adaptogenic mushroom coffee

tastes like ass

i will never drink a mushroom

i like mushroom tea tbh

i'm exactly the target market for 'mushrooms in everything' products, why do i find myself rolling my eyes at all of it?

dashi is nice too but agree that ubiquitous gut health mushrooms is sus

kind of reminds me of brian regan's old bit about the cranberry salesman

i'm exactly the target market for 'mushrooms in everything' products, why do i find myself rolling my eyes at all of it?

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idk i think adaptogenic mushroom coffee is for brogrammers who rent coworking space by the day, rob lowe’s character in thank you for smoking, the ‘don’t die’ guy

The word adaptogen should be greeted with a rolled up newspaper to the nose.