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Ten years ago, Stevie D. and I started a Facebook thread of "made-up funny names" and it's been going strong since then. To celebrate the thread's 10th anniversary, I sorted through the 1000+ names and distilled them to a list of a hundred. Please indulge our sophomoric sense of humour and vote for your favourite, today.
Part 1 is here. (Parts 3 and 4 will follow).
Note that on this week’s ballot there are a few dual entries, as sometimes a single name would beget a fun suggestion of the name of their brother or her sister or offspring, and I felt they should be included as duos rather than split up.
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| Ron Toronto | 6 |
| Larry Gaga | 5 |
| Blanche Blunch | 3 |
| Northpark Babbages | 2 |
| Blarnold Merfin | 2 |
| Jennify Zhandanda (& Regify Zhandanda) | 1 |
| Werner Perm | 1 |
| Frutann Bispers | 1 |
| Peter Fingerbunny | 1 |
| Pulvin Chipps | 1 |
| Spaghetti West | 0 |
| Roman Munro | 0 |
| Arnoldine Palmers (& Quenchy Palmers) | 0 |
| Brent Frutiger | 0 |
| Tonya VonFrombi | 0 |
| Chelsea Plankton | 0 |
| Allergic Yvette | 0 |
| Brethany Lipshitz | 0 |
| Purity Bjoris | 0 |
| London Van Der Linden | 0 |
| Saoirse Consortium | 0 |
| Flutanny Woodwind | 0 |
| Franpiphany Prosperous | 0 |
| Trampy Stamp Meme Generator | 0 |
| Wynona Anyone | 0 |
― ron zertnert (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 24 January 2026 00:46 (three months ago)
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