kamala rips Trump's heart out on 5th Avenue, eats it	4
Prince reveals he faked his death, polls close	4
Other	3
The second coming occurs before votes are counted	1
Trump schedules rallies in 8 states, attendees forget to vote	0

― Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:11 (one month ago) link

Always bet on kaiju

― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:12 (one month ago) link

^^^ roko’s kaiju

― brimstead, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:14 (one month ago) link

I also have to go with the kaiju

― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:19 (one month ago) link

go ahead and destroy the financial district godzilla

― ivy., Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:29 (one month ago) link

England invades America but it's Harry Styles

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:45 (one month ago) link

Lots of people anxious about the US election. Christians do not need to be. Presidents, empires, all come and go. God is still on His throne. All is well. And it ends well. Revelation 21:4 ‘there will no longer be…any mourning crying or pain.. the old order has passed away’
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) November 5, 2024

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:49 (one month ago) link

harry kane kaiju

― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:50 (one month ago) link

Poch is in the US now, so he might go into hiding

― Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:51 (one month ago) link

lol that tim farron tweet, a true freak

― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 16:23 (one month ago) link

Tim Farron = "politics, my chosen career, is a load of old bollocks in the big scheme of things"

― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 17:08 (one month ago) link

hare kane hare ramsdens

― John Backflip (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 17:38 (one month ago) link

Whatever the result, Biden refuses to vacate White House.

― Sam Weller, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 17:41 (one month ago) link

cos he fell asleep

― Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 17:43 (one month ago) link

can't be expected to vacate if he doesn't realise he lives there

― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 17:44 (one month ago) link

"how could he tell" with apologies to dorothy parker etc

― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 18:34 (one month ago) link

At first I was undecided, but the groundswell for kaiju swept me along in the excitement.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 20:08 (one month ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 6 November 2024 00:01 (one month ago) link

feel like we need more ripping-out-and-eating-of-trump's-heart in the world, but intrigued by english prince kaiju attack

― universe fatigue (cat), Wednesday, 6 November 2024 22:21 (one month ago) link

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― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 6 November 2024 22:35 (one month ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 7 November 2024 00:01 (one month ago) link

lost my heart to a texas kaiju, lord, lord, lord

― universe fatigue (cat), Thursday, 7 November 2024 00:17 (one month ago) link

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