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Ten years ago, Stevie D. and I started a Facebook thread of "made-up funny names" and it's been going strong since then. To celebrate the thread's 10th anniversary, I sorted through the 1000+ names and distilled them to a list of a hundred. Please indulge our sophomoric sense of humour and vote for your favourite, today.
Part 1 is here. Part 2 is here. (Part 4 will follow).
As before, there are some dual entries, with a suggestion of a sibling, child, or band-mate. One of these was the product of a Freddie Mercury-inspired subquest, whereby we paired “working class" first names with surnames named after an element— Doug Lead, i.e.
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| Veginald Brease | 3 |
| Tita Tilapia | 2 |
| Lachlan Brownwind | 2 |
| Timberlée Chaturbate | 2 |
| Morgan Bargaincorn | 1 |
| Penneth Farthing | 1 |
| Monty Crisco | 1 |
| Joaquin-Frerejacques Jockjam | 1 |
| Barn Doris | 1 |
| Green Gartfunkel | 1 |
| Limpy Gloveshine | 1 |
| Priscillium Frimm-Trivets | 0 |
| Bongo Deux | 0 |
| Apricotta Delacroix | 0 |
| Julio Uranium (& Dick Nickel) | 0 |
| Doily Partner | 0 |
| Pepper Frantz Dressing | 0 |
| Incontinent Contessa | 0 |
| Uwe Vinyl Volkswagen | 0 |
| Francey Sharpay | 0 |
| Burton Cum (& Randy Man) | 0 |
| Marge Erin O’Leonard | 0 |
| Drix Considerable | 0 |
| Ombrae Garmints | 0 |
| Charmel Pepperonda | 0 |
― ron zertnert (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 25 January 2026 18:24 (two weeks ago)
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