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This is the thread where we express our appreciation for the noble art of cartography.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 28 November 2002 10:37 (twenty-three years ago)

but i thiught this thread was about maps! haha! :)

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 28 November 2002 10:38 (twenty-three years ago)

cartography is the cruellest science

Alan (Alan), Thursday, 28 November 2002 10:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a copy of the National Geographic atlas at home, it's gigantic. It rules!

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 28 November 2002 10:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok where shall I begin? er later for this I have to get some stuff done by 12

Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 November 2002 10:40 (twenty-three years ago)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm maps. i often get us lost when i am navigating PURELY BECUASE my attention has wandered to other parts of the map. when i am paying attention i am a great navigator, obv.

i was most gratified to see due attention being paid to Tolkien's map of middle-earth in the extended LotR: FotR!

katie (katie), Thursday, 28 November 2002 10:43 (twenty-three years ago)

i started a map thread and nobody posted.

maps i have with me at my current house:

greater london a-z
manchester a-z
berlin street map
postcode/borough map of london
diagrammatic map of the tube
1987 rand mcanally america roadmap
london: photographic atlas
england: photographic atlas

i have much more back at my parents

oh, and best site evah!

gareth (gareth), Thursday, 28 November 2002 10:50 (twenty-three years ago)

When I was at school, a friend of mine covered his walls and ceiling with maps. I was *irked* because I would have done the same thing but didn't want to look like a copyist.

Maps are wonderful things. I can't list all the ones I have at home, cos I have *loads* (a huge pile just of maps of the Outer Hebrides, for example).

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 28 November 2002 11:06 (twenty-three years ago)

the best maps evah are the new ordnance survey 1:25 000 ones that replace the old pathfinder ones and are more like the outdoor leisure maps. they're in the orange jackets -what are they called? i forget. britain has the best mapping in the world by a distance.

that link is ace, gareth.

michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 28 November 2002 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.imagemagician.com/images/000000/SwellMaps.JPG

unknown or illegal user (doorag), Thursday, 28 November 2002 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)

we have some lovely maps at work, ranging from the 17th century onwards. I particularly like the carey maps, that are pretty colours and just take the one road, and so are long and thin.

Our maps are very underused, it's a huge shame.

Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 28 November 2002 11:31 (twenty-three years ago)

The new OS maps with orange covers are Explorers, aren't they?

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 28 November 2002 11:31 (twenty-three years ago)

thanks, caitlin.

michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 28 November 2002 11:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I first fell in love with maps when I was doing Joggers at school, aged about 11, when we had to learn all the ordnance survey symbols for "church with a spire" etc, and learning to read co-ordinates. I loved the way a string of numbers could pinpoint exactly where you were.

I collect old maps of places all round the world that I have visited/lived in, and frame them. The walls in my hallway and stairs are filled with them.

I have a vast collection of large scale UK ordnance survey maps too. Earlier this year I drove around the Isle of Wight in my Land Rover, via all the off-road trailways marked on the map (The Tennyson Trail etc). That was brilliant fun.

C J (C J), Thursday, 28 November 2002 11:34 (twenty-three years ago)

When I was in infants school I would always finish my work before anyone else, so to give me something to do my teacher gave me a squared exercise book for me to draw fantasy maps in. I filled at least two of them, and I always used the Ordnance Survey symbols for everything.

(the symbols from the old One Inch series maps, because my map-love started with a pile of One Inch maps that my grandad gave me)

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 28 November 2002 11:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I love maps. I used to pore over atlases when I was a kid, and still do if I find one lying around. I was shocked by my lack of knowledge of American greography - and I still don't know more than half the world's capitals.

Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 28 November 2002 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

When I was in infants school I would always finish my work before anyone else, so to give me something to do my teacher gave me a squared exercise book for me to draw fantasy maps in. I filled at least two of them, and I always used the Ordnance Survey symbols for everything.

i still do this now!

michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 28 November 2002 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I like city maps best, but I look at them a lot. I buy loads of travel guides, and spend silly time poring over the city maps. I don't quite understand the appeal, but it's compulsive.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 28 November 2002 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Was there a big backlash in Cartography Circles when the London Underground Tube Map came out to great acclaim (assuming it did)?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 28 November 2002 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd have thought it would have been well received - a good mapper would understand the right times to be topographic or topological...

michael (michael), Thursday, 28 November 2002 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

i was most gratified to see due attention being paid to Tolkien's map of middle-earth in the extended LotR: FotR!

