Cory Perry
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 01:43 (two months ago)
it's corey, and he's your guy now
did we ever learn why chicago straight-up waived him two years ago? such an asshole that he was infecting the kids with his assholeness?
anyway wow are teams splashing out for defensemen (who aren't really worth it)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 02:26 (two months ago)
no idea how vegas can afford mitch marner at $12m/yr but i guess alex pietrangelo doing the whole hossa/pronger basically-dead-but-on-long-term-injury-status helps
florida re-signing marchant to a six-year deal is absurd -- he's 37 -- but it's front-loaded, apparently still legal, and reasonable if you've won two Cups in a row and are looking for a third before the salary cap destroys you
see also florida bringing everyone else back
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 03:03 (two months ago)
He fucked bedard’s mom iirc
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 03:09 (two months ago)
i don't think i buy that, but ok
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 03:25 (two months ago)
can't believe Florida keeps getting away with it.
also can't believe Boeser signed with Vancouver, really thought he was gone
― symsymsym, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 04:27 (two months ago)
Pretty happy with what the isles have done so far. Team needs to stay healthy this season though. I know the cap is going up by a lot but the Canes and Habs signing mid-tier Dmen K'Andre Miller and Noah Dobson to expensive 8 year deals feels risky, even if they are both young. I have a feeling there will be a lot of trades in the summer to counter the weak FA market, Ehlers aside.
― Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 15:42 (two months ago)
kings spent an awful lot of money on brian dumoulin and cody ceci, neither of whom should be anything but a third pairing
ken holland's first order of business: let's make this team older
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 20:38 (two months ago)
Speaking of old, wings signed James Van Riemsdyk for some reason
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 22:50 (two months ago)
isles did good not hiring Ken Holland
― Michael F Gill, Thursday, 3 July 2025 16:12 (two months ago)
so it'll be Utah Mammoth. singular. weird. could be worse i guess.
― andrew m., Thursday, 3 July 2025 20:30 (two months ago)
Utah Yeti would have been more fun but there are trademark issues with the brand
― Michael F Gill, Thursday, 3 July 2025 22:03 (two months ago)
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6525427/2025/07/31/hockey-hall-of-fame-tiers-nhl-inductees/
Seeing that Tavares has 494 goals made me spit out my drink
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 1 August 2025 20:24 (one month ago)
happy 38th to sidney crosby
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 August 2025 22:16 (one month ago)
rip ken dryden : /
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 September 2025 00:33 (yesterday)