List of 1981 box office number-one films in the United States

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I omitted Raiders of the Lost Ark and Superman II, the year's highest-grossing films. Some of these are lost to time. Did you know Alan J. Pakula directed Jane Fonda and Kris Kristofferson in Rollover? Or that Mommie Dearest hit #1? Or Ft. Apache the Bronx doing the same for five weeks?!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_1981_box_office_number-one_films_in_the_United_States

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Time Bandits 24
Excalibur 11
Arthur 7
Mommie Dearest 3
Hardly Working 3
Stir Crazy 2
Rollover 1
Halloween II 1
The Four Seasons 1
Bustin' Loose 1
Fort Apache, The Bronx 1
Friday the 13th Part 2 1
Omen III: The Conflict 1
Happy Birthday to Me 0
The Incredible Shrinking Woman 0
Paternity 0
Back Roads 0
Continental Divide 0
Tarzan, the Ape Man 0
Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams 0
Neighbors 0


the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 May 2025 15:01 (one month ago)

Never heard of Back Roads, Paternity or Rollover. After reading the Wikipedia summary of Bustin' Loose, I think I'm going with Excalibur.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Saturday, 10 May 2025 15:12 (one month ago)

Excalibur or Time Bandits for me, my sense of mischief died a long time ago

i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 May 2025 15:13 (one month ago)

crazy remembering how briefly huge Richard Pryor was

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 May 2025 15:16 (one month ago)

I gotta say that this is not an attractive poster image:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Four_seasonsmovieposter.jpg

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 10 May 2025 15:17 (one month ago)

https://i.imgur.com/x1bGPeX.jpg

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 May 2025 15:18 (one month ago)

The Four Seasons, Alan Alda's writer-director debut, was one of the top films of its years. I remember a Dissolve Forgotbusters piece about it: https://thedissolve.com/features/forgotbusters/544-the-agonizing-dullness-of-alan-aldas-the-four-seas/

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 May 2025 15:19 (one month ago)

So wait, did you leave French Lieutenant's Woman off?

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 10 May 2025 15:19 (one month ago)

crazy remembering how briefly huge Richard Pryor was

Belushi too -- had two separate number one films, one of which was a two-week holiday smash!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 10 May 2025 15:20 (one month ago)

So wait, did you leave French Lieutenant's Woman off?

― Ned Raggett,

you might say I forgotbustered it

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 May 2025 15:22 (one month ago)

Bustin’ Loose is dire, but still preferable to Tarzan the Ape Man, maybe the worst directed movie ever released by a major studio.

In this company, the low-wattage pleasures of Stir Crazy and The Four Seasons and Arthur feel like Golden Age Hollywood.

cryptosicko, Saturday, 10 May 2025 15:24 (one month ago)

Voted Arthur for the theme song. Due to my itunes app almost totally corrupting the album art on my iPhone, my bacharach box set has Sagat’s “Funk Dat!” as the cover.

trm (tombotomod), Saturday, 10 May 2025 15:26 (one month ago)

I remember seeing Time Bandits in the theater… voted for Omen 3 … v underrated imo

sarahell, Saturday, 10 May 2025 15:31 (one month ago)

Gawd I finally got around to seeing Hardly Working just the other day. Weird seeing middle-aged Jerry Lewis still doing his man-child character - in suburban South Florida - including recycled gags and very late period yellow-face. I did laugh a few times.

I’ll go with Arthur. My dark horse is Happy Birthday to Me, an enjoyably loopy slasher.

Josefa, Saturday, 10 May 2025 16:35 (one month ago)

haha for her 13th birthday my sister wanted to be taken to see the (R-rated) Happy Birthday To Me and got way more than she bargained for

I def saw Excalibur in theater, maybe Time Bandits too

sleeve, Saturday, 10 May 2025 16:43 (one month ago)

I must have been 6 or 7 when I walked in on my old man watching Fort Apache. I saw the scene where the cops throw the 'rioter' from the roof, and it burst into tears — proper formative film moment.

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Saturday, 10 May 2025 16:44 (one month ago)

I always mix up Happy Birthday To Me and Bloody Birthday.

cryptosicko, Saturday, 10 May 2025 16:46 (one month ago)

I wish Eric H. were still around to talk about HBTM, a film I learned about just last week because of that unforgettable poster.

