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Welcome to the High Eighties! Chuck Norris becomes an action star as (briefly) big as Sly Stallone killing everything in site who isn't white. Witness, Cocoon, and Jagged Edge are the only triumphant examples of middlebrow/Oscar fare. Poor Burt Reynolds hangs in there with a Burt-directed Elmore Leonard adaptation.
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Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| Back to the Future | 22 |
| Commando | 9 |
| Beverly Hills Cop | 5 |
| Pale Rider | 5 |
| Witness | 3 |
| Rocky IV | 2 |
| Code of Silence | 2 |
| Friday the 13th: A New Beginning | 2 |
| National Lampoon's European Vacation | 2 |
| Death Wish 3 | 1 |
| Jagged Edge | 1 |
| King Solomon's Mines | 0 |
| Once Bitten | 0 |
| Invasion U.S.A. | 0 |
| Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment | 0 |
| Cocoon | 0 |
| Rambo: First Blood Part II | 0 |
| Stick | 0 |
― boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 August 2026 15:15 (two weeks ago)
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