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I am about as Irish as a Shamrock Shake, thanks to my Euromongrel background, but I have roots on both mom and dad's side and my family name derives from a town in County Kilkenny, so hey. Then there's our own Miss Kearney, of course. ;-) But above and beyond that and other folks like Ronan, there's the nation itself, where the list of Irish (and Anglo-Irish, true) artists in many fields runs on forever, regrettable interruptions like, say, Bono aside. So then -- a bunch of Guinness-soaked louts or a flowering of native Celtic genius that makes the English look like a passel of Hooray Henrys and who wisely escaped the UK's clutches to help make America the brilliant place it is?

Search: Flann O'Brien, Wilde of course, the Virgin Prunes, Father Ted.

Destroy: leprechauns, St. Patrick's Day-related idiocies in America.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Do bartenders in horrible phony Irish pubs in America ever draw anything in the head of a pulled pint of Guiness other than a shamrock? A pair of tits maybe.

Benjamin, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't believe you didn't mention Kevin Shields, Ned.

Michael Bourke, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He's afraid Alan Mc G Burger might jump on this thread.

nathalie, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd like to point out that I'm only a third Irish, you know. Hence the big ass. If I was 100% I wouldn't have that.

Ally, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What Natalie said. Besides which, I thought by now I don't need to mention him, it's implicit. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

search: bad basement punk rock shows in dublin while on vacation where huge football thug dances around on stage before vomiting and passing out in the corner.

destroy: the current amurrican hard on for all things irish.

jess, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kevin Rowland once said the Irish were "unnecessarily zealoius, if becoming" which kinda hit the nail on the head for me. I have a bit of a zealous streak myself which I have to keep in check because it's a bit shit really, isn't it?

"Father Ted" was a load of arse-juice but the "D'unbelievables"...

Michael Bourke, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Some Irish pple are nice, some Irish pple are not so nice.

jel, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Search: Neil Jordan, Beckett, Thin Lizzy, foxy Colin Farrell (ok Joel Schumacher, we'll let you live), Undertones, the rugged coastline

Destroy: What Ned said about St. Paddy's in the USA, my ridiculous "Kiss Me I'm Irish" relatives: stop the Erin Go Bragh insanity please!, the Cranberries, Hothouse Flowers, the Troubles (wouldn't that be nice?).

I lurve leprechauns. And shamrock shakes.

Brennan on the Moor, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

All the Irish pple I've met have been nice, lucky me.

Now, Irish Americans, that's *quite* a different story.

The Unicarn, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Irish soda bread is really good. If you mix Baileys with Kahlua, Amaretto and milk, you get a real solid drink.

Ally, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mmm, toasted almond.

I love Ireland solely because of Guinness, Murphy's and Bailey's. I'm a lush.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Destroy: stinky Irish "cuisine". Thank god my mom's Italian, that's all I have to say...

Kerry, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Search: Celtic mythology. Oooh lord.

Lyra, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

U2, Guinness... um... hills and rain.

JM, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ethan is a Mick. So I've heard. He's also whisky. POP SHOTS.

Greg, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The worst Irish export is that smug bastard on Top Gear. And the IRA.

DG, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm the best mick ever.

ethan, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Search: Uniformed attire (i.e., white shirt, dark green or plaid skirts, etc.) of all the young women there...*whew* have mercy!

Destroy: The food.

I believe it was Shane MacGowan once poignantly said: "Ertwas swillin' 'n' sllen/ inna mrsts o' Culcllan/ er pour me a-point o' whiskey t'day..."

Joe, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I spent a week in Ireland (2 days in Northern Ireland, the remainder in the Republic) six years ago, and it was fabulous. Rented a car in Belfast and drove all over the place, ending up in Dublin. Sunny for 4 days out of the 7, too, which the locals said made me very lucky.