Fort Apache is exploitative trash but Paul Newman is at his best.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 May 2025 16:50 (one month ago)

rollover sucks

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 10 May 2025 16:53 (one month ago)

It’s just too dull iirc. Hard to make that subject matter interesting - stock trading shenanigans

Josefa, Saturday, 10 May 2025 16:56 (one month ago)

Kristofferson is miscast too

Josefa, Saturday, 10 May 2025 16:57 (one month ago)

It was on TCM a few months back. I gave up 20 mins in.

cryptosicko, Saturday, 10 May 2025 16:57 (one month ago)

This is a classic interzone year: the '80s not yet born but with seeds planted (i.e. Raiders).

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:04 (one month ago)

As Damien staggers through the courtyard and collapses, Christ then appears in the archway above him as a corporealized bright light. Damien mocks Christ for thinking he has won, and then collapses and dies from the dagger's wound. DeCarlo reappears carrying Peter's body and hands him to a praying Kate. As they leave the ruins, Bible passages are shown on-screen.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:05 (one month ago)

Laugh about it, cry about it, when you've got to choose...

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:08 (one month ago)

I have seen two from this list: Excalibur, which I remember as minor Boorman, and Time Bandits, frankly the only Terry Gilliam film I retain a strong fondness for despite its creator's terribleness.

Quite possibly if I had seen Excalibur as a kid and Time Bandits in my 20's this would be the other way around.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:09 (one month ago)

waht

Excalibur is canonical Boorman, the reason he exists as a director.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:10 (one month ago)

struggling to think of anything else he's done that's half as worthwhile, plus Nicol Williamson is a winner on his own

i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:12 (one month ago)

Catch Us If You Can and Point Blank are five star films.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:13 (one month ago)

Point Blank, Deliverance, The Exorcist II, Excalibur, Hope and Glory, The General -- a fine filmography.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:14 (one month ago)

admittedly i overlooked Point Blank but i'm sure i've seen a chunk of the Dave Clarke movie and gtfo

i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:15 (one month ago)

The General is really good but for Nicol Williamson substitute Brendan Gleeson, don't care about Hope and Glory or Exorcist II, Deliverance is a memetic nothing of a movie

i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:17 (one month ago)

It's great! Boorman tasked with making some A Hard Day's Night rip off and instead he delivers this rainy miserable classic, almost post apocalyptic in tone.

It's got a StudioCanal blu now and pops up on TPTV, give it a full view you won't regret it.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:18 (one month ago)

TPTV always shows it at 6 in the morning in the same slot as Freddie and the Dreamers/Acker Bilk/Skiffle Boys Run Wild movies, i'm not sure it's the best time slot for me to engage

i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:19 (one month ago)

i'm just rhetorically lashing out tbf, you're wrong about Excalibur, it is not a Great Movie but it is a beautiful one

i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:20 (one month ago)

if you only compare boorman to himself, then your idea of what's minor or major could be wildly different than if you are comparing boorman to dozens or hundreds of other noteworthy directors

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:20 (one month ago)

well, yeah!

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:23 (one month ago)

The real question now is: is Arthur major or minor Gordon?

(While googling to find the director's name I discovered the Portuguese title is Arthur, The Happy Conqueror)

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:27 (one month ago)

I’m a Gregghead so Arthur it is for me. This is the only one is saw in a theater.

Bangel, Bangel & Bangel (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:33 (one month ago)

Excalibur is amazing, not just for Nicol Williamson but also for Nigel Terry, who plays Arthur as if he fell off his horse and landed on his head right before they called "Action!"

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:37 (one month ago)

Excalibur's a Wagner mixtape load of fluff really but still it mesmerised me as a teenager, as did Helen Mirren and whatsisname who played Merlin. Classic.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:44 (one month ago)

Excalibur
Friday the 13th Part 2

honestly difficult choice for me

ivy., Saturday, 10 May 2025 17:55 (one month ago)

Excalibur is one of my earliest cinema-going experiences, seen in a small theatre on the ferry to Ireland. My mum let me and my sister go on our own, under the misapprehension that it was a kid-friendly movie. Turns out we were definitely a bit too young for it.

