U.S. presidential middle names poll

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which one do you like best?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Hussein 8
Gamaliel 5
Milhous 4
Delano 3
S. 2
Robinette 1
Clark 1
Knox 1
Birchard 1
Rudolph 0
Earl 0
Wilson 0
Herbert Walker 0
Jefferson 0
Walker 0
Henry 0
John 0
Grover 0
Baines 0
Howard 0
Woodrow 0
Alan 0
Calvin 0
Abram 0
Ulysses 0
Dwight 0
Fitzgerald 0
Quincy 0


budo jeru, Thursday, 25 September 2025 14:40 (four months ago)

Milhous gave us a famous TV character (with an extra letter tacked on), so I'll go with that.

clemenza, Thursday, 25 September 2025 14:44 (four months ago)

i think Quincy, Ulysses, Gamaliel, S., Milhous, Hussein, and Robinette are all contenders but it's hard to pick. only one dud here, and from exactly whom you'd expect.

i learned while putting this together that the first five U.S. presidents do not have middle names, and over ten additional presidents don't have one either

budo jeru, Thursday, 25 September 2025 14:46 (four months ago)

Still can’t believe we had a president with a name like Barry Soetoro

Mr. T's Ballroom (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 25 September 2025 15:45 (four months ago)

Eisenhower’s middle name was David…

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Thursday, 25 September 2025 15:49 (four months ago)

i used birth names for everybody except Ford

budo jeru, Thursday, 25 September 2025 15:54 (four months ago)

Dwight David "Ike" Eisenhower (born David Dwight Eisenhower; October 14, 1890 – March 28, 1969) was the 34th president of the United States, serving from 1953 to 1961.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 25 September 2025 16:08 (four months ago)

His mother soon reversed his two forenames after his birth to avoid the confusion of having two Davids in the family.[9]

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 25 September 2025 16:09 (four months ago)

also re: Grant

According to Grant, the "S." did not stand for anything. Upon graduation from the academy he adopted the name "Ulysses S. Grant".[16] Another version of the story states that Grant inverted his first and middle names to register at West Point as "Ulysses Hiram Grant" as he thought reporting to the academy with a trunk that carried the initials H.U.G. would subject him to teasing and ridicule. Upon finding that Hamer had nominated him as "Ulysses S. Grant," Grant decided to keep the name so that he could avoid the "hug" monogram; and it was easier to keep the wrong name than to try changing school records.[17]

budo jeru, Thursday, 25 September 2025 16:11 (four months ago)

so it's kind of interesting that we have two presidents who used an "S." for a middle name that didn't stand for anything

budo jeru, Thursday, 25 September 2025 16:11 (four months ago)

Fitzgerald and Delano are pretty classic as well

budo jeru, Friday, 26 September 2025 17:20 (four months ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 9 October 2025 00:01 (three months ago)

i think Quincy, Ulysses, Gamaliel, S., Milhous, Hussein, and Robinette are all contenders but it's hard to pick.

Robinette is an obvious ‘mom’s maiden name’ tho and therefore smacks of boarding school, Gone with the Wind

Cock A. Doodledoo (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 9 October 2025 00:51 (three months ago)

Slightly tempted to vote for John in protest and bafflement of Knox, Birchard, Gamaliel, Milhous, and Robinette. Loved the anecdote about Ulysses S. Grant.

Naledi, Thursday, 9 October 2025 10:58 (three months ago)

Robinette is very close to the French word for penis

Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Thursday, 9 October 2025 12:09 (three months ago)

Lol, only figuratively but you could use it with a child (ton petit robinet). Robinet means tap (for example "eau du robinet": tap water).

Naledi, Thursday, 9 October 2025 12:28 (three months ago)

donald hussein trump

harper valley paul thomas anderson (voodoo chili), Thursday, 9 October 2025 16:55 (three months ago)

Partial to Dornald “Orenthal” Trump

Mr. T's Ballroom (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 October 2025 17:05 (three months ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 10 October 2025 00:01 (three months ago)

better turnout than i expected

budo jeru, Friday, 10 October 2025 18:47 (three months ago)

wonder which u.s. pres gave the hardest middle finger

brimstead, Friday, 10 October 2025 21:01 (three months ago)

LBJ

budo jeru, Friday, 10 October 2025 21:01 (three months ago)


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