Quite right. But you notice how they moved Bree a bit and ignored the Old Forest entirely and...

Is Karen Wynn Fonstad's Atlas of Middle-earth an essential purchase? Yes, my friends.

Recently the library cleared out a huge load of maps. I scored so many old National Geographic maps you couldn't believe it. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 November 2002 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
Reviving thread because there's a great weblog about maps.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
BBC2 UK
Map Man
Wed 27 Jul, 7:00 pm - 7:30 pm 30mins

Harry Beck's London Underground Map: Explorer Nicholas Crane examines Harry Beck's iconic and lasting tube map, which was modelled on circuit diagrams.

(it's a repeat but i missed it the first twice around)

koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:52 (twenty years ago)

Hurrah! Except it isn't a map!

RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:57 (twenty years ago)

Yes, tis a diagramme and not a map, but I still love it. Unfortunately, I won't be home in time to watch it.

(Though I'm trying to think if I've seen this before - or am I confusing it with the series where someone went round the Monopoly Board with an A to Z.)

It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

Wait there - what's the difference between a map and a diagram in this instance then?

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:06 (twenty years ago)

Which reminds me, I need to go to Stanfords or however it is spelled.

It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:07 (twenty years ago)

please don't shoot the messenger. kthxbye.

koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:07 (twenty years ago)

I was not shooting! I was hoping for an orderly and intellectual debate on the differences between a diagramme and a map!

I thought it had something to do with the more representational nature of a map - that a diagramme does not have to be to scale or geographically accurate in the way that a map should.

It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:10 (twenty years ago)

Isn't a map just a particular type of diagram that shows geographical relationships?

But I suppose that answers my own question - the tube map doesn't really show geographical relationships correctly. Couldn't it just be a map, but one that's wrong though?

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:15 (twenty years ago)

And what the hell am I on about anyway?

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:16 (twenty years ago)

Where is Ed? He would know such things.

It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:16 (twenty years ago)

dictionary.com:
Map:
1. A representation, usually on a plane surface, of a region of the earth or heavens.
2. Something that suggests such a representation, as in clarity of representation.

Diagram:
1. A plan, sketch, drawing, or outline designed to demonstrate or explain how something works or to clarify the relationship between the parts of a whole.
2. Mathematics. A graphic representation of an algebraic or geometric relationship.
3. A chart or graph.

i'd say 'diagram' is more accurate but i'd also argue that 'map' is ok. i'll leave it to other people to point out the inaccuracies in 'underground' and 'tube' 8)

koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:24 (twenty years ago)

More specificsally it is a schematic diagram.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)

What are Schemata?

(And do they make a mess when they bleed?)

It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)

If you were to say "London Underground Diagram", *this* is what I'd think of:

http://www.anorakheaven.com/photos/cob_cr71.jpg

(that's a close-up of the diagram in the Victoria Line Control Room - this is the whole thing)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

so you refer to the Tube Map as a map, but not the Hammersmith & City line as 'the tube'? ;)

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

What about sea charts? Are those maps?

One of the books I'm reading contains dozens of wonderful sea charts. Sand banks and the like always have such fanciful names. "The Swin" etc.

It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

Does a map have to accurately represent scale, or not? (Obv the tube 'map' does not.)

I started reading this the other day
http://bookweb.kinokuniya.co.jp/bimgdata/FC0691115338.JPG
but then in my subconscious fear of maths I sort of mislaid it...

Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

Ah! Ah! That looks like a brilliant book, Archel! I want to read it.

It was the next mathematical quandary solved after Fermat's Last Theorem. (If it has, indeed, been proved?)

It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

I think it has... I must find the book and finish it!

Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

On Exactitude in Science ...In that Empire, the Art of Cartography attained suchPerfection that the map of a single Province occupied the entirety of a City, and the map of the Empire, the entirety ofa Province. In time, those Unconscionable Maps no longersatisfied, and the Cartographers Guilds struck a Map of the Empire whose size was that of the Empire, and which coincided point for point with it. The following Generations, who were not so fond of the Study of Cartography as theirForebears had been, saw that that vast Map was Useless, and not without some Pitilessness was it, that they delivered it up to the Inclemencies of Sun and Winters. In the Deserts of the West, still today, there are Tattered Ruins of that Map,inhabited by Animals and Beggars; in all the Land there isno other Relic of the Disciplines of Geography. J. A. Suárez Miranda, Viajes de varones prudentes, Libro IV, Cap. XLV, Lérida, 1658[Jorge Luis Borges. A Universal History of Infamy (1935), inCollected Fictions (New York: Viking Penguin, 1998), p. 325).Translated by Andrew Hurley.]

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

I LOVE maps. LOVE THEM. Just reading through this thread has reminded me that secretly I should be a mapmaker when I grow up.

giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

The four-colour theorem was sort-of proved back in the 1970s. However, the mathematicians who did it used a computer to do the hard bit, so a lot of other mathematicians thought their proof was a bit iffy

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

i've always wanted to bill a show or event using coordinates, military time, and all that, but my friend said that people weren't clever enough for that kind of thing.

ai lien (kold_krush), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

I was pretty sure that Fermat's Last Theorem said that the Four Colour Problem had not been adequately solved!

It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

...from what I understand, the Four Color Problem was "solved" with brute-force computation. No actual, pretty proofs.

giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Is it really cheating to use a computer in pure maffs then? I don't see why.

Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

The source of all human knowledge:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four-color_problem

giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Is it really cheating to use a computer in pure maffs then?

It is, according to mathematicians who do not know how to program computers.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

man, maths is so cool

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

The mapmaking was always the most fun of AD&D. I mentioned on another thread that the maps I made back then were just about the only possessions I'm sorry I've lost. Did anybody else do maps of whole continents, then smaller sections of coastline, then specific island chains, then specific islands, just to get ready to play a single campaign? There's no way I'm the only one who did that.

Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

i have spent the whole day trying to persuade people to fill in questionnaires about bus maps. it is a soul destroying job and i conclude that The People dont give a fig about such bus maps,a fact that finishes off the struggling remnants of my almost destroyed soul.

ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

hah the joke is of course, yes they arent maps, they are diagrams (where did he exra -me come from?!!). but at any rate, TfL still call em "Spider Maps", so heres my bogus Leeds spider "map"

http://photos21.flickr.com/29095173_088559805e.jpg

ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

Interrupting my train of thought, lines of longitude and latitude...

Cheeseburger-style funbox to GO! Fries come in regular and crepuscular size (Eas, Thursday, 28 July 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I'm sorry - I did mean the book "Fermat's Last Theorem" which said that now that had been solved, well, where were some other insoluable problems for mathematicians to get their heads around. And it suggested the four colour map problem.

What is AD&D? Dungeons and Dragons? I think the only reason I ever really played it as a 12 year old was because it was an excuse to draw loads of maps in increasing detail.

It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Thursday, 28 July 2005 06:48 (twenty years ago)

A-ha! I have discovered the National Maritime Museum's Collection.

This month, their special is Nelson. Last time I visited them it was all about Elizabeth I.

Masonic Boom (kate), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:13 (twenty years ago)

Please, please can someone define "prove" in a mathematical sense without using jargon or complex phrasings?

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

Write it out in logical steps of the form "X is true, therefore Y must be true too", explaining why.

100 years ago it was hoped that one day *every* mathematical theorem would be proved, so you could go step-by-step from 1 + 1 = 2 (and similar) to the most complex parts of maths.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

Try this well known example from popular science fiction drama, Doctor Who:

"All elephants are pink. Nellie is an elephant. Therefore..."
"Nellie must be pink!"

Masonic Boom (kate), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

mark:

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Proof.html

their piece on the 4-clour thm is quite good, too:

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Four-ColorTheorem.html

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:40 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
another interesting-sounding documentary (part of the same series):

BBC2 17/10/2005 8:00 pm
Map Man
Mrs P's A-Z, 1936: How, after getting lost in London with a map that hadn't been updated since 1918, Phyllis Pearsall, a writer, painter, and traveller decided to map the whole of London.