My favorite Ireland memory: driving up the Conor Pass on the Dingle Peninsula, parking the car and hiking up a mountain. The view of the countryside, the ponds, the sheep and the sea was breathtaking, of course. But what was really remarkable was just how quiet it all was -- I could hear the grass crunching under my feet and I thought I was stepping on dried out grass, till I realized that it sounded so loud only because it was so quiet. I'd literally never "heard" silence like that before. I realized then how really loud even "quiet" moments are where I live, how there's always some sort of ambient noise in the background disrupting the perfect quiet. And then you just stand there, with the knockout view in the closest thing to perfect peace and quiet I'd ever experienced. Then you walk down and throw some money at the person playing some cliche Irish music on a harp at the foot of the hill.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ah bejabers sure aren't we a grand aul bunch o praties?

DV, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Was it Shane Magowan, lifetime resident of North London (until recently, I think he has now moved to his spiritual home now) who said that then?

destroy people who say: "I'm Irish, my mother's brother's budgie was bought from a pat shop in Galway"

paddy's night in Kilburn too, destroy that, even more so in Neasden.

search: Tony Cascarino

cabbage, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five years pass...

Anybody want to recommend some traditional Irish music? There's so much stuff out there and a lot of it looks terrible.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

Ooops, sorry I thought this was an ILM thread 'cos I was on ILM and then I did a search and so I thought...I know...I am dumb.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

And it's quite a late night for me.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

'search' and 'destroy'? UMkay

humansuit, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

Ned, not quite full blown trad....but you can't go wrong with Christy Moore.

Ronan, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

Specifically, I'd recommend Planxty's 2004 (or is it 2005? I can't remember) live album, which is brilliant and has Christy Moore singing on it. Any one of the first four Chieftains albums are also top class. Martin Hayes is also very popular and good, and there's a great, great singer called Iarla O Lionaird who sings unaccompanied Irish songs. His voice is beautiful, but it can get a little wearing after a while if you don't understand what he's singing about.

accentmonkey, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:37 (eighteen years ago)

The Dubliners ain't half bad either.

Ed, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:43 (eighteen years ago)

luke kelly.

darraghmac, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:45 (eighteen years ago)

also, what's with lack of WB Yeats love upthread?

darraghmac, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:46 (eighteen years ago)

Ned's question inspired me to dig out that Planxty 2004 album. It is GRATE.

accentmonkey, Friday, 29 June 2007 10:08 (eighteen years ago)

Ned, not quite full blown trad....but you can't go wrong with Christy Moore.

My lord, the prosecution cites "Don't Forget Your Shovel".

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 29 June 2007 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

search: Planxty's "The Well Below The Valley", if only for the title track.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 29 June 2007 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

My lord, the prosecution cites "Don't Forget Your Shovel".

Also "The Voyage", and his version of "Ride On".

accentmonkey, Friday, 29 June 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

If it's the same one the Devil's Interval do then it's got incest and 6 cases of abortion/infanticide, body count is the hallmark of a good folk song.

Ed, Friday, 29 June 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

Planxty, yes - I only know the first three albums though. Also that Andy Irvine+Paul Brady album - in fact, is Andy Irvine famous? He's certainly not as famous as he should be! (He's also from London, of course!)I don't know as much about Irish music as I should.

Tom D., Friday, 29 June 2007 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

yes well, not every track! I'm out of my depth here, and I've forgotten my shovel.

Ronan, Friday, 29 June 2007 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

Planxty, yes - I only know the first three albums though. Also that Andy Irvine+Paul Brady album - in fact, is Andy Irvine famous?

he is famous enough, but maybe not as famous as he deserves to be. He plays live a lot in Whelans, and every time I go to see him I kick myself for not going to see him every time he plays, as he is awesome.

In a piece of inspired supportage, the first time I saw him was when he was supporting Will Oldham; a whole new generation of fans was born.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

He is awesome. Everything I've ever heard him do, from Sweeney's Men onwards, has been great, and he always seems like the most talented and yet least well known in whatever setup he's involved in.

Tom D., Friday, 29 June 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

I think he is all about the music rather than about the self-promotion.

I love his song about how Ronnie Drew is actually a culchie.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

CINCINNATI -- A man was caught Tuesday morning inside a car with his pants down.

Police said Kim Leblanc broke into a parked car overnight on Central Parkway, and the owner found him asleep inside and called police.

Officers said Leblanc was not wearing any pants when they arrived.

