Crispin Glover is... The Thin Man

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In Charlie's Angels 2. Also returning are Owen Wilson and Matt LeBlanc as the love interests/patsies of Cameron Diaz/Lucy Liu. Tom Green is not reprising his role as Drew Barrymore's special friend for perhaps obvious reasons.

Bill Murray won't return/they hated him, so Bernie Mac plays his brother. For those of you who don't know Mr Mac, he is among other things a brother.

The cast also contains Pink and the Olson twins as themselves, John Cleese as Alex's father, Robert Patrick, Justin Theroux (the film director from Mulholland Drive/the evil DJ from Zoolander) as Seamus, and a character titled only Demented Mongol.

The trailer, up on www.apple.com, also spoils what I assume is the most audacious stunt in it. If it's not the most audacious stunt in it, then I will be quite pleased.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I may have found my film. Or I might just have eaten too much sugar.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)

And yes, I know I should like a shill, but I am genuinely hoping that this will rule. A friend showed the fight scene from the first one on Saturday, and I'd forgotten how grebt it was.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

This will either be the Casino Royale or the It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World of its time. I leave it up to you to determine which choice has more quality.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:11 (twenty-three years ago)

bernie mac is fuckin' cack*.

*cack means crap/shit/no good and, here, not at all funny like his job means that he maybe should be even if only very, very slightly even.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

full throttle!! (??)

― jones (actual), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't care what any of you say, The Thin Man is still the worst villian ever. "Look, I can run through the subway turnstiles most effectively! Aren't you frightened! Drew Barrymore your lard ass can never fit between these two poles!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

He was fantastic in Like Mike!

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 03:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, yes but surely it's enough that it's CRISPIN GLOVER?!

I hope there is more dancing to Pharoahe Monche in this one.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 04:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Crispin Glover = :) !!!!!!!!!!
No Bill Murray = :(
Bernie Mac = >:P

Ally, it's not like being thin is his super power or anything. He's just this classy thug that they call "the Thin Man" because he happens to be thin and they don't know his name.

― Dan I,, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 04:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Bill Murray is the shit.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 04:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"You think this car runs on GOD's OWN METHAAAANE?"

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 05:28 (twenty-three years ago)

fuck off bernie mac is hilarious!!

― s trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 05:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I find it truly disgusting that any person could ever actually believe that.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 09:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw Bill Murray on my honeymoon, and I thought the first Charlies Angels movie was shite.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 13:08 (twenty-three years ago)

RJG is proven to be a humorless wretch BY SCIENCE.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 14:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I found Bernie Mac hilarious in the first Friday movie, but other than that....not so much. His tv show is not very funny. I suppose I should check out the Original Kings of Comedy.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

huh?? dan, how could you...

like him?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, it's not like being thin is his super power or anything.

Then what is his power? He doesn't seem to have any other great skills besides look uncomfortable.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

he sniffs their hair after ripping it out
his power is that he's Crispin Glover

― H (Heruy), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 17:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Crispin Glover was much better as George McFly.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Crispin Glover was much better as a psychotic freak who almost kicked David Letterman in the face.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

his power is that he's Crispin Glover

That's easily the worst power I've ever heard of in my entire life.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

didn't say it was a cool one..

― H (Heruy), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I did.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

crispin glover is... THE WIZARD OF GORE

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/3392/wizard20of20gorefn5.jpg

― ☪, Saturday, 23 June 2007 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

Why does this guy suck now?

― I am Robocop, Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

ithinki its th same reason bukowski is a author appeaking to aso many 20 yr olds..in that there is a sense of dangwer anf rsicytiopn and fiction and smoke and morals mirros broken,,,then later..ewhrn yyur older...u have a wake up egg coffee call on yur cell and u dawn on yurself!!...then crispin glover is th normal guy he really his..he iontervioeswws like a musuem director..lotsa dust,no muss

― danbunny, Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

no not true. bukowski was cool till he died. crispin seems to try to hard now.

― I am Robocop, Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

bukowski is still cool, despite being dead. and crispin glover is hot in an agent cooper kinda way.

― Rubyred, Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

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― marmotwolof, Saturday, 23 June 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

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