A thread for the JP Morgan Chase CEO who was portrayed heroically in the Too Big to Fail movie
― sarahell, Friday, 21 November 2025 17:10 (three months ago)
At home he relishes lying on the couch in his library in a sort of trance, with the stereo blasting a mélange of schmaltzy tunes that includes Sinatra's “My Way”
― brimstead, Friday, 21 November 2025 17:12 (three months ago)
I always get him confused with James Dyson, and not just because they both suck.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 November 2025 17:15 (three months ago)
He's for sure the go to banker for pedophiles.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 21 November 2025 17:18 (three months ago)
I can see lots of people attached to Epstein avoiding prosecution for sex crimes but I have a feeling they might go after Dimon for financial crimes.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 21 November 2025 17:19 (three months ago)
There is a youtube documentary about him and the images they have of him as a young man — probably AI illustrations tbh — make him look like James Franco. Lol
― Gary duBusey (sarahell), Sunday, 21 December 2025 19:55 (two months ago)
IRL he looked more like ilxor imago
― Gary duBusey (sarahell), Sunday, 21 December 2025 19:56 (two months ago)