Investigators said Leblanc told them he had done drugs and believed that a leprechaun had let him into the car.

Leblanc remains in police custody on a variety of charges.

omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

top scientist claims irish less intelligent than other ethnicities,

blames leprechaun influence.

darraghmac, Thursday, 18 October 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Thieving Irish. Here's something funny: I'm American, and my grandfather raised us to be conscious of our Irish heritage. We just find out our Irish side actually came from England ... and had lived there for centuries before coming to the US, rather than actually coming here from Ireland during the potato/weird root tasting beer/cable knit sweater famine.

So what's the deal with that - English, Irish, what? I'm sure most of the people who claim Irish heritage here are less of Irish heritage than suspected.

http://www.dk-ink.com/AngelsRemembered/files/leprechaun.gif

burt_stanton, Friday, 19 October 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)

Oh who knows. My family could care less about it, we're American...but my boyfriend's family is v v proudly Irish...except at this point all their relatives back home live in the Leith district of Edinburgh. At least they're all Hibs supporters!

Laurel, Friday, 19 October 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

um, hibs aren't the 'irish' team in scotland.

darraghmac, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:40 (eighteen years ago)

they are one of the Irish teams, as far as I know. especially if you live in Edinburgh. Scots may know better.

Ronan, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:42 (eighteen years ago)

Hibs were the "Irish" team in Scotland before Celtic were.

onimo, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:46 (eighteen years ago)

If by "Irish" you mean "charitable club set up by members of the Catholic church to provide aid to poverty stricken Catholics who were mostly Irish immigrants" or something. Hibernian means Irish, doesn't it?

onimo, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

I thought all that mummers stuff looked suspiciously English but TIL they have it in Ireland and Scotland too.

Donald Crump (Tom D.), Friday, 26 December 2025 18:31 (four months ago)

An English innovation to attach bells to them so you can have maximum warning iirc.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 27 December 2025 14:12 (four months ago)

Wonder is he a Normal People man

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 6 January 2026 15:22 (three months ago)

Yes but does he speak English with a South Dublin accent like Lenin did? What are his views on the humble spicebag? Yu Ming Is Ainm Do?

colonic interrogation (gyac), Tuesday, 6 January 2026 15:49 (three months ago)

Is Ainm Dom obviously

colonic interrogation (gyac), Tuesday, 6 January 2026 15:50 (three months ago)

one month passes...

I prefer not to speak…

https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2026/0206/1557148-campbell-connolly/

"She said in her speech that she was going to meet the families of the Bloody Sunday victims, but she never mentioned that she was going to meet the families of many of the police officers and soldiers who died on the very ground that she was speaking on."

colonic interrogation (gyac), Friday, 6 February 2026 20:07 (two months ago)

can't believe she didn't reach out to Unionists

Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 February 2026 21:09 (two months ago)

In lighter news, I was introduced to this recently:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mb8Mb0p808

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 6 February 2026 21:15 (two months ago)

ENya seems amused behind him

Minty Gum (Latham Green), Friday, 6 February 2026 21:30 (two months ago)

Classic Irish TV moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP4rpogDsiY

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 7 February 2026 12:47 (two months ago)

two weeks pass...

Reading about Irish Capitalism

The appetite of Amazon and other large tech companies for Irish wind power has indeed proved voracious. In 2023, 21 percent of energy on the Irish grid (35 percent of which currently comes from wind power) went to data centers, which are pressing for yet further opportunities to circumvent regulation on energy use. This is the highest proportion of energy supply used for such purposes in any nation on Earth, and it is rising year to year. Other countries, such as the Netherlands, enforce regulations to manage supply and ensure a fair distribution to its population (7 percent of its supply went to data centers in 2024). Do this here, the tacit threat from the data center Molochs seems to be, and we’ll leave Ireland. The economic results of this for a nation whose budgetary surplus balance is generated entirely by Big Tech firms and the onshore registration of their intellectual property would be a disaster (though one that might revive the question of what form an Irish economy unmoored from American corporate clientelism could take).

https://thebaffler.com/salvos/bog-trouble-doherty

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 February 2026 13:06 (two months ago)

He does kinda sound Jamaican

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjdMu_Ssolc

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 17:26 (two months ago)

Gwan out of that

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 17:49 (two months ago)

Debunked in the Guardian.

