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The Guardian's top ten funniest jokes from the Edinburgh fringe, 2026

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There's funny, there's ouch biting, and there's is that it?

Your call!

Will look at doing a sandbox version, but until then....

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Scout Boxall: I like my men like I like my passwords – weak, easily compromised, barely distinguishable from each other 10
Li Jin Hao: A friend said to me: ‘The last thing I wanna be is racist,’ and I was like: ‘Oh, so it’s on your list?’ 10
Olaf Falafel: I remember thinking, as I taped a piranha to my boomerang, this could come back to bite me. 5
Richard Stott: To the person who stole my bank card and spent all my money on ancestry.com – you know who you are. 3
Anna Thomas: I’m having an awful time at the moment. The back of my car fell off and you’ll never guess what you can’t 3
Adele Cliff: I hate AI because it keeps trying to steal the jobs I love, like creative writing and being confidently wr 1
Jenny Gorelick: I dated a magician – I was seeing him, now I don’t. 1
Alex Kitson: I spent all day writing a joke about margarine and I can’t believe it’s not better. 1
Chris Grace: The Trump administration is like the movie Oppenheimer – it’s full of weird white guys and halfway through 0
Bella Hull: I lost my nail file, so I’ve just been using the pavement. As a method, it’s concrete. 0


― Mark G, Thursday, 20 August 2026 20:45 (two months ago)

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Every year, 'the 10 best jokes from the Edinburgh festival' arrive to destroy what's left of anyone's interest or faith in stand-up comedy.

― Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 20 August 2026 20:47 (two months ago)

I hate AI because it keeps trying to steal the jobs I love, like creative writing and being confidently wrong.

The Trump administration is like the movie Oppenheimer – it’s full of weird white guys and halfway through you wish it would end early.

I’m having an awful time at the moment. The back of my car fell off and you’ll never guess what you can’t buy at a car boot sale.

― Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 20 August 2026 21:03 (two months ago)

Olaf Falafel: I remember thinking, as I taped a piranha to my boomerang, this could come back to bite me.

Richard Stott: To the person who stole my bank card and spent all my money on ancestry.com – you know who you are.

Scout Boxall: I like my men like I like my passwords – weak, easily compromised, barely distinguishable from each other.

Li Jin Hao: A friend said to me: ‘The last thing I wanna be is racist,’ and I was like: ‘Oh, so it’s on your list?’

Jenny Gorelick: I dated a magician – I was seeing him, now I don’t.

Adele Cliff: I hate AI because it keeps trying to steal the jobs I love, like creative writing and being confidently wrong.

Chris Grace: The Trump administration is like the movie Oppenheimer – it’s full of weird white guys and halfway through you wish it would end early.

Anna Thomas: I’m having an awful time at the moment. The back of my car fell off and you’ll never guess what you can’t buy at a car boot sale.

Bella Hull: I lost my nail file, so I’ve just been using the pavement. As a method, it’s concrete.

Alex Kitson: I spent all day writing a joke about margarine and I can’t believe it’s not better.

― Mark G, Thursday, 20 August 2026 21:10 (two months ago)

not as bad as usual. there, put that on the poster.

― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 20 August 2026 22:31 (two months ago)

I actually was thinking that myself but still predominantly shite, of course.

― Happiness is a warm gurn (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 August 2026 22:34 (two months ago)

I like the Oppenheimer joke better as the more oblique, bleak, we are eternally in purgatory “The Trump administration is like the movie Oppenheimer – it’s full of weird white guys and halfway through”

― omar little, Thursday, 20 August 2026 22:46 (two months ago)

Funnyish - Stott, Boxall
Raised a momentary wry smile - Li, Thomas, Kitson
Vague and fleeting quirk of the lips - Falafel
Shite - the rest

― lols ulrich (Matt #2), Thursday, 20 August 2026 22:47 (two months ago)

really testing my "if you can't say something nice" resolve here

― 99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 August 2026 22:51 (two months ago)

The margarine joke could be hilarious with the right delivery

― sarahell, Thursday, 20 August 2026 23:01 (two months ago)

i tried to tell a joke about DHL once, but i got the delivery wrong.

― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 20 August 2026 23:13 (two months ago)

oof these are bad

― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Friday, 21 August 2026 03:59 (two months ago)

however, "ancestry.com" is a cut above the rest and is the only chuckle i've gotten out of this poll in however many years we've been polling these. so that

― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Friday, 21 August 2026 04:00 (two months ago)

"I lost my nail file, so I’ve just been using the pavement."

I like this better without the punchline.

― jmm, Friday, 21 August 2026 14:35 (two months ago)

This list actually has some funny jokes on it for a change

― Whatwhawhawhaehawhahwawhawwww (DJP), Friday, 21 August 2026 14:39 (two months ago)

Saw this as the ranked thread on sandbox first - as I posted there, the "can't believe it's not better" joke was done by the Lucksmiths about 20 years ago. I do like the "I like my men like" joke and the racism one, they're both a little obvious but still funny jokes.

― emil.y, Friday, 21 August 2026 14:55 (two months ago)

Racism one isn't especially funny but it's a good line.

― Happiness is a warm gurn (Tom D.), Friday, 21 August 2026 15:05 (two months ago)

I like my punchlines like I like my passwords - ***********

― jmm, Friday, 21 August 2026 15:35 (two months ago)

The racism one is very funny IMO

― Whatwhawhawhaehawhahwawhawwww (DJP), Friday, 21 August 2026 16:28 (two months ago)

That's the one I chose. Could imagine that one getting laughs in a conversation.

― beard papa, Friday, 21 August 2026 16:31 (two months ago)

The racism one is very funny IMO

― Whatwhawhawhaehawhahwawhawwww (DJP), Friday, August 21, 2026 9:28 AM (three hours ago)

it would be funnier if i didn't keep literally running into (queer white) people unironically saying things just as stupid

― Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 21 August 2026 19:52 (two months ago)

but yes, i do think this list is funnier than usual. as is my wont, i've chosen to be disappointed at this list's failure to inflict pain on my psyche.

― Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 21 August 2026 20:03 (two months ago)

I definitely made this poll run too long, soz.

Interesting though, the sandbox giving live updated positions. I daresay the final results will be quite similar, will see...

― Mark G, Tuesday, 25 August 2026 07:40 (two months ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 1 September 2026 00:01 (two months ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 2 September 2026 00:01 (two months ago)

Hmm, bigger turn-out than the sandbox but quite similar results

― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 September 2026 05:48 (two months ago)


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