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Wipes for Kims? By Kimtech, maker of cutting edge Kim products?
These are Delicate Task Wipers

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Delicate Task Wipers 4
SCIENCE* BRAND 3
Essuie-tout pour taches delicates 2
Kimwipes* 0
KIMTECH 0
Panos para tareas delicadas 0


map, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:06 (one month ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/DZsM6xzr/kimwipes.jpg

map, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:06 (one month ago)

voted for “SCIENCE* BRAND”

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:24 (one month ago)

V.familiar with Kimwipes from my time in lab. Good product imho

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:29 (one month ago)

gotta be Delicate Task Wipers

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2026 17:35 (one month ago)

voted "SCIENCE* BRAND" for the implied qualification about what "science" might mean

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 March 2026 17:38 (one month ago)

SCIENCE* BRAND for me as well

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:03 (one month ago)

When your work requires delicate, precision wiping to handle critical tasks, Kimtech Science™ Kimwipes®, by Kimberly-Clark, are an obvious choice. With a legacy of more than 60 years of being the go-to wipe for cleaning surfaces, parts, instruments in labs, laboratory lenses, and medical offices, these wipes easily clean liquids, dust and small particles. Plus, the anti-static dispensing design reduces electrostatic discharge. As a wipes chooser, our delicate task wipes are an efficient choice, thanks to our waste-reducing, one-at-a-time dispensing box.

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:10 (one month ago)

Not sure what's going on in that last sentence.

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 2 March 2026 18:12 (one month ago)

Well, at least I have a new username now...

wipes chooser (unperson), Monday, 2 March 2026 18:20 (one month ago)

one-at-a-time dispensing box

This reminds me that yesterday at an event there was a roll of paper towels next to the food, and I reached for one, and noticed that the perforations made perfect squares rather than the thinner rectangles I'm used to most of the time. Like, you couldn't take a half sheet, you had to take a whole one. I thought to myself, "Now this is luxury!"

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:05 (one month ago)

finally

map, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:15 (one month ago)

_one-at-a-time dispensing box_

This reminds me that yesterday at an event there was a roll of paper towels next to the food, and I reached for one, and noticed that the perforations made perfect squares rather than the thinner rectangles I'm used to most of the time. Like, you couldn't take a half sheet, you had to take a whole one. I thought to myself, "Now this is luxury!"

the recession is over!

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 2 March 2026 19:38 (one month ago)

I've never been able to figure out how to turn this idea into an actual joke, but the basics are:

A. Intermittent wipers
Q. Why do we smell like shit?

Hideous Lump, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:41 (one month ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 13 March 2026 00:01 (one month ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 14 March 2026 00:01 (one month ago)

Kimwipes* deserved better

Hmm, what’s that about Kimwipes*, let me check the footnote

SCIENCE* BRAND

but the footnote on SCIENCE* is…. Kimwipes*

z_tbd, Saturday, 14 March 2026 00:45 (one month ago)

I think those asterisks were meant to be trademark symbols.

Kim Kimberly, Saturday, 14 March 2026 00:57 (one month ago)

update: these are no longer at work

dream mummy (map), Saturday, 14 March 2026 01:33 (one month ago)

the delicate tasks have been wiped

dream mummy (map), Saturday, 14 March 2026 01:36 (one month ago)

never thought of myself as a wipes chooser but i think i like it

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 March 2026 18:02 (one month ago)


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