Vote For Your Favourite Made-Up Funny Name (Quarter-Finals 2 of 4)

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Ten years ago, Stevie D. and I started a Facebook thread of "made-up funny names" and it's been going strong since then. To celebrate the thread's 10th anniversary, I sorted through the 1000+ names and distilled them to a list of a hundred. Please indulge our sophomoric sense of humour and vote for your favourite, today.

Part 1 is here. (Parts 3 and 4 will follow).

Note that on this week’s ballot there are a few dual entries, as sometimes a single name would beget a fun suggestion of the name of their brother or her sister or offspring, and I felt they should be included as duos rather than split up.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Ron Toronto 6
Larry Gaga 5
Blanche Blunch 3
Northpark Babbages 2
Blarnold Merfin 2
Jennify Zhandanda (& Regify Zhandanda) 1
Werner Perm 1
Frutann Bispers 1
Peter Fingerbunny 1
Pulvin Chipps 1
Spaghetti West 0
Roman Munro 0
Arnoldine Palmers (& Quenchy Palmers) 0
Brent Frutiger 0
Tonya VonFrombi 0
Chelsea Plankton 0
Allergic Yvette 0
Brethany Lipshitz 0
Purity Bjoris 0
London Van Der Linden 0
Saoirse Consortium 0
Flutanny Woodwind 0
Franpiphany Prosperous 0
Trampy Stamp Meme Generator 0
Wynona Anyone 0


ron zertnert (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 24 January 2026 00:46 (three months ago)

Ron Toronto

Jonk Raven (dog latin), Saturday, 24 January 2026 03:28 (three months ago)

I need someone to draw all of these

Jonk Raven (dog latin), Saturday, 24 January 2026 03:30 (three months ago)

Northpark Babbages

EsBeeKid (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 24 January 2026 03:35 (three months ago)

I will be sending the author of the winning name a $50 gift certificate to Red Lobster, which seems like the only appropriate reward

ron zertnert (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 24 January 2026 03:42 (three months ago)

Ron Toronto because I live in Toronto and have known of at least one Ron in my life.

My preference is for names that don’t try to be funny through alteration or rhyme, or cartoonish absurdity, but still sound funny because they’re still a little absurd but could pass in real life.

ed.b, Saturday, 24 January 2026 11:55 (three months ago)

i think i gotta go with the zhandandas. which reminds me of the two gals on steve's coors light poster.

map, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 03:31 (three months ago)

werner perm is the other one that made me literally lol

map, Tuesday, 27 January 2026 03:32 (three months ago)

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 28 February 2026 00:01 (one month ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 1 March 2026 00:01 (one month ago)


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