i am growing a white boy 'fro for chistmas.....

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right now it's cool 1983 white trash - straight from metal shop hair.

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

DON'T DO IT, DOOMIE!!! JUST DON'T GO THERE!!! EVEN THE FREAKING STROKES ARE CUTTING OFF THEIR 'FROS!!! THEY ARE EEEEEEEVIL!!!

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I was hoping this would be an N. thread.

Also, Ned, have you thought about hairspray and curlers (or whatever it is you construct fros with)

― Graham (graham), Monday, 2 December 2002 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

sophie has been retained by fey promises of: oh, I'll get my haircut next week. HOWEVER, i'm temping at a job where people don't care want you look like and well, on the 11th, i'm gone for a month and it's going to be evil indie boy 'fro by then.

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Me, Graham? Er, not my vision of things. I welcome all Photoshoppers to try, though (since they'll do it anyway at this rate).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 December 2002 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

surely a constructed fro is a scouse bubble perm

― Ed (dali), Monday, 2 December 2002 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

kate should get a bubble perm. chloe sevigny's got one. you should get one, kate.

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Please, please no more.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 2 December 2002 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i love my new hair. i look like bob dylan.

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i am NOT getting a perm. i don't live in hoxton any more. one of my cousins (not that one who got sent to boarding school in switzerland for being bad, a female one) got her (blonde) hair permed and arrrgghh, it looked terrible. worse than christina arugala, and at least my cousin had the excuse that it was actually the 70s at the time.

don't make fun of my hair or my future husband will SIT on you and crush you with this ASS:

http://thestrokes.ordinarypictures.com/axis6.jpg

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

how DOES he get those thighs? does he go mountain biking or something?

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

bubble perms on kate plus lollies = totp???

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm not getting a bubble perm, and i DON'T HAVE RED HAIR.

here, look at jules' love handles instead. sigh. doesn't appear to have much a treasure trail, does he?

http://thestrokes.ordinarypictures.com/palace9.jpg

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

he's fallen over

― Ed (dali), Monday, 2 December 2002 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate I think these constant pictures and asstalk have ruined the Strokes for me forever, at least I feel like I never want to hear of them or hear them again.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 2 December 2002 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

hey masonicboom, are you from the UK or east coast ? and where are graham and gareth from,i'm too lazy to go dig it up on that introduce yourself board (your data would be 2 years old anyway)

― V or maybe Vee, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

have ruined the Strokes for me forever, at least I feel like I never want to hear of them or hear them again

and tha's a bad thing??! i only wish she had done this to everyone like, 17 months ago

― V or maybe Vee, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

masonicboom = both
Gareth= Bradford, England
Me = Nowhere, England

― Graham (graham), Monday, 2 December 2002 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

(do you think that if i yammer on about the JCA for long enough, i can make everyone hate the strokes and then they will go AWAY?!!??)

i live london now, though i spent loads of time in nyc and suburbs.

here, look upon the MIGHTY ASS:

http://thestrokes.ordinarypictures.com/julprov2.jpg

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually amn't joking, I can't think of listening to the album now or even any of the songs without the words ass and Julian Casablancas just forming a block between me and any enjoyment of it. It was like the only thing with guitars I'd listened to in months, along with maybe Spiritualized, you've almost severed the links completely.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 2 December 2002 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

SO there is a point to all of this insane giggling.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 2 December 2002 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

HOORAY!!! my new tack has succeeded... I knew that i was getting nowhere ranting about them...

ha ha ha, now if only i can do the same thing for the Heretic Jason Pierce... where are those photos of him in white leather trousers...

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a clever plot, I have to concede. Can we now mock Jack White's mouth or something?

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 2 December 2002 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"i live london now, though i spent loads of time in nyc and suburbs"

where from originally? yes, i'm writing a biography on you. (but w/ pics of not u, but jc's azz)

― V or maybe Vee, Monday, 2 December 2002 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

jack white is the goff pilsbury doughboy. ;-)

define "originally" V. i was born in harlow, essex, through no fault of my own. (I am a hertfordshire girl! really!!!) do i get to see this biography at some point? especially if it has pix of THE ASS.

yay, suzy is awake, show her the ass, ed!

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and okay, I just meant like where'f u gro up and etc.

and i think you've already seen EVERY SINGLE ASS-SHOT OF JULIAN CASABLANCAS THAT EXISTS IN THE ENTIRE COSMOS, kate, so it wouldn't be anything new :)

― V or maybe Vee, Monday, 2 December 2002 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a really flabby ass! wtf

― bob zemko (bob), Monday, 2 December 2002 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

grew up in herts from 0-9, fairfield co, CT from 9-13, albany ny from 13-22 and then off to nyc, and that's as grown up as i ever got...

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

what about his chin - his lack'o'chin is scaring me. forget to tell you my julian arse story - when julian was at death disco sophie even went - he's got a fat arse. (could have been a look-a-like but sophie loves julian! so she should have spotted his arse)

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

in this clever wig, the rubbish Julian is sure not to spot me. i must go over to where he is with Ronan and kill the ASS with my handy pocket knife hiding in my cowboy boots.

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, i know he has a fat ass. that ass nearly prevented me from getting to the bar of the mercury lounge, but everyone's already heard my strokes stories, so blah blah blah. he goes up and down in weight quite scarily depending on how long he'd been on tour. the loss of chin phenomenon is quite frightening.