Kim Kimberly, Saturday, 10 May 2025 18:04 (one month ago)

Mirren's best movie and performance imo

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 May 2025 18:04 (one month ago)

Time Bandits by a long way, Excalibur has crimped hair and bead curtains so loses out on authenticity just for a start. Above Boorman filmography missed Zardoz, maybe his finest moment after Point Blank?

tangerine bream (Matt #2), Saturday, 10 May 2025 18:10 (one month ago)

Zardoz is another that made a big impact on me as a teenager. Classic.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 10 May 2025 18:21 (one month ago)

I had thought Scanners topped the US box office upon release and was surprised to find it missing from this list. Apparently Cronenberg just claimed it did in an interview, so I wonder if he misremembered or if it was a different box office chart.

eatandoph (Neue Jesse Schule), Saturday, 10 May 2025 18:25 (one month ago)

I voted Excalibur for the armored sex scene

sleeve, Saturday, 10 May 2025 18:37 (one month ago)

I went with Time Bandits, mostly for the kind of childhood nostalgia others have mentioned. I really loved it when it came out. There are a bunch of these I haven’t seen and I’m not in any hurry to. I remember liking Excalibur, but haven’t seen it in forever.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 10 May 2025 19:11 (one month ago)

I saw Fort Apache the Bronx on TV, never seen the unedited version. I don’t remember a lot about it, but it definitely contributed to my formative sense of New York City grit and decay. And for whatever reason, my dad wanted to see Neighbors, so we went to see that in the theater. Maybe Siskel and Ebert gave it a good review or something. I remember it being pretty good? One of my introductions to the idea of “black comedy.”

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 10 May 2025 19:13 (one month ago)

I also saw Neighbors in a theater and aside from the dark comedic tone of it I also remember it was the first time I saw a punk rock girl in a movie (Belushi’s daughter).

Also saw Incredible Shrinking Woman and the Cheech & Chong one at the theater, enjoyed both but no idea if they would hold up.

Josefa, Saturday, 10 May 2025 19:27 (one month ago)

Oh shit just realised I have seen Neighbours too, late night on tv. It was good.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 10 May 2025 20:03 (one month ago)

I liked Neighbours when I was a kid. It was from when I had got my first clunky VHS recorder and got into rewatching movies. Some peak performances from Belushi and Ackroyd, as much as that might mean to you!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 10 May 2025 20:09 (one month ago)

voted raiders

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 May 2025 01:43 (one month ago)

Time Bandits all the way.

birdistheword, Sunday, 11 May 2025 01:54 (one month ago)

Guess I should watch Happy Birthday

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 May 2025 02:35 (one month ago)

Crazy that Cathy Moriarty was only 20 in Neighbors playing Dan Aykroyd’s wife… her next film after playing Jake La Motta’s wife in Raging Bull.

Josefa, Sunday, 11 May 2025 02:57 (one month ago)

Hardly Working went to #1??

Chris L, Sunday, 11 May 2025 03:33 (one month ago)

Excalibur and Zardoz have really good commentary tracks from John Boorman that are presumably available on the modern blu-ray releases. I learn from the former that he ended up keeping Helen Mirren's golden breastplate. They achieved the glowing green armour effect by simply shining green-tinted spotlights at the actors. The man who played Arthur's knight's swordsmith was the armourer, and a couple of the cast members were Boorman's children, which in one scene must have been really awkward to direct. One of the locations was reused from Zardoz but with a different matte painting.

The commentary for Zardoz is sweet because he was obviously fond of the film but aware of its shortcomings, and it appears to have been a jolly shoot. It's actually surprising he could remember any of it, but then again films have production ledgers so presumably there was at least one sober person on set during the making of that film.

A long time ago I rewatched Deliverance and was struck by how strange it is. Is is a thriller, a horror film, an adventure film, a psychological drama? It's all of those things, with a bleakly down-to-earth tone that's vintage 1970s. And it was a huge hit. I got interested in Boorman's career after that because he's so erratic. He has an incredibly diverse filmography.

I'm only aware of total box-office numbers, so it's surprising to see that Time Bandits and Excalibur actually topped the box-office. They were "things", if only for a week. People in Des Moines and Hackensack, New Jersey were aware of them, if only for a short while. There was a brief period when the people of Green Bank, West Virginia, debated whether to go and see a Terry Gilliam film at the cinema. That kind of thing doesn't happen nowadays.

And, as mentioned, 1981 feels like the grey area in between the 1970s and 1980s. Raiders of the Lost Ark had come out, but Back to the Future was some ways off. I mentally associate the period with flatly-lit, brown films where the main characters are worried-looking middle-aged people as in e.g. Wolfen. I like to think that The Osterman Weekend (1983) was the last of the breed. But there was Winter Kills and Wrong is Right from the same period.