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2026/mar/04/viral-speech-ireland-thomas-gould-colonial-history-caribbean-english

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 18:08 (two months ago)

Keeping in touch with this thread’s ignorant original post

hat stays on (gyac), Wednesday, 4 March 2026 18:13 (two months ago)

Unrelated and maybe I’m late to this, but have been binging the Irish History Podcast lately. It covers a huge range of topics at a depth that is perfect for me. Recommended.

tobo73, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 19:29 (two months ago)

Happy Paddy’s Day lads

hat stays on (gyac), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 12:08 (one month ago)

Happy Paddy's Day to ye.

America being normal today: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/03/17/290259538/the-dark-history-of-green-food-on-st-patricks-day

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 13:44 (one month ago)

Eat your greens

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 13:55 (one month ago)

as an irish american whose first name is patrick, i really am uncomfortable with st. patrick's day as it's practiced here. always felt like a celebration of crude stereotypes.

treeship., Tuesday, 17 March 2026 13:59 (one month ago)

Unrelated and maybe I’m late to this, but have been binging the Irish History Podcast lately. It covers a huge range of topics at a depth that is perfect for me. Recommended.

― tobo73, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 2:29 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is a good recommendation. i am into my irish heritage and i enjoy irish music, the poetry of yeats, the novels of beckett etc. but the st. patrick's day thing just fills me with profound despair.

treeship., Tuesday, 17 March 2026 14:01 (one month ago)

London is going through this incredibly creepy Irishcore phase at the moment and it generally weirds me out, just legions of English people from p much any part of society, hipsters and football lads, men and women, just cosplaying as Irish people, obsessing about Guinness, filling all the Irish pubs etc. Even the most average or basic Irish food or drink product appears in some new pub or bar, just this incessant and weird appetite for a culture that's not your own but that you think you can get away with dipping into.

This obviously means Patrick's Day is bigger than ever.

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 14:06 (one month ago)

Does NPR realise that green is the colour of St Patrick’s Day because of the flag? Are they well?

hat stays on (gyac), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 14:06 (one month ago)

xp that’s just cringe, my main issue with this is that you don’t get a single one of them who knows anything about the politics, like when the Soldier F shit pops up, they don’t give a fuck

hat stays on (gyac), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 14:07 (one month ago)

well it's cultural appropriation of the crudest sort.

treeship., Tuesday, 17 March 2026 14:16 (one month ago)

I'd say there are some who know a bit about the politics, lots of London leftists seem p big on the Guinness cosplay, strangely.

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 14:27 (one month ago)

Not in my experience, biggest problem with ukpol leftists is they don’t give a fuck

hat stays on (gyac), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 14:39 (one month ago)

you don’t get a single one of them who knows anything about the politics

i generally find the st paddy's hoohah extremely cringe but i gave my gf a laugh this morning by wishing her happy st patrick's in the billy mcveigh 'from oppression springs resistance' shirt i bought outside the museum of free derry. obv she knows i'm not wearing it ironically. on this day we remember the crimes of the british and the strength of those who opposed them, fuck the green hat stuff

imago, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 14:47 (one month ago)

Really weird seeing Irish flag sellers outside Charing x on Sunday.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 14:48 (one month ago)

Though I would like to try a Guinness cake sorry

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 14:49 (one month ago)

beamish >>>

imago, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 14:49 (one month ago)

beamish > murphy's > guinness = smithwick's

lough gill anderson's red was much better than smithwick's though

imago, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 14:52 (one month ago)

i am into my irish heritage and i enjoy irish music, the poetry of yeats, the novels of beckett etc. but the st. patrick's day thing just fills me with profound despair.

