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Want to pitch a cookbook with all of the recipes following this naming convention.

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:17 (two weeks ago)

Blow Me Bologna

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:18 (two weeks ago)

Finger Me Franks

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:18 (two weeks ago)

Suck Me Salmon

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:18 (two weeks ago)

Cum on My Back Flapjacks

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:19 (two weeks ago)

Felch Me Frittatas

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:47 (two weeks ago)

Disembowel me DUMPLINGS!

sarahell, Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:48 (two weeks ago)

Jump Me Jambalaya

our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:05 (two weeks ago)

Hump Me DUMPLINGS!!

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:08 (two weeks ago)

Suck Me Spotted Dick

in the realm of the essence of Tong (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:12 (two weeks ago)

C on Ts Mac and Cheese

Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:14 (two weeks ago)

Enter into a nonbinding indefinite polyamorous situationship with me enchiladas

Lily Dale, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:20 (two weeks ago)

Cuck Me Crumble

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:21 (two weeks ago)

Felching Flapjacks

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:24 (two weeks ago)

paypigs in a blanket

alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:26 (two weeks ago)

Dry Handjob Hefeweizen

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:30 (two weeks ago)

Divorce Me Mutton

fetter, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:34 (two weeks ago)

join my mlm m&m cookies

alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:38 (two weeks ago)

Dom Me Dhoklas

map, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:39 (two weeks ago)

Beat Me Meatloaf

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:40 (two weeks ago)

Teabag Me Tiramisu

map, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:40 (two weeks ago)

Scissor Me Szechuan Chicken

map, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:41 (two weeks ago)

Spank My Batty Patty

Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:41 (two weeks ago)

Peg Me Paella

map, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:43 (two weeks ago)

Two Girls One Cup O' Noodles

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:44 (two weeks ago)

Cleveland Steam Me Clambake

map, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:45 (two weeks ago)

Donkey Punch Me Punch

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:45 (two weeks ago)

Bugger Me Brisket

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:52 (two weeks ago)

Onanism Omelette

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:12 (two weeks ago)

Cum Brûlée

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:12 (two weeks ago)

Toe Fuck Me Tofurkey

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:33 (two weeks ago)

Spit in My Mouth Spaghetti

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:40 (two weeks ago)

Divorce Me Gruel

LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:41 (two weeks ago)

Bigamy Banchan

LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:43 (two weeks ago)

Sound Me Churros

our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:43 (two weeks ago)

Rim Me Risotto

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:44 (two weeks ago)

Fist Me Flammkuchen

LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:46 (two weeks ago)

Unsolicited Noods

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:53 (two weeks ago)

Non-monogamy tapas

LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:56 (two weeks ago)

Pork Me Pork Chops

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:56 (two weeks ago)

Riunite And It Feels So Good---oops, too many words

Wreck me Breakfast

dow, Sunday, 8 February 2026 21:00 (two weeks ago)

Settlement Hash

LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 February 2026 21:07 (two weeks ago)

Shared Custody Divorce Custard

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Sunday, 8 February 2026 21:16 (two weeks ago)

Lamb Shanks, I Hate It

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 8 February 2026 21:29 (two weeks ago)

Kiss Me on the Bus Burgers

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Sunday, 8 February 2026 21:31 (two weeks ago)

Watersports Wonton Soup

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Sunday, 8 February 2026 21:56 (two weeks ago)

Fiancee Ceviche

LocalGarda, Sunday, 8 February 2026 22:00 (two weeks ago)

Unsolicited Noods

I am howling, this is so good

our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Sunday, 8 February 2026 22:27 (two weeks ago)

Prenupcakes

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 February 2026 22:30 (two weeks ago)

yeah i also came to give props for Unsolicited Noods, irl lol

Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2026 22:43 (two weeks ago)

I’ve Made Us A Therapy Appointment Pot Stickers

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 20:01 (one week ago)

Asexual Aubergine Fritters

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Monday, 9 February 2026 21:20 (one week ago)

