What About the Rest of the Frog

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Have you ever wondered why we don't eat or drink certain things?

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Like, why don't we milk pigs?

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

we?

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Holly: "Cows milk, we ran out of that yonks ago, fresh and dehydrated!" "Nothing wrong with dogs milk, full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly! Lasts longer that any other type of milk."

Lister: "Why?"

Holly: "Cos no other bugger would drink it! Plus of course,the added advantage of dogs milk, is that when it goes off, it tastes just the same as when it’s fresh."

Miss Laura, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

we = ppl in general, I wasn't suggesting an ILE trip to the farm to experiment!

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

And why don't we milk Pink?

Actually, don't some cultures milk pigs? I think the answer is that we do eat anything if we're desperate enough. In some places the native population didn't have access to decent-sized livestock so were forced to eat things like frogs and insects occasionlly for protein.

Question is, why DO we eat certain things? Happy accident? Did someone come across a goose buried in the ground by an avalanche and its mouth propped open with a stick underneath a fruit tree and then flash-fry its liver by mistake?

Sam (chirombo), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean the odds are gastronomical.

Sam (chirombo), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The answer here

(maybe I'll do some work now....instead of researching pig milking)

Miss Laura, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't read that 'answer' but I don't 'believe' it.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

How can you not "believe" it, if you haven't "read" it?

Miss Laura, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

My Auntie Gwen used to swear she'd been given pigeons milk as a child. She grew up (and lived and died) in Oxford. She had the best accent, too.

Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking 'pigeons milk' is a kooky British euphemism since only mammals lactate.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

no, I have heard the term used to describe the regurgitated food that pigeons feed to their squabs (=chicks) but how exactly you'd extract it to feed it to humans is anyone's guess.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

That may be an Oxford Mystery, Mark.

Courtesy of Houston Zoo:

Pigeons usually feed their young within an hour or two of hatching. The parent takes the squab’s soft bill, with its swollen boat-shaped under mandible, into its own mouth and regurgitates pigeons’ milk. For the first few days, the squab gets only pigeons’ milk. At about the third or fourth day, it also gets morsels of any soft foods and any small seeds that the parent has eaten. By the time it is half-fledged, it is getting whatever the parents have eaten with a little pigeons’ milk.

So, yes, more like pigeons puke.

Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I've *been* to Houston Zoo! I remember taking a picture of the White Throated Go-Away Bird, which has got to be the BEST BIRD NAME EVER.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

but does it make puke?

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The Go-Away Bird is also known as the Louri. They are numerous in southern Africa, and congregate in bushes like a load of big grey peonies, all fluffy. They are loud and obnoxious.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I know nothing of their regurgitatory tendencies, though.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)


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