Why are punks at it like rabbits?

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Seriously! Why? In many ways they're not at all different from the indiekid massive, yet why is it punks get all the luck?

― Bill, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Indie kids ARE at it like rabbits!

― Tom, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What, eating lettuce?

― Emma, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Playing Salad Jenga does not make you an indie kid.

― Tom, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

not down here they're not - I've been grunge since before grunge and I haven't had a root since....oops, disclosure alert....

― Geoff, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Any indie kid not currently 'at it' should make their way to the Belle & Sebastian picnic in Regents Park on Saturday - these things inevitable turn into great big, drunken indie PASHfests. And if picnicking's not your thing, get thee to TIGERMILKING at which CABBAGE, LIXIBELL AND I ARE DJING. Has this been mentioned yet? BETSEY TROTWOOD, FARRINGDON, 8PM-1AM. I will play Yes Sir, I Can Boogie, so come along and prove you can too. Plug plug blah blah.

― Madchen, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are you guaranteeing a shag for anyone going to Tigermilking?

― Tom, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I totally know where you're coming from Bill. I don't know why I sense this, as I don't have much to do with punks, them being ridiculous and everything, but I do think they tend to have a lot of sex. But only with other punks, so I wouldn't get too envious.

Madchen is totally making it up about pash-fests at B&S picnics, in case anyone had any doubts.

― Nick, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh dear. I must hide the Hefner records before BADNESS STARTS. Mumble moan grr.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that reminds me, I must dig out some Hefner to play on Saturday.

― cabbage, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

NYAARRRRGRHHHHHH. Watch out else I vow to rename my DJ Pied Piper cd to "The Arsey Hefner Bums EP" and watch and LARF at the AYIA NAPA CARNAGE.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pinefox, you're needed over here please.

― cabbage, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is all disturbing me. I have images of Belle and Sebastian fans in a horde -- A CONCEPT THAT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL OTHERS, IF NOT MYSELF -- all rubbing themselves over each other with stuffed animals and then using them as sex toys in the gloaming of a lovely English summer evening. Beanie Babies were not made for such abuse.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned, have you been to one before then?

― cabbage, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"rubbing themselves over each other with stuffed animals and then using them as sex toys in the gloaming of a lovely English summer evening": so you wd distinguish them from the rest of the UK population how?

― mark s, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm quite looking forward to Saturday now... well as long as there's a clear EXIT sign for when someone decides it's a good idea to play a Hefner song.

― Martin, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Should I bring my home-made vibrator then?

― Tom, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It is more traditional to bake a cake. But whatever makes you happy.

― Martin, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bake a great big cake and burst out of it, wearing skimpy red underwear and brandishing your home made vibrator.

― Madchen, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

All you need to say to a punk girl is "Bush Sucks" and her knickers go transparent with juice. Seriously. You don't even need to articulate an alternative foreign policy to have her giving up sky...

― JM, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

is that cause she's like interpreting "Bush Sucks!" in the same way as people interpret a call of "Ice Cream! Ice Cream! Delicious Ice Cream!"

― Nick, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry.

― Nick, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Punks being at it? Don't make sense, what about that Dead Kennedys song? hey? It's those lame-arse guys in Crazy Town who get all the action.

― jel, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*Must* you mention those assholes.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As for Mark S.'s query -- hey, I wouldn't know, I don't live there. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Punks may well get all the action, but they are DAMN UGLY, so they're welcome to it.

― DG, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Punks are sexy, and all the B&S fans I know personally (not many, but including myself) are quite repressed.

― Lyra, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ain't nutting wrong with being repressed? Is there?...o i c

― jel, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Repressed people don't get a lot of sex. And have themselves to blame for it. It's horrible, I tell you!

― Lyra, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not repressed, nor am I strictly a Belle & Sebastian fan either. But punks are ugly.

― DG, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, punks are gorgeous. Even the ugly ones. Mmm.

― Lyra, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cute punks gettin' it on = classic.

Crusty punks gettin' it on = crusty hippies gettin' it on = TOTAL BARFBAG DUD.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four months pass...

Hmmm. Who get's the most action, d'yer reckon? Disko bunnie clubbers?
The Nu-Mettaler kids always seem to be all over each other a lot, mostly within their large groups that congregate in the high street each Saturday.

― DavidM, Sunday, 6 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i had the misfortune to just be reminded by this thread, in april i will regain my two year hymen..sigh.

― geoff, Sunday, 6 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

because of proud scum

― di, Sunday, 6 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Um... the carbon dioxide is the source to pleasure and masterbation

― carlos antagony, Sunday, 13 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

Indisputably.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I miss Smash.:(

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

He's probably at it like a rabbit right now.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://store.rabbitvalley.org/image_cache/1903.jpgâ‰¥

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

thirteen years pass...

Hahahaha

― ChrisGraveDiggerChauncey, Sunday, 22 October 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

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