If we’re giving out kudos, I gotta say the effortless rhyme of “C on Ts mac and cheese” got me

epistantophus, Monday, 9 February 2026 21:29 (one week ago)

Very obscure dish: I love you but I’ve chosen butter noodles.

righteousmaelstrom, Monday, 9 February 2026 23:21 (one week ago)

Dead Bedroom Buffalo Wings

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 9 February 2026 23:55 (one week ago)

My Wife Fuckin Hates Me Flambee

map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 00:02 (one week ago)

Pet Play Jalapeño Poppers

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 00:04 (one week ago)

In the Doghouse Duck Demi-glace

map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 00:04 (one week ago)

Consensual Consomme

octobeard, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 00:06 (one week ago)

Trip to the Sex Shop Som Tam

map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 00:09 (one week ago)

Dead Bedroom Buffalo Wings

LOL - winner

octobeard, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 00:21 (one week ago)

Broccoli Rape Me

Thrupple Fries

sarahell, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 02:19 (one week ago)

Love me Tenderloin

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 02:36 (one week ago)

xp

ugh i hovered over the submit post button for "throuple oil" yesterday but wasnt sure how itd scan and the answer is good

alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 03:20 (one week ago)

Dom Me DUMPLINGS!

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 03:25 (one week ago)

CNC Kimchi

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 03:26 (one week ago)

Artichoke Me

map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 03:35 (one week ago)

Dad/sunchokes

map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 03:35 (one week ago)

Eiffel Tower of Flapjacks

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 03:48 (one week ago)

Stay Together for the Sake of the Chilled Borscht
...
They're Grown Now So Lettuce Wrap it Up

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 05:23 (one week ago)

Once You Go Black Beans

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 05:45 (one week ago)

Hot Under the Collard Greens

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 05:47 (one week ago)

Unrequited Crushed Tomatoes

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 11:56 (one week ago)

Celibacy Remoulade

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 12:39 (one week ago)

Make Out Sauerkraut

Naledi, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 13:37 (one week ago)

Put it in Poutine

Naledi, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 13:43 (one week ago)

Rimjob Remoulade

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 13:49 (one week ago)

Fool Around Frittata

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:21 (one week ago)

Frottata

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:27 (one week ago)

is it in yet andouillette

massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:34 (one week ago)

gary glitter up the fritter

massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:35 (one week ago)

brewer's droop food group

massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:43 (one week ago)

thumbing in a softy lamb kofte

massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:46 (one week ago)

golden showers courgette flowers

massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:47 (one week ago)

Group grope cantaloupe

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 16:52 (one week ago)

Stick In My Casserole

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:16 (one week ago)

*It, groan

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:16 (one week ago)

Stick It In Me and Groan Guanciale

map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:37 (one week ago)

I Swear This Never Happens To Me Hot Chicken

Spotted Whiskey Dick

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:40 (one week ago)

Performance Anxiety Pumpkin Pie

map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:42 (one week ago)

Do-Me Haloumi

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:46 (one week ago)

Monoga-Meatballs

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:49 (one week ago)

ghost me goulash

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 20:00 (one week ago)

Bigamy tenders

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 21:29 (one week ago)

(can't be the only one who enjoys how many of these sound like close alternatives to shiver me timbers?)

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 21:30 (one week ago)

I keep thinking of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9SC_kow_tw

in the realm of the essence of Tong (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 21:35 (one week ago)

Snort Me Schnitzel

map, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 23:25 (one week ago)

Key Party Lime Pie

our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 23:43 (one week ago)

Swinguini

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 23:51 (one week ago)

i was disappointed to find that this mark bonanno performance is a cover version of a mr bungle tune as it seems like the type of thing mark bonanno would come up with out of his own brain, but it's quite the performance nonetheless:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z40W90bPRbU

massaman gai (front tea for two), Friday, 20 February 2026 17:14 (two days ago)


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