(took me about a month to walk all of page 74 so god knows how long this took her)

koogs (koogs), Monday, 17 October 2005 09:41 (twenty years ago)

Aaaahhhh!!! I think I've seen that - or at least something that was very like that.

I've been really enjoying the few Crane docu's I've actually managed to get home in time to catch. Especially the one where he cycled through the Lake District on a 1930s boneshaker.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 17 October 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

i am def gonna watch this tonight! hurrah! thank you koogsy! i can just about get home for 8, too.

oh oh kate did i tell you about the london map i have been dribbling all over? i've wanted a proper kickarse london wallmap since i moved here, like the ones what you get in taxi offices and estate agents but bigger, and last weekend i went to stanford's and got them all out all over the tables and grraaaaargh went off into a little reverie over them for a while. v tempted by the aa one with the one-way streets but it covered a slightly smaller area than the a-z one and anyway they're always fucking around with the one-way systems in london so i went for the a-z and i feel like it's a design classic anyway, it's become/always was intuitive. it's on the wall opposite my and the russian's rooms now and aaaargh i cannot walk past it without stopping for a quick ogle. num.

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:48 (twenty years ago)

Aaaahhhh! That sounds excellent! Do you remember the map that was on the kitchen wall in Blusher Mansions? Sounds like a similar sort of thing - wallpaper sized A to Z map of London. I used to spend hours looking at it. Jon would be all "Kate! Time for your overdubs!" and I wouldn't hear him because I was tracing the train tracks through Clapham or something.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

I found a really nice site with unusual maps yesterday, but can't remember the address. I'll look it up in my history file when Iget home.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

Stanford's is dangerously near my office. That place is like pr0n to me, better than any redlight shop in Soho. I can spend hours in there, looking at the historical maps in the basement.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

I was tracing the train tracks through Clapham or something.

Most street maps don't get all the Clapham connections *quite* right. They are very complex, though.

(has anyone else on this thread come across the Quail maps? They're the definitive British railway maps)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:56 (twenty years ago)

::quivers with excitement::

Oh god, I didn't need to know about those.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

ooh i think i never saw the one in house of blusher (did you know they all have to move out btw? house bein sold) but it sounds like the same thing... no one is gonna see me for like 3 months now.

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

I have the London Quail map. It is ace.

RickyT (RickyT), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:05 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and when I am grown-up and have my own flat, my kitchen (or possibly bathroom) floor is going to be like that in the basement of Stanford's.

RickyT (RickyT), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

Aaaah, yes! What an excellent idea!

My dad felt the same way - he never got to do the floor, but when he finally got his own office in our house, he just wallpapered the walls with the survey maps for our local area.

Actually, this has been going a long time. When my brother and I were little, in Connecticut, we ended up drawing our own map of the neighbourhood on giant strips of computer printout paper and pinning it to the wall of our rumpus room.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

Ooo, I've been thinking about getting one of the big AtoZ wall maps. And possibly a nice big Underground map. I love maps.

Mmmm, Stanfords. I love their Victorian OS maps. I have an 1896 one of Highgate when my house was surrounded by fields and a working railway.

robster (robster), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:21 (twenty years ago)

There was a radio programme about the A-Z lady a while ago. TV lags behind as always... ;)

Archel (Archel), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

there are always radio programmes about the A to Z lady, though! I think it's written into Radio 4's license that they have to do at least one programme a month to cater to the map freak contingent.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

we have the biggish london a-z on the spare oom wall. I like to pretend that we are running a taxi firm and that steve is actually steve macdonald from corrie.
I don't really. We do have the big map though.

Suckling robot at a warrior rave (alix), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

I rememeber, years and years ago, watching a TV documentary about maps, and particularly about the development of road maps. It said that the first road maps were in the "strip map" format beloved of the AA, and to illustrate it it showed an 18th-century strip map - which, by amazing coincidence, was of the main road through my village!

(stalkers note: it's now the B1203)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

In the bottom of the GLA building, there's a carpet made of the A-Z photo map from the air. It's grebtastic.

PS - I literally went 'oh my fucking god' in the office when I found the quail maps. I've been looking for these for years. More grail than quail. And now it shall be mine.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

Thanks again. I'm buzzing my tits off with excitement.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

:-)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

so?

again i thought the mapping software was fascinating (the underground map program also had great software for editing tube maps). and the phantom road names?

and i can see emsk in one of those a-z cycling tops

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

I can't remember where I first read about the phantom road names but, yeah, seeing it confirmed sort of made my brain jump.

