these are at work

https://i.postimg.cc/DZsM6xzr/kimwipes.jpg

voted for “SCIENCE* BRAND”

V.familiar with Kimwipes from my time in lab. Good product imho

gotta be Delicate Task Wipers

voted "SCIENCE* BRAND" for the implied qualification about what "science" might mean

SCIENCE* BRAND for me as well

When your work requires delicate, precision wiping to handle critical tasks, Kimtech Science™ Kimwipes®, by Kimberly-Clark, are an obvious choice. With a legacy of more than 60 years of being the go-to wipe for cleaning surfaces, parts, instruments in labs, laboratory lenses, and medical offices, these wipes easily clean liquids, dust and small particles. Plus, the anti-static dispensing design reduces electrostatic discharge. As a wipes chooser, our delicate task wipes are an efficient choice, thanks to our waste-reducing, one-at-a-time dispensing box.

Not sure what's going on in that last sentence.

Well, at least I have a new username now...

one-at-a-time dispensing box

This reminds me that yesterday at an event there was a roll of paper towels next to the food, and I reached for one, and noticed that the perforations made perfect squares rather than the thinner rectangles I'm used to most of the time. Like, you couldn't take a half sheet, you had to take a whole one. I thought to myself, "Now this is luxury!"

finally

_one-at-a-time dispensing box_

This reminds me that yesterday at an event there was a roll of paper towels next to the food, and I reached for one, and noticed that the perforations made perfect squares rather than the thinner rectangles I'm used to most of the time. Like, you couldn't take a half sheet, you had to take a whole one. I thought to myself, "Now this is luxury!"

the recession is over!

I've never been able to figure out how to turn this idea into an actual joke, but the basics are:

A. Intermittent wipers
Q. Why do we smell like shit?

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Kimwipes* deserved better

Hmm, what’s that about Kimwipes*, let me check the footnote

SCIENCE* BRAND

but the footnote on SCIENCE* is…. Kimwipes*

I think those asterisks were meant to be trademark symbols.

update: these are no longer at work

the delicate tasks have been wiped

never thought of myself as a wipes chooser but i think i like it