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK, julian's ass is blocking the view of the field mice reunion on television, i must walk over and kill THE ASS KATE KILL THE ASS KATE KILL THE ASS.....

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

What have I done? Why did I kill the biggest ASS in rock'n'roll. I am the rubbish ass version of Mark Chapman.

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

doomie, lay off the crack, i'd never kill the ASS. i love the ass. i DREAM about that ass.

(you know, i was reading old posts, and i just thought that if someone had told me, 18 months ago, that i would be having a conversation with Doompatrol about the merits of julian casablancas' ass, and ENJOYING IT, i would have told them they were smoking crack. ah, what a difference a year makes...)

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I must go to the crack dealers near ally's and become a rubbish crack addict for killing the ASS.

(aawww....thanks kate, the thing is i always knew heart of hearts, that ilx was not really fashionastas (met those, UGH) but just a bunch of FUCKING freaks (like me)

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

is Julian's ASS dead? Did Kate really kill Julian's ASS???

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

THE ASS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!:

http://thestrokes.ordinarypictures.com/julprov2.jpg

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I am forever to be known as JULES THE ASS KILLER and be on the run. Until Julian grows a new bio-ass for which I will be back to KILL KILL CRAZY KILL ....

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

(at this point someone inserts a doctor photo of ronan diving in to save julian's ASS and taking the bullet for himself ala ronald reagan)

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

behold the might of my superclone BIOASS!!!

http://thestrokes.ordinarypictures.com/julprov2.jpg http://www.imgmag.net/images/doome/Spidey06_mj.gif

brings whole new realms of meaning towards what suzy and i mean when we say "walking off the ass"...

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

During the melee of the last few months concerning julian's ASS, our heroine goes to NYC to kill the evil clone of Julian's BIO-ASS and free the true ass to be with it's rightful owner.

"I must kill julian's EVIL BIO-CLONE ASS and return the true ASS to Julian and shoot Ronan for defending the EVIL BIO-CLONE ASS, for this I will walk miles until I reach Julian's BIO-CLONE EVIL ASS EMPIRE (i.e. the strokes headquarters)

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i think the love handles can take the bullet for the ass and still be perfectly fine. awwww, isn't he dreamy?

http://thestrokes.ordinarypictures.com/julprov1.jpg

he's soooo lovely... isn't he lovely? aaaahhhh...

how can someone so cute be so EVIL?!?!? it just isn't fair. i will always fail on my mission when he turns the PSYCHOTIC PUPPYDOG EYES on me.

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"Piss off Julian, yer rubbish, I freed you from the evil bio clone ASS because I had to. STOP FOLLOWING ME, YER RUBBISH"

and the world was set to ease knowing the julian's ASS was still rubbish.

― DOOM-E, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

even his belly button is attractive.

and i HATE bellybuttons.

WAIT!!! I'M NOT THE REAL KATE, AM I??? while i was asleep, suzy and ed must have killed me and replaced me with an evil, ass-loving, julian casablancas-fancying, belly button-attractive-finding clone! oh no! oh no, doomie, save me!!!

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit, doomie, i wanted that post to go next to his belly button. :-(

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

It's funny, Suzy, here I am on Oxford Street, completely shopped out but since living at your flat, I've had secret desires to worship or kill Julian's ass everytime I see Javine from Popstars. What's up?

(insert walking lois lane gif)

SUZY: MOIHAHAHAA....

I must go to Gatwick, Suzy, I must KILL THE ASS.

Suzy: MOIAHAHAHA...

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

now i KNOW it's not me. i'd never fly from gatwick. it's not rock'n'roll enough for me.

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Without warning, Suzy flashes this:

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, silly girl I would never have tried to destroy her mind with thoughts of Julian Casablanca's ASS if she had not witnessed my marriage to the SATAN!

― DOOM-E, Monday, 2 December 2002 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

suzy: curse her meddling ways, she would have flown out of a better airport to kill Julian's ASS if she had not discovered the shocking truth of MOMUS and I.

― DOOM-E, Monday, 2 December 2002 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

bwah hah hah!!! sorry, i have to go finish hanging my curtains.

i've set off the lovely blue walls with the fuschia curtains from the purple paisley partition of paradise. is there a reason that female members of my family keep giving me housewares with PINK ELEPHANTS on them?

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

All of these strange images, what do they mean? Why am I walking so quickly to Gatwick....where's suzy? Why am I seeing Julian's ASS everywhere?

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I love those old Lois Lane stories! The ones with Superman's plots to humiliate Lois for daring to love him are particularly hilarious. Good old traditional family values.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 2 December 2002 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

kate will not play with you now, she has a doc on vikings to watch.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 2 December 2002 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

thats o.k., you guys can play with my doc from love boat action figure. just keep him in the box.

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

martin, i used to go into the comic book shop and buy lois lane's because a) very cheap and b) they made me and my friends laugh their heads off...

OH NO LOIS HAS TAKEN THE EYES OF A SERIAL KILLER!

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

One of my best friends from high school was an attache to Gopher when he went to Washington.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 2 December 2002 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

well, we've just finished the viking documentary, and it suggests that according to genetic dna tests, scottish people are THIRTY PERCENT VIKING, WOOOO!!! that's better than suzy's mere twenty-five percent swedish. hah!

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

as you can see, once again, i turn to my gif addiction in times of trouble, my live review was cut because of space issues! these things happen but it's a really good entertaining review and made allusions to heaven's gate!

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Look at Superman's mouth....what is happening?

― doom-e, Monday, 2 December 2002 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

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