I don't think this is a "but" situation. St. Patrick's Day as it's practiced in the US (and reimported to Ireland because the graspers saw a chance to make more money off it) is obnoxious. I remember being in California for St. Patrick's Day once, and one of my friends "playfully" punched me in the arm because I wasn't wearing green. She was amazed to learn that this is not actually a thing in Ireland at all (although it probably fucking is now, who knows). I'm just pissed off because our glorious taoiseach is over there as usual shilling for big business. "Please buy our lamb that comes from massive fucking farms that are destroying the water system! Please come and build your pharma factories here that are also fucking up the water system! Please invest in our housing market and evict everyone! We love it!"

trishyb, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 14:52 (one month ago)

My best friend is from Surrey and has an RP type accent. I will never forget us being on a Dublin bus during my university days & he pipes up in his hooray Henry accent & these two aul wans sitting in front of us WRENCHED their heads around and glared at him until he nearly died in his seat, like he was Cromwell reborn or something.

I miss those days! The LJs of this world are far too comfortable visiting imo

hat stays on (gyac), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 15:08 (one month ago)

xp ar an airgead

hat stays on (gyac), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 15:09 (one month ago)

i literally told you about the old fella on the bus crowing about mountbatten to me lol

imago, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 15:17 (one month ago)

That was a warning

hat stays on (gyac), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 15:26 (one month ago)

Can’t just go waltzing into Saor Dhoire with the big English head on you

hat stays on (gyac), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 15:27 (one month ago)

probably took a liberty yeah. best pancakes i've maybe ever had though at that one cafe

imago, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 15:35 (one month ago)

I find Beamish a bit watery. Murphys is better than Guinness though.

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 15:38 (one month ago)

Whiskey only, though I do consider it a hate crime if people ask me repeatedly if I’m really SURE I don’t want ice in it

hat stays on (gyac), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 16:16 (one month ago)

Guinness will always be my favorite, I did like beamish though.

I’ve been drinking almost exclusively nonalcoholic Guinness this year though, in an effort to remain dry. Shockingly good for a non-alcoholic brew.

omar little, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 16:29 (one month ago)

Looks like I picked the right day - or wrong day depending on your view of St Paddy's Day - to walk about with my Celtic beanie on. I'm not in London though so the chances of being mistaken for a wanker are less at least.

Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2026 16:48 (one month ago)

America's CreateTV showed this year's Saint Patrick's Day Parade live this morning, and it's on their YouTube channel---dunno if you can see it outside the US---maybe other sources?---but here's the link---it was pretty amazing I thought, and hosts were exclaiming about how atypically beautiful the weather was:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXHc6tTWHMA

dow, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 18:45 (one month ago)

I'm seeing an awful lot of AI-generated shite hanging in London pubs, "Shenanigans In Progress" and worse.

fetter, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 20:21 (one month ago)

three weeks pass...

I just fucking hate this place. I hate the racist, misogynistic, fashy cunts who are currently shutting down the whole country, and I hate the cowardly cunts who won't stand up to them. I hate big agribusiness. I hate the big tech companies (even though mister trishyb works for one). I hate it all. This shitty place, these shitty people. Gah. Oh, is Rory McIlroy doing well in the golf in fucking Trump's America, is he? And I'm supposed to be in favour of that, am I? Fuck off.

OK, sorry, I just needed to do that.

trishyb, Saturday, 11 April 2026 13:21 (three weeks ago)

we're more "craic" than other ethnicities tho? we're great "craic".

LocalGarda, Saturday, 11 April 2026 14:12 (three weeks ago)

€505 million to placate the fash. Absolutely pathetic craic altogether.

trishyb, Sunday, 12 April 2026 23:15 (three weeks ago)

not to swoop in to undermine the main points but negotiating with the ifa and hauliers, who stayed out (officially and afaict reasonably fairly) of the protests and keeping it fairly clear that a sectoral deal would be done through official lines only seems to have done rather a decent job of getting a support deal done (which was necessary) while ensuring that no further space/power than was necessary was ceded to the fash in those fairly prominent and probably reasonably vulnerable to it organisations

waiting the cunts out until maybe a day more than was already too much also seems to have let the public tire and ask most of the right questions of the protest elements most rogue and most linked to the far right

id call it quite well judged given the starting hand tbh and i dont routinely comment on the political genius of martin et al

rory mcilroy is a northern irish golfer who doesnt seem very popular with american golf fans and he was successful in a tournament played abroad this evening yes.

Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 April 2026 23:37 (three weeks ago)


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