I might go to STANFORDS after work today.

robster (robster), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 08:51 (twenty years ago)

Yes please also to Quail map.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 08:56 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I think Emsk NEEDS one of those A to Z cycling tops, but I think she missed that bit because she messaged me right at the end going ARRRGGGHHH!!! WHAT DID I MISS?!?! PHANTOM ROADS!!!

That mapping software was amazing. now I'm convinced that that is what the Reality Vans do. They drive around London mapping roads and making reality.

Phantom Roads... my former friend and housemate (who has since moved back to Vancouver) started a small press and the first book she printed was a Pynchon-esque novel about phantom roads in and around LA - that's where I first heard of them. The bloke had so obviously had his brain bent by the concept, but unfortunately his novel didn't quite live up to the coolness of the idea.

Mmmm, Stanfords. One of these days we should have an ILX field trip to Stanfords and then sit in the Lamb and Flag afterwards discussing our aquisitions!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 08:56 (twenty years ago)

i appreciate you, maps.

AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

After several years of weekly orienteering races in my youth (more hobby-like than serious-competition-like), I obv agree that maps are ACE. So is the sport really, for at least two reasons, a) intellectual challenge as well as physical, b) it's in the middle of the woods, ie no-one can actually see you, which is nice if you are a bit rub like me.

(While maps in general are ace, orienteering maps totally rule, due to their insane scale – typically 1:10000)

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

It said that the first road maps were in the "strip map" format beloved of the AA, and to illustrate it it showed an 18th-century strip map

These will be the cary maps, we've got lots in our collection, as they were postal routes, and indicated coaching houses as well as big estates etc.

http://www.ukcountymaps.co.uk/aboutjohncary.htm

Of course, any member of the public can come in and look at photos of our maps, but some of the originals need conservation and their size makes them difficult to handle and so you need to have a genuine research need to look at them. We do have some life sized facsimiles in the search room though

http://www.postalheritage.org.uk/collections/archive/maps/index_html/view?searchterm=map

Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

and i can see emsk in one of those a-z cycling tops

what? WHAT?! i know not of these products but i waaaaaaant one! erm except i would keep trying to use it to get places. ha, holborn roundabout - easy, just there on the left. ah bugger, elephant and castle - hmm... think it's round here somewhere... oh no-oops-OW-oh shit... perhaps it's under there... ow!

emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

she missed that bit because she messaged me right at the end going ARRRGGGHHH!!! WHAT DID I MISS?!?! PHANTOM ROADS!!!

yes :( boo. i didn't realise it was on for only half an hour and i didn't leave the office til quarter to eight. bums.

emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

"No, sorry, I can't do south of the river - it's on my back."

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

This thread doesn't love you like I love you.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

I don't even cycle, but I wonder if I could get a Liberty print type shirt in the A to Z. Also - that ARMCHAIR he had which was done in A to Z print. With speakers in the wingflaps. I covet one.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 06:50 (twenty years ago)

you don't need to cycle to wear a map.

emsk ( emsk), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

Yes but if you wear one of those spandexy cycling shirts when you are not cycling you look like a cnut. (And I don't mean a Danish king.)

Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.leestreet.com/images/map-on-ass.gif

hehe a butt ^__^

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

yeah when you wear cycling ANYTHING when you're not cycling you look like a twat, or at least i feel like i do. which is why i wuv my new cycling trouser things so much, they look like stuff i would wear anyway. today i am gonna use my GIANT MAP to figure out how to go from brixton to hammersmith.

xpost 'kinell.

emsk ( emsk), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 07:55 (twenty years ago)

The African Rift Valley's got a lot bigger lately.

robster (robster), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 07:57 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...
so im in istanbul (not ukraine...) and i was in the grand bazaar and saw this really great old map - kind ahand painted world map and below it is more paintings but of sultans on horses. its really beautiful.... i didnt give a price i would pay, but he went down to 500 lira (350usd).... anyone have any idea whatsoever about these things?

also.... found a place selling fresh iranian beluga for $100usd for 120g... hmmm

phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 21 September 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

seventeen years pass...

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