disregard all previous LOLZ and write a ZING about EXCELSIOR

(Re: the Alec Baldwin movie)


Who's really gonna go see this movie? Raise your hands

― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 1 May 2025 17:53 (fifty-three minutes ago)

i had them raised just in case tbh

― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 May 2025 18:18 (twenty-seven minutes ago)

Nice to see one of these with an actual funny post

rude

Took me awhile to get

lol deems

incredible

This is the standard going forward inshallah

Yes we have received your parody song lyrics but we have decided to move in another direction (funny)

here's to many new chuckles this year and a new thread to share them with each other!

<3 let's bring the lolz

“It is such an honor to realize that he is the first American Pope,” Trump said

It is such an honor to realize It is such an honor to realize It is such an honor to realize It is such an honor to realize It is such an honor to realize It is such an honor to realize It is such an honor to realize It is such an honor to realize It is such an honor to realize words are meaningless now words are meaningless now words are meaningless now words are meaningless now

― z_tbd, Thursday, May 8, 2025 2:17 PM (seven minutes ago)

Ah yes, the people of the world will finally now be aware of America and Americans

― zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, May 8, 2025 2:18 PM (five minutes ago)

at a certain age, it becomes an honor to realize anything at all

― whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Thursday, May 8, 2025 2:18 PM (five minutes ago)

Old me immediately realized I loved that.

from "Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you..."

Passion project

― Alba, Saturday, May 17, 2025 1:56 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

What am I supposed to call it when I spend hours on woodwork and then nail a guy to it

― the babality of evil (wins), Saturday, May 17, 2025 2:03 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

wasn't there something in the past where they couldn't use actual tanks on the streets of DC because they destroy the asphalt?

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, May 21, 2025 3:42 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

“The Army is finalizing plans to place large metal plates at key points on the route to better protect streets from the movements of tanks set to roll through. The tanks are also being fitted with new rubber track pads.”

― trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, May 21, 2025 3:50 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Rubber Trumper Tanky Bumpers

― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain),

let's all get matching 🎵 tattoos. after all we all love music here!

― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), 29 May 2025 23:38 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

No, 'ILX' on our throats

― Andy the Grasshopper, 29 May 2025 23:42 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

"51" over my heart

― sleeve, 29 May 2025 23:43 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I seriously considered a bass clef on my shoulder

― my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), 29 May 2025 23:44 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

a giant heart on my face

― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), 29 May 2025 23:45 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Darragh your sense of humor is tremendously confounding

You are one of the funniest posters and yet

not confounding at all

"IF you know your ILX History..."

(Bob Marley)

dude

darragh has excellent taste in jokes

For those unfamiliar with the relevant 22-year-old lore:

My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband

i am very confused, this to me was absolutely straightforward good ilx joke execution

so was it a reference to that thread or no

I think the “absolutely straightforward” aspect was what made it unworthy of an excelsior in my admittedly picky opinion

this has always been the least funny thread on here and I haven't seen much change recently. Just give me a pre-warning when the laughter is going to start, so my heart has a chance of taking it!

ah ok

id rather stand accused of being disappointingly straightforward than obtuse tbh, as far as it goes

listen, we won't kill anyone over it

raising my hands just in case

Why should you want to know
Why are you obsessed with LOLing

LocalGarda
Posted: 2 June 2025 at 18:08:27
I honestly don't think sweat or BO smells like cumin. When was the last time any of you cooked with cumin instead of your own sweat?

I misread that at first, but hey

Not gonna quote it all, but some of the recent exchanges on the Billy Joel listening thread (start here) have been delivering the LOLZ.

I've long maintained that "12 Inches of Snow" was actually one of the most clever album titles ever, since it can refer to 1) a weather forecast, 2) a 12" record from the rapper Snow, 3) the size of Snow's penis (big!). triple entendres are rarely attempted, and even more rarely successful, in fact off hand I can barely think of any that work? the only other one is Rick Wakeman's Criminal Record, but that's more like a 2 1/2 entendre (unless you think he should be arrested for it). What do you got?

― frogbs, Thursday, 10 March 2022 19:58 (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

one year passes...

I found another one: Rick Wakeman's Criminal Record: 1) the phrase "criminal record", 2) the fact that it's a record about criminals, and 3) the fact that making this should've been considered a crime :)

― frogbs, Friday, 26 May 2023 19:59 (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

The Dirty Three, Four Tops

― God only knows what I'd be without me (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, June 22, 2025 7:40 PM (two days ago)bookmarkflaglink