Vote For Your Favourite Made-Up Funny Name (Quarter-Finals 1 of 4)

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Ten years ago, Stevie D. and I started a Facebook thread of "made-up funny names" and it's been going strong since then. To celebrate the thread's 10th anniversary, I sorted through the 1000+ names and distilled them to a list of a hundred. Please indulge our sophomoric sense of humour and vote for your favourite, today. (Parts 2 through 4 will follow).

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Carl Oof 4
Doughy Middlebit 4
Pantlynn Greetly 3
Tiffany Timothy 2
Sips McWilner 1
Dippy Breedhole 1
Choosy Midriff 1
Channing Potatum 1
Pevin Dultch 1
Easter Scienceclass 1
Shelly Splinters 1
Benver Bolorado 1
Lion Diaphragm 0
Bippy Frantantangelo 0
Potato Negligee 0
Dennis Envy 0
Theresa Eraser 0
Pencil Jansport 0
Dixie Nothing 0
Pepperoni Gym 0
Careful Prentice 0
Bruce Burgular 0
Yancy Jae McMuffin 0
Shepard McDognald 0
Eunice Linus 0


ron zertnert (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 23 January 2026 00:08 (three weeks ago)

Dead heat between Choosy Midriff, Channing Potatum and Carl Oof

Jonk Raven (dog latin), Friday, 23 January 2026 00:13 (three weeks ago)

Pantlynn Greetly sounds the most like a now-forgotten celebrity who would've been on the Match Game panel, so that.

cryptosicko, Friday, 23 January 2026 00:53 (three weeks ago)

Careful Prentice

budo jeru, Friday, 23 January 2026 01:46 (three weeks ago)

torn between Dennis Envy, Dippy Breedhole and Lion Diaphragm

Parallel Heinz (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 January 2026 01:58 (three weeks ago)

Pynchonmaxxing

EsBeeKid (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 24 January 2026 03:33 (three weeks ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 28 January 2026 00:01 (two weeks ago)

Pantlynn Greetly dovetails with my interest in alternate universe conservative white person names

map, Wednesday, 28 January 2026 00:06 (two weeks ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 29 January 2026 00:01 (two weeks ago)

Good result

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Thursday, 29 January 2026 00:07 (two weeks ago)

Yup

Jonk Raven (dog latin), Thursday, 29 January 2026 01:33 (two weeks ago)

Quite feeling Benver Bolorado now though

Jonk Raven (dog latin), Thursday, 29 January 2026 01:35 (two weeks ago)

I voted Easter Scienceclass, it's kinda perfect, to my experience

Don't sleep on parts 2, 3, or 4 please and thx

ron zertnert (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 29 January 2026 04:01 (two weeks ago)


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