Ricardo Montalban -- Ode to an Iberian Pimp

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Dear Don Ricardo Montalban,

Let the sangria pour
And the paella sizzle
On the breasts
Of the cunt
I shove my cock and balls in.

― Aguirre, Wrath of God, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 05:38 (twenty-three years ago)

The eye is a sexual organ.

― Aguirre, Wrath of God, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 05:42 (twenty-three years ago)

georges bataille to thread...

― mike (ro)bott, Wednesday, 27 November 2002 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

"On the breasts of the cunt"????????

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 November 2002 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

now look what you've done! dan just imploded!!

― jones (actual), Wednesday, 27 November 2002 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Maybe if this had been a picture thread...

― Skottie, Monday, 24 May 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

not to be pedantic ... but señor montalbán is mexican, not iberian.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

and am i the only one who remembers him in those late 70s/early 80s classic chrysler cordoba ads -- "look what they've done to my car!!"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

FINE CORINTHEAN LEATHER

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I KISS U AMATEUR!ST

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

RICH CORINTHIAN LEATHER, not FINE.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ALSO MOTHERFUCKERS WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY ABOUT WRATH OF KHAN BITCHES?!!!?!??

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"where is this...GENESIS DEVICE?!?"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

KHAN = GENESIS P-ORRIDGEGEGEGEEEEE.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

KHAN = GENESIS P-ORRIDGEGEGEGEEEEE

EH?!?

http://genesisp-orridge.com/files/2003/07/11/19/20/19/genpetros2.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

they both have tits.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

and are from the future.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

and I could totally see Khan being in a SEMINAL NOISE BAND.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

QUETZLCOATL

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

ROOOOAAARGNLKLERLRNOROOOOORREEEEEEEEEEEEEGNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGORRRRRRRRRRRWELLLLLLLLLLLEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGELWNLKEDNLLLLLLL!!!!!

THERE ARE NO SNEEZEGUARDS ON THE SALAD BAR< KIIIIIRK!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

ricardo montalbán, aztec high priest of sound who makes a big musical ruckus in b/w tearing out the hearts of sacrificial victims!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

NO FUN FEST 2005:

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

jonestown, before the fall

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

BEWARE BIG-ASS IMAGE:

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

spy kids are like "Mr. Montalban why are you touching yourself in your special area?" in that picture.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

god my last post was so tasteless, sorry

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

In Miami a fake doctor gave big tits to a mang!
The mang was once a muscleman from Mexico who was real strong and had muscles and wore keeny draws to show off his muscle.
But this fake doctor who didnt go to college for it did plastic surgary on people and he gave the muscle guy big tits!
Ricardo Montalban was a good actor and I watched Fantastic Iland with that midget! Ricardo Montalban had a perm and a white tuxedo.
Once I went to Hawai with my folks when I was little and they showed us where they filmed Fantasy Iland for the TV!
I saw lots of big tits in Hawai but they were not on a Mexicun muscle man!

― Apollo Creed's Golden Retreever W/Tenis Ball in Mouth in SwimminPoo, Monday, 24 May 2004 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Apollo Creed's

let's talk about ACTION JACKSON!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"I BLEED YOU, REAL QUIET, LEAVE YOU HERE. GOT THAT?"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

That midget mang is dead now!
I think he was the best little guy in Holywood.
Better that Minime in Austen Powers.
Austen Powers is queer!

― Apollo Creed's Golden Retreever W/Tenis Ball in Mouth in SwimminPoo, Monday, 24 May 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

BILL DUKE is the BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER EVER.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

bad old joke:

q: what did herve villechaize's suicide note say?
a: "dee PAIN! DEE PAINNNNN!!"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

BILL DUKE WAS IN CAR WASH

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Predator is one of the best movies ever made.
I watched it with a friend and we would listen to Fat Boys Crushin and Beastie Boys and watch Governor Arnold Schwartzeneggers movies. I liked Runnin Man and Commando a lot but Predator is the best one. That guy up there on the right of Dutch is Billy. The actor that is Billy in Predator was in porno. Thats what my friends dad said because he watched the movies with us and let us sip his beers and listen to his records.

Bill Duke is cool too. We argud about whether the Predator operaters were Navy Seals or Green Berets but they must be CIA.

― Apollo Creed's Golden Retreever W/Tenis Ball in Mouth in SwimminPoo, Monday, 24 May 2004 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"you're one ugly motherfucker."

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Definitely CIA:

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

predator vs. scarface ... which would win?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think Yemenis are any less-bulletproof than Cubans, so I'll go with PREDATOR.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Greatest thread of ALL TIME

― DFANi, Monday, 24 May 2004 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

It's one of them.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

BIG PIMPIN':

did you know Bill Duke has a web site?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.ricdidonato.com/Downtime/Media/Reference/RM_ad.jpg

― gershy, Friday, 6 July 2007 04:27 (eighteen years ago)

not one pic from his Esther Williams era?

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9066/94e807698ae519f7c43cac7jt7.jpg

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

A Los Angeles city councilman says Ricardo Montalban has died. He was 88. The Mexican-born actor, who became a star in splashy MGM musicals and later the wish-fulfilling Mr. Roarke in TV's "Fantasy Island," died at his home in Los Angeles, City Council President Eric Garcetti said Wednesday.

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2009/01/14/ap5921508.html

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

Khan and Number Six on the same day is pretty epic.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

Oh no! I was just about to watch Star Trek II, too! I hope he didn't die cause I downloaded his movie

― Dan I., Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

From Hell's heart, he stabs at thee...

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

Legend, RIP.

― Women can be captains too, you know? (jim), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

DeadPool gang sleepin' on this one

― velko, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

the obit headlines identifying him as 'Fantasy Island star' are even worse than the ones that called Pat Hingle 'Commissioner Gordon.'

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

!! Whoah Paddy and Khan on the same day yeah that's some sad shit

― There was even a brief period when I preferred Sally Forth. (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

Holy crap, I was just thinking yesterday about how surprised I was that he was still alive. RIP. The dude had presence and, from all reports, was a decent and honorable guy. I hope he wasn't in too much pain these last few years.

― Charlie Rose Nylund, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.dealbreaker.com/images/entries/drudge%2Bsiren.gifIP3 HASTILY CHANGES BOARD DESCRIPTION TO 'THIS BOARD IS RETARD SIMMONS' OUT OF RESPECT FOR THE DEADhttp://www.dealbreaker.com/images/entries/drudge%2Bsiren.gif

― Gorgeous Preppy (G00blar), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

Given Star Trek and The Prisoner, I don't remember two actors dying on the same day who were apt to inspire convention costumes.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

If anyone can get a copy of Kael's long review of The Wrath of Khan, there's an excellent summary of his career up until that point.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

Heaven needed fine corinthian leather ;_;

― butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

In several interviews and public speeches, Montalbán described "the five stages of the actor" as follows:

Who is Ricardo Montalbán?
Get me Ricardo Montalbán.
Get me a Ricardo Montalbán type.
Get me a young Ricardo Montalbán.
Who is Ricardo Montalbán?

― shook pwns (omar little), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

Who is Ricardo Montalban?

― Gorgeous Preppy (G00blar), Thursday, 15 January 2009 00:32 (seventeen years ago)

a stud and a gentleman

― ie: BANGING (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 15 January 2009 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

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