The weird thing is that the harder I look, the more films with Sean Connery and Michael Caine emerge from the mist, and yet those two actors can only have been in a finite amount of films, and yet the more I look the more films appear. The Black Windmill. The internet says 1974, but when did it actually appear?

Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 11 May 2025 10:29 (one month ago)

otm re Deliverance.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 May 2025 11:50 (one month ago)

Only title I have absolutely no recognition of is Back Roads; I used to watch Siskel & Ebert's "Sneak Previews" on PBS religiously.

Voting Time Bandits.

Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 11 May 2025 15:05 (one month ago)

Back Roads: Martin Ritt's forgotten follow-up to Norma Rae, w/Field & Tommy Lee Jones

Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 May 2025 15:59 (one month ago)

Thanks...I just watched two TV trailers, can't say if I remember seeing them at the time.

Wikipedia plot synopsis is amusingly mjnimal:

Amy Post is a $20-a-trick hooker in Mobile, Alabama. One night she entertains Elmore Pratt, an ex-boxer who has just been fired from his job at a car wash. He cannot pay her for services rendered.

Pratt punches a plainclothes police officer. He and Amy drive away together, intending to head for California, bickering along the way.

Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 11 May 2025 16:16 (one month ago)

Is Hardly Working the one with Jolly “Fats” Weehawken Airlines? That haunts me more than 40 years later (I watched multiple times some late period Jerry Lewis movie on HBO in the early ‘80s, just not sure if it was that one).

Bangel, Bangel & Bangel (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 11 May 2025 16:30 (one month ago)

No, that’s Cracking Up (1983). The most exciting thing that happens in Hardly Working is Jerry gets a job at the post office.

Josefa, Sunday, 11 May 2025 16:40 (one month ago)

I remember that Cracking Up was mentioned in this thread here, with a clip from the opening scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtqFEpZOfuM

The astonishing thing is that it came out in 1983! I would never have guessed. As one of the commentators points out the material is okay, but it would have been funnier if the camera had simply stayed still.

Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 11 May 2025 18:38 (one month ago)

As a kid writing espionage fiction, I loved Rollover for all of its seriousness. When Kristofferson died recently, I read some remembrance of him related to how crazy it was to make Kris Kristofferson shave his beard for a role.

Anyway, voted for Bustin' Loose which I somehow saw in the theater a bunch of times when I was 10-11.

the way out of (Eazy), Sunday, 11 May 2025 18:47 (one month ago)

Time Bandits was a "thing" for more than a week; looking at that list it topped the box office for four weeks in November! That was what I voted for, out of the like eight and a half of these I've seen.

servoret, Sunday, 11 May 2025 21:15 (one month ago)

My favorite film that likely made it into multiplexes in 1981 sadly didn’t make it here: “Modern Romance.” Might not have been a huge hit though.

birdistheword, Sunday, 11 May 2025 21:34 (one month ago)

xp yeah Time Bandits was the 10th highest grossing film that year.

Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 11 May 2025 21:44 (one month ago)

Check the 1982 list, birdistheword.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 May 2025 22:08 (one month ago)

^ That has Modern Problems - a Chevy Chase movie - at number one, not Modern Romance

Josefa, Sunday, 11 May 2025 22:26 (one month ago)

Oh lol I misread

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 May 2025 22:39 (one month ago)

Only title I have absolutely no recognition of is Back Roads; I used to watch Siskel & Ebert's "Sneak Previews" on PBS religiously.

They reviewed it!

https://vimeo.com/852821682

cryptosicko, Monday, 12 May 2025 15:41 (one month ago)

Tarzan The Ape Man is a great film if you're a 14 year old boy with no access to real porn and it's on channel 4 at 11pm

zoloft keeps liftin' me (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 May 2025 15:51 (one month ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 17 May 2025 00:01 (one month ago)

Mommie Dearest was the most memorable and enjoyable film of this bunch. Its depiction of Joan Crawford was fascinating and it kind of destroyed Faye Dunaway's career

Dan S, Saturday, 17 May 2025 00:11 (one month ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 18 May 2025 00:01 (one month ago)

one month passes...

QT on Happy Birthday To Me, which sounds pretty kooky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iepRqK33dc

cryptosicko, Monday, 23 June 2025 11:24 (five days ago)


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