Who is the Greatest Earth Human?

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Around the time the Greatest Briton was reaching it's height, I posed this question to some friends. Ghandi came in the running, with Jesus a hot favourite, and the guy who invented the wheel. Wheelo.

Anyway - they have to be human and come from Earth and not Space. Other than that anyone goes.

― Al Ewing, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:36 (twenty-three years ago)

second par cuts it down (ie not jebus or wheelo)

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

haha i like wheelo.
other than HER, well, there are so many to choose from. i mean, what about the person who performed the first caesarian section, thereby enabling many to be born who otherwise may not have made it (who was it btw? )

― donna (donna), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:48 (twenty-three years ago)

julius caesar

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

no i mean who was it.

― donna (donna), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

did he do it? i always thought he was the one born that way. o dear, my recollection of historical events is shocking :-(

― donna (donna), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

i can't find a way to continue this joke which isn't like a cronenberg movie

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 01:01 (twenty-three years ago)

its ok mark im going now to hang my head in shame. i blame it all on motherhood - too much teletubbie tv and mashed bananas.

― donna (donna), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 01:03 (twenty-three years ago)

The late, great, "Loose Cannon" Brian Pilman

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 01:08 (twenty-three years ago)

The Caesar family doctor? I can't remember his original name.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 04:58 (twenty-three years ago)

mark you had me doubting myself, i hate that.

― donna (donna), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 05:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Bill Drummond, unless an autopsy provides the much rumoured disqualification.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 10:44 (twenty-three years ago)

david hasselhoff - a true renaissance man. whose going fap at his comedy club (appearance by the fabled one not promised but approved).

― doom-e, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 10:49 (twenty-three years ago)

freddy 'parrot face' davis

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 10:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Arthur Mullard.

― lol p xx, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 11:46 (twenty-three years ago)

LOUIS PASTEUR

― james (james), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 12:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Bill Drummond pips Wheelo at the post for my vote, putting him in the lead with two. So he is best.

― Al Ewing, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I just did a search for name down this thread. As there are no results, you're all clearly idiots and I've no need to read your misinformed opinions.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, I really need a new joke. I can't think of an honest answer to this.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

i heard it was l ron hubbard

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Iron Hubbard?

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Any relation to I Ron Butterfly?

― Al Ewing, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 23:22 (twenty-three years ago)

i always thought it was called a caesarian because caesar was stabbed in the stomach...

― BRianR, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

What - and a baby fell out? Shakespeare missed that one.

"Et Tu Brutus? Then fall, Ceas - JESUS CHRIST! I didn't even know I was up the duff!"

― Al Ewing, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

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